"Once you experience my pain, you will truly under-"
don't want to be a superhero, yet thor's powers are waaaaaay more diverse and useful.
Superman's powers would get boring after a few days.
With mjolnir, I could create hurricanes, teleport beings and objects to any location I desire, project an anti force, make others invisible and intangible, control the minds of others, produce force fields,and a host of other things.
Besides, only Thor has the godblast.
You got the ugliest Samatha pic possible.
I don't recall their powers, but I go with Samantha. Doesn't Jeannie have to be asked to do something in order to use her magic to do anything other than go into a bottle? I recall episodes where there was something that she needed to do that would be of benefit to everyone (ie fighting Samantha) but she couldn't be because Major Nelson didn't tell her to specifically. Samantha has her own powerful magic, although I don't think I've ever seen her do feats matching what Jeannie could do, and complete autonomy in using her magic so I think she'll take it because of that.
Additionally, Jeannie is kinda ditzy and airheaded. She'd probably make a mistake in casting a spell even if she had autonomy.
Good post though. I like the idea of bloodlusted 60s and 70s sitcom wives.