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fucking miranda kerr looking pretty all of the time just stop it. stop
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fucking miranda kerr looking pretty all of the time just stop it. stop
fucking miranda kerr looking pretty all of the time just stop it. stop
1 year ago via Twitter
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made a slightly different coffee order to my usual today and the barista is looking at me like I've sprouted a second head
made a slightly different coffee order to my usual today and the barista is looking at me like I've sprouted a second head
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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would like to be able to run arkham city without games for windows live jumping on my dick
would like to be able to run arkham city without games for windows live jumping on my dick
1 year, 1 month ago via Twitter
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playing the #femshep trailer on loop for the next 23 days
playing the #femshep trailer on loop for the next 23 days
1 year, 2 months ago via Twitter
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somebody in this goddamn subway line is wearing your cologne
somebody in this goddamn subway line is wearing your cologne
1 year, 2 months ago via Twitter
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and today in Living With An Undiagnosed Mental Disability, Lucy smacks herself in the face with her own swipe card
and today in Living With An Undiagnosed Mental Disability, Lucy smacks herself in the face with her own swipe card
1 year, 2 months ago via Twitter
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when coworkers are having a great time but you just want to stab them in the throat with a pen &laugh manically &maybe gargle their blood
when coworkers are having a great time but you just want to stab them in the throat with a pen &laugh manically &maybe gargle their blood
1 year, 2 months ago via Twitter
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completely grown adult woman on my bus reading eclipse do I need anyone's permission to begin throwing my food at her or
completely grown adult woman on my bus reading eclipse do I need anyone's permission to begin throwing my food at her or
1 year, 3 months ago via Twitter
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everyone else's dad: I'm going to teach you how to ride this pretty bicycle! my dad: I'm going to teach you how to navigate ms dos.
everyone else's dad: I'm going to teach you how to ride this pretty bicycle! my dad: I'm going to teach you how to navigate ms dos.
1 year, 4 months ago via Twitter
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I have 126 play hours in #skyrim and your #arrowtotheknee jokes haven't been funny for any of them
I have 126 play hours in #skyrim and your #arrowtotheknee jokes haven't been funny for any of them
1 year, 4 months ago via Twitter
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I have 126 play hours in skyrim and your #arrowtotheknee jokes haven't been funny for any of them
I have 126 play hours in skyrim and your #arrowtotheknee jokes haven't been funny for any of them
1 year, 4 months ago via Twitter
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... but if I stay awake another three hours I can watch the #steamsale rollover
... but if I stay awake another three hours I can watch the #steamsale rollover
1 year, 4 months ago via Twitter
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#abookIreadthisyear dolores claiborne, stephen king. unexpectedly heartfelt &brutal I JUST WANTED A TRUCK TO COME ALIVE &KILL PEOPLE ALRIGHT
#abookIreadthisyear dolores claiborne, stephen king. unexpectedly heartfelt &brutal I JUST WANTED A TRUCK TO COME ALIVE &KILL PEOPLE ALRIGHT
1 year, 4 months ago via Twitter
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so I've just been gifted saints row: the third from my (59yo) dad's steam account. who has dope parents? this. bitch.
so I've just been gifted saints row: the third from my (59yo) dad's steam account. who has dope parents? this. bitch.
1 year, 4 months ago via Twitter
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middle of the week, 5:38 pm: pantsless on the couch playing fallout 3
middle of the week, 5:38 pm: pantsless on the couch playing fallout 3
1 year, 7 months ago via Twitter
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Always instant ban for Add Bots! No mercy to be found here! And We'll make fun of you while we're at it!
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Off My Mind: Supervillains Entering the Witness Protection Program http://t.co/T1a0cRik
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Apparently happiness is going to cost me another $2000 a year #LivingTheDream
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