DreamWeaver (Level 12)

Jack Merridew. Yes. He is fab and it hurts. #LordOfTheFlies http://t.co/wDA8OCrk
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RPG » New Vice Awards

<The lights arise and two figures are revealed on stage. On a young girl, 16 years old with purple hair in a short bob, Superevil225. She is dressed in a red 40’s style dress with tall black boots and a black belt around her waste. To Superevil’s right is a young boy, no older than 12 with the sexual drive of a repressed bisexual teenager. Across his chest is a harness with a leash.>

 

Superevil: Um….. Eh….. Hi…. I guess….. H-how’s it g-going? <She shakes and stutters uncontrollably.>

Caius: Bitches welcome! Who wants a taste of some Caius? <Suddenly Caius whelps as a buzzing sound resonates through the hall.>

Superevil: I’m keeping you under control! I’ve set an electrical charge to go off every time it detects lasciviousness. I mean… um… if you don’t mind.

Caius: Of course I mind! How can you expect me to dirty talk my little Crow-Crow on live TV. You’re such a party pooper. <He pouts indignantly>

Superevil: You’re my “Id” and you’re my creation. I’ve got to keep you in line.

Caius: Fine… Let’s get onto the awards! Oh! But not before I make an announcement! Ladies and gentlemen, the “Hot Night With Craius” will be on sale November 23 due to popular demand. Oh! And Crow, honey, you’re very well hun—GAH! <Another shock goes off.> You can’t stop me, woman.

Superevil: Umm… Could you please tone it down? We’re live you know…

Caius: All the more reason Syd—

Superevil: NO NAMES!

Caius: But everyone knows you’re name already.

Superevil: But… what if they steal my identity?

Caius: Ha? With you’re first name?

Superevil: C-Canada doesn’t have a large population. Umm…. Can we start?

Caius: ALRIGHT! Let’s go ho!

 

Biggest Compensation Of The Month

Superevil: Umm… This goes to Crow for his 1 Million Volts shot. Congrats on your compensation Crow.

Caius: Oh… trust me, he isn’t compensating—Oww! It’s true though!

 

Battle RPG Of The Month:

Caius: The winner, by a landslide, is Callis vs. Paladin!

Superevil: I think they have an adorable bromance.

Caius: Such a brolationship!

Superevil: No sexual comment my little abomination?

Caius: Not when it comes to bromance. The homosexual undertones are obvious enough already.

 

Story RPG Of The Month:

Superevil: We’ve got a two way tie here! Are you ready? Caius, can I get a drum roll? <Caius nods and smacks his buttocks, only to receive a shock.> The winners are “A New Shadow Is Cast” and “Crow Must Die”. Congrats!

Caius: How long do you think it will take for “Crow Must Die” to become pornographic?

Superevil: Two days.

 

Bloodcurdling Moment of The Month:

Caius: Dun dun dun dun dun……. Me torturing my big brother!

Superevil: I had fun writing that~!

Caius: Lady… you f*cked up.

 

Most "What The Shit?" RPG of The Month:

Superevil: Did we expect anything other than “Wizarding School of What The Hell”?

Caius: Nope!

 

Badassery Of The Month:

Caius: That fine peace of ass—Gahh! /Ahem/ Dahlia standing up against Raseri!

Superevil: And well deserved too! Power to the ladies!

 

Funniest Moment Of The Month:

Superevil: Not so surprisingly, this moment won a few awards. The winning moment is… Caius kissing Crow! I swear you’re all secret yaoi fans.

Caius: I thank you so much for writing me. I couldn’t ask for a better writer.

Superevil: For a complete douche, you’re sweet!

 

Most Embarrassing Moment Of The Month:

Caius: I AM SO HAPPY TO WIN THIS AWARD ONCE MORE.

Superevil: Crow/Caius forever. <Starts to cry.>

 

Best Big Baddie Ownage Of The Month:

Superevil: Newdeath beating Vital Shot is the winner! Aww… now I miss Victor.

Caius: Hey… Evil… Whip cream—Owie!

 

Best Goodie-Two-Shows Ownage of The Month:

Caius: What the f*ck?

