LESSON 3: TROLLS
WHEN FIGHTING A TROLL WHO WANTS TO BE BIG MAN ON CAMPUS...
a. hide under a bridge--that's the last place he'd look.
b. if you've recently received an unsolicited infusion of vampire blood, fight back--since you've probably been transformed into a powerful vampire for all eternity.
c. let the rude vampire girl who infused you with her vampire hemoglobin--without your permission--lend you a fang.