gia (Level 13)

Today, I learned about two dolls. The first is the Bruce Campbell action figure doll thing, which apparently was created based on an actual 3D scan of the man himself, so all the details on his muscle structure are accurate, if you care about something like that.
 
And the second? Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken.
 
Let me say that again.
 
PALM BEACH SUGAR DADDY KEN.
 
That is his honest-to-god real official Mattel name that's going to be on the box and everything. Part of me is utterly horrified, and part of me kind of wants to buy one for the LULZ. Though honestly, if it were up to me, I'd have named him Miami Drag Club Owner Ken.