"Wait, why are you still here?"

I thought i'd make you breakfast.... 
"Wait, you're reading the newspaper and drinking coffee! And why didn't you wake me?!" 
You were sleeping so peacefully...i just thought i'd wait to eat so i could....
 "So you could what?" 
So i could eat with you.. 
-he stops himself and one slient tear rolls down his cheek. He usually thinks of  Halibel of nothing more than a sex toy, but he is starting  to see her in a new light- 
"Listen baby, let's never fight again." 
-he pulls her close. she looks surprised.- 
"Anyways, that is a once in a lifetime rack. i gotta screw those till they start to sag. then, you're on your own. capeesh?" 
-she smiles- 
Ok. I'll wear push up bras when im old.

THE END!