It has recently come to my attention that numerous users on this site have accused me of sexual harassment of male moderators on Anime Vice. HERESY! LIBEL! SLANDER I SAY! So Anime Vice community I would like to present you with evidence that I am not a pervert and instead am a wholesome virtuous user on this fine site:
Here you can clearly see that my acts are consensual. Secondly notice
how my acts are being committed off site on many of the male moderator's
Formspring accounts. This means I am not guilty of any sexual
harassment on this fine site!
EXHIBIT #2 - Moderator FoxxFireArt
As you can clearly see I have the best intentions with my activities
towards the male moderators! As a notary public I am completely
qualified* to perform physical examinations for lupus. Also I have
brown hair...and am very
EXHIBIT #3 - Moderator Sora_theKey
Now unfortunately Sora has delete all possible evidence of my harmless
activities on his Formspring account because he supports the notion that
they are lewd...despite the fact that he is a pillow fucker
. I will
however transcribe a PM between the two of us...because that ISN'T a
violation of the privacy rules on Whiskey Media.
Sora: Roundtable #4 has been posted:
Me: So Geo that means you have some free time right? I mean what are you planning on doing tonight?
Sora: I was planning on sleeping... Why? *skeptical*
Me: What do you wear when you sleep?
Sora: Dude get in the cold shower!
Me: This is how I feel [right] now Geo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioTGvOzifkw&feature=player_embedded
Sora: "Ugh" is right!
As you can see I simply asking Sora what he was doing and directed him to a hilarious Dragon Age: Awakening dialogue clip. Harmless.
Well I believe I rest my case. I will continue to advocate for the banning
of users that call me names
that are woefully unwarranted.