Superevil: Yeah, we have two winners. Emerald in A New Shadow is Cast separtating Ebisu members, and Crow pwning noobs.

Caius: Noobs?

Superevil: Yeah, I added that for panache!

 

Sort Of In The Middle Ownage of The Month:

Superevil: Seriously guys?

Caius: Seriously?

 

Fresh Meat Of The Month:

Caius: I could use some fresh meat. In my mouth <He whelps as the shock sparks.> I swear I can smell something burning.

Superevil: Oh… I hope you’re okay. Anyways, our winner is Zero/Kurai! Watch out for Caius!

Caius: Rawr. <He winks>

 

Sexiest Hunk Of The Month:

Superevil & Caius: Yummmm…. Raseri…

 

Sexiest Babe Of The Month:

Caius: Get over here Dahlia, you sexy b*tch. <Bzzzt!>

Superevil: You’re disgusting.

Caius: You made me.

 

Lolita/Shota Of The Month:

Caius: Me!! And deservingly so!

Superevil: Yes. You are the ultimate shota. Be proud. Did you know Caius, in Latin, means Jail Bait?

 

Villain Of The Month:

Superevil: This one’s a three-way tie between Newdeath, Zella, and Kuro-San.

Caius: I love Zella~

 

Hero Of The Month:

Caius: My darling! I’m so proud! I’ll make tonight extra special and frisky for you.

Superevil: Congrats Crow… I’m so sorry.

 

Neutral of The Month:

Superevil: Give me a J (J!). Give me an A(A!) Give me a C (C). Give me a K…!

Caius: COCK!

Superevil: learn to spell. >.>

 

Best Hair Of The Month:

Caius: Wasn’t there a fight about this earlier in the month?

Superevil: Yeah. And it hasn’t been solved. The winners are: Mugen, Callis, Count of Monte Cristo, and Vincent Chaevalier.

Caius: Get a life!

Superevil: Bad boy! <smacks>

 

Character Conundrum Of The Month:

Superevil: Deservingly so… Callis!

Caius: Psst… Cal! Grow some balls and take Harumi from behind.

Superevil: WOW!

 

Body Builder Of The Month:

Superevil & Caius: Raseri. :D

 

Scariest Of The Month:

Superevil: Zella! Congrats!

Caius: She isn’t creepy! She’s sexy.

 

Bat-Shit Insane Chump of The Month:

Caius: I knew I’d win. Superevil’s my writer. She’s insane.

 

Couple Of The Month:

Superevil: <sniff> Yaoi forever will rule the world.

Caius: The winner is Craius! Coined by me. Oh I love my little Crow~Crow.

 

Character of The Month:

Caius: This one’s a two-way tie!

Superevil: The winners are Crow, and Caius

Caius: F*ck yeah!

 

Most Creative of the Month:

Superevil: Another tie, this one is between Crow and Kuma!

Caius: My darling~! You’re doing so well!

 

Writer of The Month:

Caius: I’m proud to give this award to my little writer, Superevil!

Superevil: I are prouds… to get award… I’m’s writes be well.

 

Vicer of The Month:

Superevil: Holy crap!

Caius: FOUR WAY? That's almost an orgy!

Superevil: Yes, dear abomination. Four ways!

Caius: Crow, Kuma, Raseri, and Superevil! Take a bow! Now, Superevil… did you rig this?

Superevil: Um… aha… heh…. No… >.>
 
Superevil: Congratulations to Raseri! You've been (by popular demand) to host the next awards!
Caius: That concludes these awards. Remember to pre-order your Craius tapes. Pre-order closes in a few weeks!
Superevil: Thanks guys... Um.... Okay.... Now I'm getting s-so nervous..... Um....Shit... There are actually people.... Eh.... Bye~!

