Disguised as a mere napkin dispenser Mesa appeared in her phyiscal form in a puff of purple smoke. Pulling out a microphone she began to speak to the live television audience that was unknown to most characters of the Vice Universe. "Ooohhh things are going to get very interesting now. It seems that Raseri the Ultimate Fighter has returned, but our neighborhood gunslinger is not buying it in the slightest. A large cheer could be heard within the audience, a small group of people who were big Raseri supporters wanted to be heard. Mesa rushed over to them and asked " Seem you guys are pretty excited about the "return" of Raseri? A young man who spoke with a lisp started to answer Mesa question. "Itss about time Rasseri came back to uss. We need that massculine hero around heress, that gunsslinger is kinda sscrawny ya know". After he was finished Mesa quickly wiped the spit off of her mic using the fans shirt. Suddenly Crow fans in the upper deck were upset by the recent comments about their hero . Mesa stretched the mic towards them for their response. "I don't know what that guy is on, but Crow is a true man and has a kick a** bike Raseri's hair is not real he got it from a shaved rear end of a Nordic yak". The Raseri fan had a quick temper and retaliated. "What!? how dare you ssay that about Rasseri. Hiss hair is the sstuff of godss, Crow iss jusst a gunsslinging masssochissst!!" The Crow fan merely chuckled at and replied " You sound mad, come at me bro!" The Raseri fan rushed up up towards the top in anger but was quickly halted by security. There was some much of a disturbance that Mesa had to cut to a commercial break. "Umm we will be back after thes.. aww crap duck camera man!!!!" She said but to no avail as he was struck by a flying chair cutting the connection.
Mesa holds up a megaphone and begins to speak"Alright everyone!!! the 5 MP sign up bonus is now over. Please be on alert for a future MP quest coming soon to your local Jewel's! Also a new item has been added and more will soon follow."