TheNobody (Level 7)

@valfranx: I don't see how he's going to catch them if they move faster than light and carry attacks that destroy the atoms.... A Gold Saint like Gemini could punch him to death or Aries could warp him away.

9 Rofl xD  
 

@batmanbeyond234: Now that I've seen all your powers allow me to show you my full power! Perfect Susano'o! *O is emphasis* Now do you say the height at where I stand! The true power of a Uchiha God? I'm not done yet! Stabilize! *Susano'o grows even more bigger and takes on its true form* This is the true form of a Susano'o, the perfected aura of chakra that takes on the form of whatever I want! This Susano'o was meant to destroy all creation, I don't think your small and inadequate Bankai stands a chance... 
 
Now turn back before I slice the heavens and the earth! 

@DBZ_universe said:

@Killer_of_trolls said:

@TheNobody: what's wrong with laziness, it's bill gates favorite attribute:

That is so awesome!!

It really depends on how lazy you are, I'm lazy but I get the work done like Bill Gates is saying. If you're the type of lazy where you just wanna take drugs and sit back and do nothing with your life then that's different. 

Joker's reaction, "What the hell are you people, why aren't you dying?!" none of his gismos or weapons are working  
 
Pein steps up, "I am God! Now meet judgement for all the innocent people you've killed!" Shrina Tensei blast 
 
Batman, "It seems like someone finally killed him... I guess Gotham doesn't need me anymore."  

@batmanbeyond234: You dare pull your sword on me? The adversary of Hashirama, the conquerer of Kurama, and bringer of destruction? Look into the blessed eyes of the Uchiha, the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan, the eyes of the first born Mangekyo! If you dare! 

@Nessy: Still doesn't block the fact that our generation is completely lazy, in general, all we do is rely on technology which eventually should lead to our demise. Rape isn't the case, teenagers are having babies every minute and it has nothing to do with "love", more like sex and drugs. Yes our generation is stupid, not grade wise but choice wise. Kids today make the worse decisions and no one isn't blaming any group for it, I'm not blaming any atheist for anything. Obesity has taken all over America and it will all around the world if they keep globalizing fast food, fast food is the main problem in this country. People are becoming more lazy, reliant on others, and completely unaware of their surroundings. 

@TheBlackDragonz:  
 
Why thank you, I humble your compliment sir just as much as I humble your saying. Yes indeed a real warrior warns his opponents, showing my power to the weak would go to show how much of a bully I am and that I am not worthy of my own abilities .  

@Haofan123: The worse part is Pein can constantly resurrect his teammates whenever they die so killing them is completely useless, we can't forget Orochimaru.. If he gets a few volunteers from the Akatsuki he could resurrect the second and first. Orochimaru is ridiculously hax, even a halfway sealed could regenerate from a mountain busting beast bomb. 

Edo Tensei for obvious reasons! It allowed one man to summon an army of indestructible, full prime, unlimited chakra, immortal men and women who can't die by no ordinary means. 

@batmanbeyond234: A demonstration you ask? You aren't worthy of my power and to threaten me is to threaten the Head of the Uchiha... I don't think you're ready to see my abilities yet. 

Seiya curbstomps the shit out of him.... Even if they can cause the same damage Seiya simply can speed blitz him with FTL speed (He maneuvered Lightning Plasma which is basically a billion punches per second moving faster than the speed of light) along with tagged one of the fastest Gold Saints and Gods. 

What? I can understand Schrodinger Alucard winning but any other version can get killed due to the overwhelming numbers and force of the Akatsuki. And since there's no restrictions on the OP meaning the conditions of the Akatsuki  must be EMS Sasuke, Full Healthy Itachi, and prime Orochimaru. This is a deadly team of different advisors that are capable of throwing their enemies into illusions just by mere eye contact, manipulate gravity (which I highly doubt alucard can bypass), spamming flames that are eternal or a giant ethereal being that has sealing properties, or edo tensei (as Oro can use Edo Tensei to resurrect of course the First and Second Hokages). And how can Alucard kill them if Pein can simply keep on bringing back his comrades from the dead? His Naraka Path can resurrect any dead being and his Human Path has mind fucking and soul fucking abilities that only take a simple touch to the head and it's over. There's also Deidara with his explosives and C4, Kakuzu with his 4 elemental spammers and Hidan's blood possession jutsu, along with Sasori's Iron sand and performance of 100 puppets, and then KIsame's water tides that can sweep lands and forests, oh we can't forget Konan who can't be killed by no ordinary means. How will Alucard possibly get pass Pein who can just spam away with his Shinra Tensei to delay Alucard's bullets. I just don't see Alucard winning this, the Akatsuki are to overwhelming together. 

@batmanbeyond234: I am Madara Uchiha... And who may you be? You look like you're not from around here.

@ohgodwhy: I agree on what you said, people have embraced sin more than ever in this generation. Lust, Greed, Wrath, and Gluttony! Us Americans are known for being a lazy and gluttonous country and on that I can agree on considering so many people only eat fast food and don't care about their health anymore. I mean, 15 and 16 year olds these days are continuously getting pregnant, music today no longer holds a meaning! It's all about, "Lets get high, smoke, fuck bitches! Lets have a baby! YOLO!".  There's more suicide than ever because of bullying and neglection.... It's ridiculous because our generation is stupid in my opinion (not saying everyone is stupid)... I mean just go ahead and listen to Blood on the Dance Floor!  
 
 
    And this is the type of shit we want our children listening to? 

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Zombies.... Fighting zombies with another group of survivors O_O

Team 2, they're just to overwhelming even against someone like Gaara. Kimimaru was hindered by his illness and from the looks at it he wasn't event trying to kill Gaara when they first fought until his illness started kicking in that's when he decided to go curse mark. Mei will sweep the likes of Temari, she was holding off Madara along with the other Kages pretty well until Madara got serious.  It'll eventually end up with Gaara vs. Darui, Mei, and Kimimaru, one being a Kage, another being who has experience fight Gaara, and the other who's on the same level as Kakashi. 

@Nessy: Yes in a sense though I'm choosing it because there might be an actual possibility that heaven and God might exist along with Satan and hell. I'm just doubtful because what happens if there is no God? I wasted my existence believing some ethereal entity that never really existed. Though I am sure God exist there just hasn't been any evidence. 

@Nessy: Basically, I mean there's no way you can disapprove or prove of an omnipotent beings existence, and even if God isn't real there must be another explanation of what happens when we die. Staying dead is to boring, if I had to choose to be immortal or no longer exist it would be immortal.