Post by DreamWeaver (782 posts) See mini bio Level 12

RPG » " I wanna fight" Thread

@paladin: I'm still scared! D:
Post by DreamWeaver (782 posts) See mini bio Level 12

RPG » Vice Awards - Ballot

@paladin: Probably because school started back up again and people are trying to sort of their schedules.
Post by DreamWeaver (782 posts) See mini bio Level 12

RPG » " I wanna fight" Thread

@Kuma_From_Argentina: He's trying to get all my accounts deleted and me banned. >.> I've been freaking out for the last few days.
Post by DreamWeaver (782 posts) See mini bio Level 12

RPG » Vice Awards - Ballot

@Kuma_From_Argentina: I had trouble coming up with categories that weren't specific or anything. The RPG section's been quiet recently.
Post by DreamWeaver (782 posts) See mini bio Level 12

RPG » Vice Awards - Ballot

@paladin: Alright! What ever suits ya! :)
Post by DreamWeaver (782 posts) See mini bio Level 12

RPG » Vice Awards - Ballot

Last call!!! Please get your votes in!!!!!!!
Post by DreamWeaver (782 posts) See mini bio Level 12

RPG » Wizarding School Of What The Hell - OOC

@Levance: I'm sorry but this RPG is already in full swing and reaching the end. We can't really add more players at this point.
Post by DreamWeaver (782 posts) See mini bio Level 12

RPG » Wizarding School Of What The Hell - OOC

@Lobos_Del_Rayo: *snuggles*
*looks up* >.> *pokes*
Post? *puppy dog eyes*
Post by DreamWeaver (782 posts) See mini bio Level 12

RPG » Vice Awards - Ballot

@Sonata: Thanks! It's no biggie.
I'd like to get them all in by Sunday. :D
Post by DreamWeaver (782 posts) See mini bio Level 12

Off-Topic » Say something about the user above you

Easily pointed out my lie. >:(
Post by DreamWeaver (782 posts) See mini bio Level 12

RPG » Vice Awards - Ballot

Please please please remember to send these in to me!! :D Thankies!
Post by DreamWeaver (782 posts) See mini bio Level 12

RPG » Crow....MUST....Die! OCC (Tier 3)

@Lobos_Del_Rayo: I CAN'T CALM DOWN.
That's why I posted. XD
Post by DreamWeaver (782 posts) See mini bio Level 12

RPG » Crow...MUST...Die! RP (Teir 3)

Caius simply stood and watched the fight progress. It wasn't really his place to interfere. Caius casually stood and watched Crow and the woman duel it out. If the woman fired a shot Crow couldn't handle, it would take Caius fractions of a millisecond to stop a bullet or knife. But now Crow had Fairy cornered, his gun was aimed at her and he spoke,  “You said something earlier about both of us being mercenaries your wrong. I may be a mercenary but I walk my own path and I never let money compromise my free will. Please Fairy do the same turn back let end this fighting before anyone else has to suffer.” Crow said. Caius scoffed as he slowly made his way to stand next to the gunslinger. Naive, Caius thought, and crossed his arms over his small chest.
 
Caius looked up at Crow, to the woman, then back to Crow. "I could always lobotomize her if she doesn't listen. To be honest I smell she's up to no good." The boy stated casually. He glanced back at the woman and peeled his eye patch off, revealing his glowing eye. "As a warning, Tinker Bell, I wouldn't suggest pulling that trigger or running to hurt my man. I've got my sights set on you, and I wont be afraid to mess up your motor functions." Although Caius' acting was Academy Award Winning, he was lying through his prefect white teeth. He wouldn't lay a finger of Fairy. Crow didn't want it. Of course, if Crow was going to be killed, Caius would have to go through with his threats. But for the time being, the last thing Caius wanted was to upset Crow.
Post by DreamWeaver (782 posts) See mini bio Level 12

RPG » Wizarding School Of What The Hell - OOC

Zzzzzz Caius is sleepy. XD
Nice post!! :D
Post by DreamWeaver (782 posts) See mini bio Level 12

RPG » Crow....MUST....Die! OCC (Tier 3)

Sorry for the wait guys! I'll be on this pronto!
Post by DreamWeaver (782 posts) See mini bio Level 12
Post by DreamWeaver (782 posts) See mini bio Level 12

RPG » Vice Awards - Ballot

Well there's the IC forum, so I thought it would be good for the person who's hosting to post the categories for the vice awards here. Then, everyone sends in their votes via PM.
 

