SamJaz (Level 20)

Just beat Portal for the first time. No more science for me until University starts back up.
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SamJaz replied to the topic Going Back [KG RP] on the RPG board.
"Well, John from IT got drunk off his head in the celebrations then performed a lap dance on a statue of the your wife before before killed by Inquisitors." Aveline said.___"True, we should get that Elder Scroll." Moore suggested.___"In the traditional Dragonborn way." Moore said, before dragging the body to the side and kicking it down the river.___"Oooh, do you like him?" SamJaz asked, grinning as he watched Slayer carry ...
38 minutes ago
SamJaz replied to the topic Going Back [KG RP] on the RPG board.
Aveline nodded, getting down to working.___"Of course not, I haven't eaten any dragon souls." Moore said.___Moore nodded, teleporting the elf's possessions into his inventory and leaving him naked in the road before moving on.___"Yeah, I don't see why not." SamJaz said, swinging Alice's arm around like a club. "What do you have in mind?"Slayer picked Alice up buy the head and dumped her on his shoulders, giving her a piggy-back ...
53 minutes ago
SamJaz replied to the topic Going Back [KG RP] on the RPG board.
The plans were on his screen.___Moore shrugged, then raised his head to the sky. "Joor Zah Frul!" He shouted.___Moore nodded, then fired an arrow. A dark elf with an elven dagger fell out of a tree.___SamJaz bonked Alice on the head, causing her arm to regrow. "Hey, you two have matching sleeves now." He noted, admiring their similar one-armed red attire while his phone rang. Alicia. "Hold on a sec… ...
1 hour, 13 minutes ago
SamJaz replied to the topic Going Back [KG RP] on the RPG board.
"Designs haven't changed significantly in the last two minutes." Aveline said, pointing out that she'd already emailed the records to Aleister.___"Breezehome I'd say." Moore replied, before kissing Emily on the cheek.___Cicero laughed in the distance. "Yeah, let's just keep moving south." Moore suggested, taking Emily's hand and jogging.___"Ogre's not the easiest language to learn." SamJaz said. "Also, you're losing a lot of blood. That might attract something."___"I don't think it ...
2 hours, 2 minutes ago
SamJaz replied to the topic Room For Two More? [KG RP] on the RPG board.
Lizzie waved as Olivia nodded and boldly went where no Olivia had gone before. "What do you think about this kind of thing so far?" Lizzie asked Julia as they walked, hoping to get a feel for Julia's thoughts on the club.
4 hours, 7 minutes ago
SamJaz replied to the topic Going Back [KG RP] on the RPG board.
"Still portal designs." Aveline said. "It's been five minutes since you asked."___"I'm okay." Moore said, pulling on some fur gloves just for good measure. "Forward to Dawnstar?"___Moore glanced back at the carriage. "Safer than on there." He said, walking down the road.___"Need a hand?" SamJaz asked, causing Slayer to laugh again.___"Not really." Ashley said. "They died a while ago, so it's just me and my brother back home."=[ Actually, I ...
5 hours, 16 minutes ago
SamJaz replied to the topic Going Back [KG RP] on the RPG board.
"You too bro." Alvin replied, stepping out into the corridor.___"That's good." Moore said with a smile. "Hypothermia is evil."___"Today looks like a wonderful day for a walk." Moore said, setting off down the path.___Slayer shook his head as SamJaz poked her in the back with her arm.___"So, I'm guessing your family's pretty strict, huh?" Ashley asked.=[ Come on Rose. Don't tell me you aren't curious. ]= Grave said, sitting from ...
6 hours, 4 minutes ago
SamJaz replied to the topic Room For Two More? [KG RP] on the RPG board.
The plan wasn't a success as Lizzie managed to contain her fit of silent laughter behind a convenient plinth so nobody noticed. "Well, we have purple and pink." Olivia said, tugging at her skirt slightly as to better maintain modesty, blowing on her burned hand. "So I think that me and you should go through the purple door with your purple orb, and Julie should go with Miss Lizzie through ...
6 hours, 10 minutes ago
SamJaz replied to the topic Going Back [KG RP] on the RPG board.
"Yeah, ask Hag about me and Yuki coming over." Alvin said as he started to leave the room.___Moore tossed her a pair of fur gauntlets and a slightly-bloodstained fur poncho. "You're not wet anywhere, are you?" He asked.___Moore nodded, and the two headed down to the stables, where a clown was loading a large wooden crate onto a carriage, muttering to himself.___Slayer laughed, and SamJaz picked up the dismembered limb, ...
8 hours, 28 minutes ago
SamJaz replied to the topic Going Back [KG RP] on the RPG board.
Aveline dropped her screwdriver.Alvin face palmed.___"It does." Moore said, continuing to strip the corpses. "Extreme cold saps your stamina."___"Cool, walking or carriage?" Moore asked.___Slayer let out a deep sigh.___"Well, if you're free, maybe you'd like to go out to dinner with me?" Ashley asked.___"Nah, it's okay." Joe replied, returning the hug. "What did Ashley want?"___"Only a radiant glow, miss Elise." Naoto replied with a smile, returning his eyes to the ...
