" Every time I click on any of this quests parts, the screen go's blank white. Anyone mind listing the objectives of each art? "
Profile Creeping: Are you supposed to be here? View the profile page of any other member on the site and see what they're up to. Doing so will complete this quest.
Scientific Breakthrough: Impress your friends and show your knowledge. Use a fancy word with more than 8 characters on the message boards to complete this quest.
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Molecular Formula: You are part of a larger ecosystem. If one of your friends is online at one time, you'll finish up this friendly quest.
Lovesick Chats: You're a big fan on the sidelines. Try commenting on any story on the site this week to show your support. Doing so will complete this quest.