velucyraptor (Level 8)

fucking miranda kerr looking pretty all of the time just stop it. stop
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fucking miranda kerr looking pretty all of the time just stop it. stop
2 years, 2 months ago via Twitter
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arctic office environment nipple sensitivity apocalypse
2 years, 3 months ago via Twitter
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made a slightly different coffee order to my usual today and the barista is looking at me like I've sprouted a second head
2 years, 3 months ago via Twitter
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would like to be able to run arkham city without games for windows live jumping on my dick
2 years, 4 months ago via Twitter
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I AM URDNOT WREX, AND THIS. IS MY. PLANET! #ME3
2 years, 4 months ago via Twitter
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playing the #femshep trailer on loop for the next 23 days
2 years, 4 months ago via Twitter
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somebody in this goddamn subway line is wearing your cologne
2 years, 4 months ago via Twitter
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and today in Living With An Undiagnosed Mental Disability, Lucy smacks herself in the face with her own swipe card
2 years, 4 months ago via Twitter
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when coworkers are having a great time but you just want to stab them in the throat with a pen &laugh manically &maybe gargle their blood
2 years, 4 months ago via Twitter
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here's hoping nobody at work follows me on twitter
2 years, 4 months ago via Twitter
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completely grown adult woman on my bus reading eclipse do I need anyone's permission to begin throwing my food at her or
2 years, 5 months ago via Twitter
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#madmax. unf
2 years, 6 months ago via Twitter
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why do muscle cars make me want to touch myself
2 years, 6 months ago via Twitter
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everyone else's dad: I'm going to teach you how to ride this pretty bicycle! my dad: I'm going to teach you how to navigate ms dos.
2 years, 6 months ago via Twitter
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I have 126 play hours in #skyrim and your #arrowtotheknee jokes haven't been funny for any of them
2 years, 6 months ago via Twitter
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I have 126 play hours in skyrim and your #arrowtotheknee jokes haven't been funny for any of them
2 years, 6 months ago via Twitter
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... but if I stay awake another three hours I can watch the #steamsale rollover
2 years, 6 months ago via Twitter
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#abookIreadthisyear dolores claiborne, stephen king. unexpectedly heartfelt &brutal I JUST WANTED A TRUCK TO COME ALIVE &KILL PEOPLE ALRIGHT
2 years, 6 months ago via Twitter
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so I've just been gifted saints row: the third from my (59yo) dad's steam account. who has dope parents? this. bitch.
2 years, 7 months ago via Twitter
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middle of the week, 5:38 pm: pantsless on the couch playing fallout 3
2 years, 9 months ago via Twitter
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Daniel_Newton 3 months, 2 weeks ago
Hey guys, been busy lately writing for BagoGames. If you want to follow my stuff follow me on tumblr - http://goo.gl/q9bmnQ - I'd appreciate it :)
sickVisionz 6 months, 2 weeks ago
I'm realizing that I have NO CLUE about what's airing in Winter 2014 and no idea what to watch.
Kelleth 1 year, 6 months ago
Always instant ban for Add Bots! No mercy to be found here! And We'll make fun of you while we're at it!
GMan 2 years, 2 months ago
Off My Mind: Supervillains Entering the Witness Protection Program http://t.co/T1a0cRik
GodLen 2 years, 3 months ago
I think I'm addicted to smoque
aztek the lost 2 years, 3 months ago
Apparently happiness is going to cost me another $2000 a year #LivingTheDream
ethan 2 years, 4 months ago
Bundaberg ginger beer. Start of a good evening. http://t.co/v7YXNzV1
Little_Sparrow 3 years, 4 months ago
Some people need to step up and not hide behind others.
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