As I near closer to the person in the wizard hat, I realize it is my love, Bella. I immediately fall to my knees and begin to proclaim my eternal love to her, but she seems preoccupied. What a bitch. So in a violent rage I run away. There is a sparkle up ahead, perhaps I should investigate.
When I emerged from the portal I had no clear recollection of my experience prior to my exit. I was tired, sweating, and my body was covered in some kind of strange suit that read "ENTERPRISE" on the side. I'm curious as to where Bella has gone, we were in an pod having vigorous sex when the rift opened.
Hold on, I see someone in a wizard hat hiding behind a tree. The person seems to be watching a naked boy with a unicorn.