Kelleth (Level 20)

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Pokemon that just suck!!!
This is the list of Pokemon i just dislike to the core, they are weak, troublesome or just annoying this list will contain them all!!.
1. Feebas

O GOD!!! I hate this Pokemon so much that if they where real. It would be no wonder that they are so hard to find!! When i reached the 60 hours dial on my Sapphire, i realised that a good chunk of 20 hours went to this pile of cr@p!! In fact this piece of plesiosaur faeces took so long for me to catch that i caught 2 f#cking shiny Magikarp in the time i tried to catch it. that`s how F#cking rare it is!!! and for what? A f#cking stupid Milotic? its not worth the f#cking trouble!! f#ckidy f#ck f#ck to the jerkhole that made it so hard to catch!!!

2.

The polar opposite of Feebas it f#cking EVERYWHERE!!! I HATE ITS RETARDED STARE, I HATE THE FACT THAT EVERY TIME I WANT TO KEEP A GOOD SCORE ON MY POKERADAR, A F#CKING BIDOOF IS ALWAYS THE REASON WHY MY WINNING STREAK ALWAYS FAILS!!! I HATE ITS WEAK MOVES!! I HATE ITS EVOLUTION!! I JUST HATE IT!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!! there that felt a bit better >_>

3. Trapinch

Another pokemon that annoyed me on my journey through Hoen. This little f#cker has a stupid special ability that ensures that you can`t escape it without a smokeball, but in that part of the game you don`t own a d@mn smokeball!!! so you have to fight each and every one of those little f#ckers that hide themselves in every 5 steps of the desert!!. granted i hate them less because i actually like Flygon... but only a little and its shiny colour is kinda cool....

4. Tangrowth

Talk about your worthless evolutions!! This Pokemon is a DESIGN FAIL!! I mean it looks so much like Tangela that it doesn`t even have to exist. Tangela was awesome on its own there wasn`t an evolution needed. especially if the evolution looks practically the same but bigger with two stupid arms. This Pokemon is so lame that i doubt even Gardenia could actually love it and frankly it was a waste of #465 on the Pokemon list.

5. Lickilicky

Again same problem as Tangrowth! WHY does this Pokemon need to exist? Its barely a improvement over the previous form. In fact it looks dumber and fatter and its not much more powerful. This is a waste of #463 on the Pokemon list.

6. Probopass

Same problem i seem to have with the other new evolutions. Nosepass was one of the 3rd gen Pokemon that looked okay. But this new 4th Evolution just.. looks WEIRD!!!. Another thing i don`t like is that it keeps reminding me to shave!!. And i don`t want to shave! xP

7. Stunky

Stunky... just Stunky... it literally and figuratively smells. Aside from its stupid name there is more reason why it sucks. Its design is lazy and whilst in the hands of a Galatic fiend its a pain to defeat, but if you try to train your Stunky for some reason it keeps fainting OVER and OVER. lame Pokemon is lame.

8. Treecko

Sure its attacks and speed might seem cool in the anime, but IMO he is the lamest starter ever. in the beginning he`s a pain in the @$$ to train and he has little to non grass attacks, and the ones he does have do little to no damage to Pokemon of any kind. but then he evolves.... and it turns out those Pokemon suck too!!! at least compared to the other starter Pokemon evolutions...

9. Tentacool

I love its design and its evolution. But back in the day and even in the present this thing has been a pain to come across on open water and they would appear like every 10 pixels. I guess this reflects on how the Japanese waters are these days. Jellyfish infested because of overfishing and global warming. I think that`s about all i hate about it. Its a pain to fight over and over that`s all.

10. Stunfisk

I just had to add this one as soon as possible! The first time i met this stupid creature i noticed its call is making a farting sound and its animation is laughing about it... And i kept meeting it at EVERY STEP of the swamp. So yeah irritating Pokémon, instant HATE!!!

killermikeon Sept. 1, 2011 at 12:49 a.m.
No Magikarp?
Kelleth moderator on Sept. 1, 2011 at 10:49 a.m.

@killermike: Magikarp gives me a Gyarados.... Which makes it awesome!

killermikeon Sept. 1, 2011 at 12:55 p.m.
@Kelleth: True but while it's a magikarp it is completely useless. 
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