Elazul (Level 4)

Wait, Wordament doesn't recognise "duder" as a word? What manner of bullshit is this?!
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Elazul
Wait, Wordament doesn't recognise "duder" as a word? What manner of bullshit is this?!
2 years, 2 months ago via Twitter
Elazul
Dear internet: vignetting a photo you took with your iPhone doesn't make you a fucking artist.
2 years, 2 months ago via Twitter
Elazul
My two highest-scoring words in my last round of Wordament were "nooses" and "pornos". How apt.
2 years, 2 months ago via Twitter
Elazul
Dear London bus drivers: a zebra crossing does not mean "please speed up to soak waiting pedestrians with water". Also, please fucking die.
2 years, 3 months ago via Twitter
Elazul
Every job fair should have a MC. This is god damned amazing.
2 years, 3 months ago via Twitter
Elazul
If only console games were named like phone games. I would be first in line to buy "Linear Military Shooter HD".
2 years, 3 months ago via Twitter
Elazul
I'm not entirely sure if it's a good idea to play Dark Souls while drunk, but I'll be damned if I'm not about to find out.
2 years, 3 months ago via Twitter
Elazul
It's finally happened people, I've lost my mind: http://t.co/zvbQQaX5
2 years, 4 months ago via Twitter
Elazul
I'm not usually a fan of obtuse game endings but if ME3's indoctrination theory is actually correct then Casey Hudson deserves a damn medal.
2 years, 4 months ago via Twitter
Elazul
Weird, I had a dream last night that my cat's legs fell off. You know what's even weirder? I DON'T EVEN HAVE A CAT.
2 years, 4 months ago via Twitter
Elazul
I just noticed how much ME3 Kaiden looks like Rob Lowe. It's really rather unsettling.
2 years, 4 months ago via Twitter
Elazul
All my achievements re-appeared! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
2 years, 4 months ago via Twitter
Elazul
Just finished Mass Effect 3. For all the talk of how bad the ending was, I actually quite liked it. At least it wasn't abrupt like ME2.
2 years, 4 months ago via Twitter
Elazul
God damn it Microsoft, I expect a PR rep at my house by tomorrow to re-earn me that "Paramour" achievement you just lost me.
2 years, 4 months ago via Twitter
Elazul
Breaking news: Buses are fucking bullshit.
2 years, 4 months ago via Twitter
Elazul
To whoever decided to put the amazing, score-resetting "retry" button into the new Lumines: you are worse than cancer.
2 years, 4 months ago via Twitter
Elazul
More specifically, fuck whoever thought it was okay for that to completely delete your old score instead of just logging and reseting it.
2 years, 4 months ago via Twitter
Elazul
Two days of playing with heavies and I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON MAH FINGAHS!!! Fuuuuuuuuck. http://t.co/ouUJUnRj
2 years, 5 months ago via Twitter
Elazul
Yeah, you know what? Fuck heavies. If I wanted playing my guitar to be this painful, I'd hook a car battery up to the bridge.
2 years, 5 months ago via Twitter
Elazul
I AM THE TENTH BEST LUMINES-IST IN BRITAIN. Until tomorrow, at least.
2 years, 5 months ago via Twitter
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