Chris Schmitt, better known as God Len was conceived when his parents, Zeus and Hades, were in mid-battle over the fight of our entire universe. Somehow, their fighting spirits and spiral power fused together into one perfect baby, God Len. Soon after erupting from Zeus's womb, he quickly invented the French language, tie dye, and chalupas--all with his left foot. Soon after learning how to walk, he defeated Musashi in a duel while building the Great Pyramids of Egypt. He has been waiting for the second season of Haruhi since the 1400's.
Most people don’t know that the game Metroid was actually a story about God Len’s 16th birthday party; which means that he was in fact a hot chick on that particular day. One thousand years ago, God Len was nicknamed “Please”, the word stuck, and now it is used in everyday conversation. Sheep were actually based off of a funny picture he once drew.
God Len 16th birthday party
One day God Len heard a prayer from the mortal woman Gia, who was asking the gods for a new writer to help transform Anime Vice into the new Eden, but with anime instead of animals. It worked, thusly beginning his career over at Anime Vice. On his free time he uses his power to help spread the anime love on Otaku USA as well, for he is kind and just.
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