8 hours, 50 minutes ago
SamJaz replied to the topic Going Back [KG RP] on the RPG board.
"Hehe, yeah." Alvin said, patting Aleister on the shoulder. "I should get back to the mines to be honest."___"Fair enough, but it'll still fetch decent coin." Moore said, before looking for the buckles on the corpses armour. "That fur should keep us warm though. Dunno about you but I'm freezing."___"So, south?" Moore asked. "Whiterun? Riften?"___Slayer shrugged, rolling his eyes as they walked.___"Me, nah, I'm single. Why, you free this weekend?" ...
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Are you getting that new Kingdom Hearts game, 2.5? I know it's a random question. It must be daylight over in the UK.
10 hours, 45 minutes ago
SamJaz replied to the topic Room For Two More? [KG RP] on the RPG board.
Lizzie grew concerned. One of her students had just vanished."Alright, keep calm." The teacher said. "This is a low level dungeon, so it's safe to assume that she is still inside.""She placed the orange orb in that slot, and was taken by an orange light." Olivia said quickly, taking the panties into her hands and stuffing them into her skirt pocket. "We can either recreate that event and follow her, ...
10 hours, 45 minutes ago
"Wow. This invisible footlong tastes… invisible!""Nope, no mascot here. I'm just a little teapot, short and stout.""DAMMIT SIS! I asked you sweep the floor!"
11 hours, 38 minutes ago
SamJaz replied to the topic Going Back [KG RP] on the RPG board.
Alvin rolled his eyes. "We should do dinner sometime." He said. "You, me, Hag and Yukari."___"Kinda morbid, huh?" Moore asked, chuckling as well while he pocketed a few potions. "The steel armour might be your size if you… you know." Moore floundered a bit. "Breathe in."___Outside the city, Moore placed her on the ground. "Come on, this'll be a great adventure!" He said. "Where do you want to go?"___Slayer grunted, ...
11 hours, 58 minutes ago
SamJaz replied to the topic When Life Gives You Lemon Lords - RP on the RPG board.
@waybig1010101: @Fehafare: @Vapovile: @ChronoWolf: @Justalittlegirl:Hitomi nodded at Alicia's question. "Yeah." She said entering the changing room and starting to undress, storing her belongings in the Kaspa. "Some people prefer to wear their swimsuits if they're uncomfortable, but I like taking baths with my friends. It is awkward at first, but once you decide to enjoy it then you can really get to know someone because everybody opens up about themselves. ...
12 hours, 7 minutes ago
@Kuma_From_Argentina: @Lobos_Del_Rayo: @Vapovile: @Fehafare:Ezio took a seat with the other teachers. "Thank You For Your Hospitality." He said. "I Was Observing The Activities, And I Must Apologise For Athena Argent's Poor Form In Todays Training. Her Flagrant Use Of Extra-Human Abilities Is Unacceptable At An Academy Dedicated To The Mastery Of The Human Physique."Romanov raised an eyebrow. Not Superhuman abilities. Extrahuman. So he was referring to the poison and the ...
12 hours, 16 minutes ago
SamJaz replied to the topic Going Back [KG RP] on the RPG board.
"Unless you're going for twins." Alvin told him. "Hag might still be ovulating if you ask her."___Moore looked down at the dead bodies, then shrugged, getting down to his knees and starting to rummage through their pockets.___Moore grinned as he carried her out into the blizzard. "WELCOME TO WINDHELM! COLDEST CITY IN SKYRIM!" He called out to Emily, carrying her out to the main gate.___Slayer lowered his weapon and continued ...
1 day ago
SamJaz replied to the topic Going Back [KG RP] on the RPG board.
Alvin smirked. 'Come on mate." He said. "You need to wait for her to pop before trying for another one."___Moore continued raining fire down onto the bandits, and soon enough, they were dead.___Moore picked her up and carried her over his shoulder out the door.___SamJaz started clapping.___Joe smiled back at Alicia, before heading off to find Molly.___"Ah, you're awake, Elise-Dono." Naoto told Elise. "How are you feeling?"
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takashichea 1 hour, 37 minutes ago
Finished writing the Kuroko's Basketball Roundtable questions. Still researching Claymore and Mysterious Girlfriend X. I do want to move from general to specific questions, yet I haven't seen any of these two shows. PM me if you need me.
taichokage 3 hours, 7 minutes ago
Search engine is acting a little funny. But compared the the winter glitches it's nothing.
Bigheart711 11 hours, 2 minutes ago
Well, my internet's back on. (Even though I got today and tonight to polish off for the quarter. How Ironic.)
Sonata 1 day, 3 hours ago
Should get some new glasses this week......I hope.
Destinyheroknight 1 day, 20 hours ago
Two of the Jump Start series is strange. One have weird ears and the other have weird eyes
waybig1010101 4 days, 6 hours ago
SO happy that sasuke and naruto are going to fight but if this ends in talk no jutsu
DBZ_universe 5 days, 19 hours ago
Plans for tomorrow...read and catch up to Nichijou, read all the chapters and catch up to A Channel. Lastly, read Ultiman.
othus12 1 week ago
teppei is getting WRECKED by toriko.
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