velucyraptor (Level 8)

fucking miranda kerr looking pretty all of the time just stop it. stop
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fucking miranda kerr looking pretty all of the time just stop it. stop
2 years, 11 months ago via Twitter
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arctic office environment nipple sensitivity apocalypse
3 years ago via Twitter
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made a slightly different coffee order to my usual today and the barista is looking at me like I've sprouted a second head
3 years ago via Twitter
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would like to be able to run arkham city without games for windows live jumping on my dick
3 years ago via Twitter
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I AM URDNOT WREX, AND THIS. IS MY. PLANET! #ME3
3 years ago via Twitter
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playing the #femshep trailer on loop for the next 23 days
3 years, 1 month ago via Twitter
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somebody in this goddamn subway line is wearing your cologne
3 years, 1 month ago via Twitter
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and today in Living With An Undiagnosed Mental Disability, Lucy smacks herself in the face with her own swipe card
3 years, 1 month ago via Twitter
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when coworkers are having a great time but you just want to stab them in the throat with a pen &laugh manically &maybe gargle their blood
3 years, 1 month ago via Twitter
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here's hoping nobody at work follows me on twitter
3 years, 1 month ago via Twitter
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completely grown adult woman on my bus reading eclipse do I need anyone's permission to begin throwing my food at her or
3 years, 2 months ago via Twitter
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#madmax. unf
3 years, 2 months ago via Twitter
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why do muscle cars make me want to touch myself
3 years, 2 months ago via Twitter
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everyone else's dad: I'm going to teach you how to ride this pretty bicycle! my dad: I'm going to teach you how to navigate ms dos.
3 years, 2 months ago via Twitter
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I have 126 play hours in #skyrim and your #arrowtotheknee jokes haven't been funny for any of them
3 years, 2 months ago via Twitter
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I have 126 play hours in skyrim and your #arrowtotheknee jokes haven't been funny for any of them
3 years, 2 months ago via Twitter
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... but if I stay awake another three hours I can watch the #steamsale rollover
3 years, 3 months ago via Twitter
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#abookIreadthisyear dolores claiborne, stephen king. unexpectedly heartfelt &brutal I JUST WANTED A TRUCK TO COME ALIVE &KILL PEOPLE ALRIGHT
3 years, 3 months ago via Twitter
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so I've just been gifted saints row: the third from my (59yo) dad's steam account. who has dope parents? this. bitch.
3 years, 3 months ago via Twitter
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middle of the week, 5:38 pm: pantsless on the couch playing fallout 3
3 years, 5 months ago via Twitter
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Daniel_Newton 5 days, 17 hours ago
The YouTube channel is getting a huge revamp, we're setting up a wikia and message board we can migrate to. AV isn't going away, it's just changing. Come along for the ride and see what happens!
Kelleth 3 months, 3 weeks ago
sickVisionz 6 months, 3 weeks ago
For the first time in a years I'm in the mood to wiki edit.
GMan 2 years, 10 months ago
Off My Mind: Supervillains Entering the Witness Protection Program http://t.co/T1a0cRik
GodLen 2 years, 11 months ago
I think I'm addicted to smoque
aztek the lost 2 years, 12 months ago
Apparently happiness is going to cost me another $2000 a year #LivingTheDream
ethan 3 years ago
Bundaberg ginger beer. Start of a good evening. http://t.co/v7YXNzV1
Little_Sparrow 4 years ago
Some people need to step up and not hide behind others.
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