September - 2011 Vice Awards - Caius Weaver

 RPG/Moment Awards
Biggest Compensation Of The Month: (Most unnecessarily flash attack that did the least damage)
Battle RPG Of The Month:
Story RPG Of The Month:
Bloodcurdling Moment of The Month:
Most "What The Shit?" RPG of The Month:
Badassery Of The Month: (Most badass moment of the month)
Funniest Moment Of The Month:
Most Embarrassing Moment Of The Month:
Best Big Baddie Ownage Of The Month: (Best attack or win by a bad guys)
Best Goodie-Two-Shows Ownage of The Month: (Best attack or win by a good guy)
Sort Of In The Middle Ownage of The Month: (Best attack or win by a neutral guy)
 
Character/Writer Awards:
Fresh Meat Of The Month: (newbie of the month)
Sexiest Hunk Of The Month: (Most attractive male)
Sexiest Babe Of The Month: (most attractive female)
Lolita/Shota Of The Month: (most adorable of the month)
Villain Of The Month:
Hero Of The Month:
Neutral of The Month:
Best Hair Of The Month: 
Character Conundrum Of The Month: (character with the biggest development)
Body Builder Of The Month: (strongest)
Scariest Of The Month:
Bat-Shit Insane Chump of The Month: (craziest character)  
Couple Of The Month:
Character of The Month:
 
Most Creative of the Month:
Writer of The Month:
Vicer of The Month:
 
Next Month's Host:
  



Get these in to me by the end of the month and expect some Caius awesomeness with this. :)
Post by DreamWeaver (782 posts) See mini bio Level 12

RPG » Wizarding School Of What The Hell - OOC

@Lobos_Del_Rayo: Posted. I hope mine's emotionally scaring. XD
Post by DreamWeaver (782 posts) See mini bio Level 12

RPG » Wizarding School Of What The Hell - RPG

Caius breathed in short, shallow breaths as he tried to cool his rage. The boy took a deep breath in through his nose and could feel himself melt into Crow's chest. The smell of dust and cologne was soothing to Caius, but it wasn't enough. "I... Really want to." Caius began, his voice was muffled against Crow's coat. Caius began to shake, and the blood from the carvings in his skin soaked through the white shirt. The boy moved one arm up, until his fingers were millimetres away from Crow's head. I could knock him out, Caius thought, and get this over with...
 
But he stopped. Caius' fingers trembled, trying touch Crow's head, and trying to pull away at the same time. "You... Can't understand what it's like... It's like a game of tug and war but no matter what each side wont let go." Caius' voice was so low it was scratchy. Caius could feel his stomach clench with sadness, and his lungs quiver (mostly due to his illness). "I can't let him go. I've given into this id for so long... It's impossible!" Caius knotted his fingers in Crow's coat and clenched the gunslinger closer. Tears streamed down Caius' face and soaked the front of Crow's shirt. 
 
For a moment Caius opened his eyes. The glowing purple was shining more brightly than ever, and Caius was crying like a child. "I'm sorry Crow. I'm so sorry. But you don't understand. This is for you. I can't stop thinking about you. I'd kill for you. I'd do worse than that. It's the only way I know how to show affection. Crow... There's two things I can no longer wait to do." Caius sobbed, trying to control himself for a few sentences more. "One. I know how absolutely horrible a person I am. And I know that isn't the only reason you would never fall for me. I'm a little boy with a big crush." The boy squeezed as tight as his weak arms could. "Two. Kaine has been a source of pain ever since I found him. No matter how much a part of me want to leave him be, there's always a permanently corrupted part of me that desperately wants to kill him. I can't control myself. After so many years... I can't."
 
"I wanted to knock you out, finish with Kaine and leave. But I can't bring myself to do that to you." Caius' back was turned to Kaine, and Crow was facing towards the weak blonde. "You can close you eyes, but it wont dull the screams. You need to know what kind of a person I really am." And with that, Caius shrunk even closer to Crow, and Kaine began to scream.
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