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Dark Blue was a two-episode hentai OVA series animated by PoRo and released on April 27, 2012 and March 29, 2013. The series is based on an eroge game created by LiLiM DARKNESS.

The Plot

If you think she's licking ice cream, might want to get your head examined.
If you think she's licking ice cream, might want to get your head examined.

Yukito Aizawa brings his two sisters to the mansion of his childhood friend and crush Otoha Kunoji. However, one of Yukito's sisters is mysteriously murdered as everyone stays in the mansion to seek refuge from the killer and indulge in their own pleasures.

Notable Characters (from left to right)

  • Yukito Aizawa- The male lead of the series who gets arousal from seeing the sexual activity occurring with his roommates throughout the mansion.
  • Suzuka Aizawa- Yukito's older sister who is blackmailed into doing sexual favors for her teacher.
  • Otoha Kunoji- Yukito's childhood friend and crush whose mansion he stays in. She has feelings for Reiya.
  • Reiya Inou- Friend of Yukito's with a crush on Otoha.
  • Gorou Takamine- Suzuka's teacher who blackmails her into doing sexual favors for him.
  • Honoka- The Kunoji family maid.

Why It Sucks

What's better: maid giving you a hand job or seeing your crush getting fucked by another guy?
What's better: maid giving you a hand job or seeing your crush getting fucked by another guy?

Dark Blue's plot is mostly a backdrop to the various sexual acts shown in graphic detail involving Yukito's roommates and the boy getting arousal from seeing them occur without stepping in to halt them. What makes this element to his character rather irksome is he lets arousal get too much to his head to halt his sister being raped by her teacher and stopping his crush, Otoha, from getting nailed by Reiya.

But with this being a hentai, character depth is secondary to graphic sexual scenes playing out with all the typical foreplay you can expect with oral and anal sex, doggy style, hand jobs, breast fondling and a few other sexual positions at work.

As for the murder plot that the series eludes to, the second episode's conclusion has a poorly-explained finale revealing who the killer is without any kind of buildup or foreshadowing thanks to this title's heavy focus on its sexual antics.

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Funimation and Sentai Filmworks made big announcements just today at Otakon over titles they license rescued from Bandai Entertainment. It was reported by Anime News Network back in May that both companies were in talks with Sunrise to acquire titles that were formerly distributed to home video in the North American market since Bandai's closure last year. It appears the major acquisitions have begun of Bandai's old license library. Here are the titles that Funi and Sentai had acquired from their dealings with Sunrise.

Funimation

  • Tales of the Abyss
  • Witch Hunter Robin
  • Code Geass (both seasons)
  • Angel Links
  • Crest of the Stars
  • Banner of the Stars
  • Banner of the Stars II
  • Passage of the Stars - Birth
  • Cowboy Bebop
  • Escaflowne (TV series and movie)
  • My-Hime
  • My-Otome (TV series, Zwei and 0~S.ifr~)

Sentai Filmworks

  • Big O (both seasons)
  • Argento Soma
  • Betterman
  • s-CRY-ed
  • Z-Mind
  • Zegapain
  • The Girl Who Leapt Through Space
  • Infinite Ryvius
  • Kurokami: The Animation
  • Brain Powered
  • Overman King Gainer

Anyone else who hasn't followed news on Bandai titles, Funimation had also announced earlier in the year that they acquired several titles in the .hack franchise with Sign, Legend of the Twilight, GU Trilogy and Roots.

In addition, Discotek picked up a couple former Bandai titles with Blue Submarine No. 6 and Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade. Blue Submarine will be getting a DVD and Blu-Ray release later in the year, while Jin-Roh will be released sometime in early 2014.

Also, RightStuf announced earlier in the year that they have acquired video distribution rights to Gundam Unicorn, as they plan to release the series to DVD in four volumes with the first three volumes consisting of two episodes each and the fourth containing the hour-and-a-half long final episode that will be released to video in Japan in Spring of next year. The first and second volumes will be released later this month on August 20.

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Queen's Blade: The Exiled Virgin was a 12-episode ecchi/ action anime that aired from April 2 to June 19 of 2009. While airing uncensored during its broadcast run on AT-X, the series was heavily censored on other channels it aired on in Japan. The series was based on a manga series franchise made for several seinen magazines like HJ Bunko and Comp Ace, which were published from 2007 to 2011. The series was released to DVD for American audiences by Media Blasters in 2010.

The Plot

Gotta be disturbing if your boobs are bigger than your head.
Gotta be disturbing if your boobs are bigger than your head.

A battle tournament called Queen's Blade is held every four years within the Continent's capital, Gainos, between various female warriors to crown a new Queen who will rule the Continent. A young woman named Leina, heiress of the acclaimed Vance family, travels to Gainos to take part in the tournament and encounters several warriors along her journey who have differing reasons for being involved in the tournament.

Notable Characters (from left to right)

  • Leina- The main lead of the series who is the middle sister and successor of the Vance Family, an aristocratic family of nobles. However, she has no desire of being countess and desires to venture the world like her mother, donning her armor for her journey to Gainos.
  • Risty- A thief who uses the money she steals to support a shelter for children orphaned by war and desires to win the Queen's Blade tournament to help the orphans. She aids Leina during the early part of their journey together.
  • Nowa- A girl of mixed elf and human heritage serving as a guardian of her forest home and deals with prejudice from other elves due to her mixed bloodline. She normally doesn't wear undergarments, a habit that disturbs some among the cast.
  • Tomoe- A priestess from the island of Hinomoto seeking to enter the Queen's Blade tournament to halt a power struggle going on within her land and to avenge the deaths of her fellow priestesses who were slain by ninja hired by her enemies.
  • Echidna- A wild elf mercenary who takes an interest in Leina and is known to be aggressive in showing her emotions towards those who interest her. She's an expert with wielding bladed weapons and wears her pet snake Keltan as a thong.
  • Menace- A princess from the Egyptian-like Amara Kingdom resurrected by the Swamp Witch to be part of her army. Instead, Menace broke free from the witch's control and seeks to restore her kingdom.
  • Elina- The youngest of the Vance family sisters with an incestuous interest in middle sister Leina.
  • Airi- A scythe-raiding ghost maid who is another of the Swamp Witch's minions with the power to absorb her opponent's vitality through physical contact, mainly by kissing them.
  • Nanael- A self-absorbed angel who serves as the overseer of the Queen's Blade tournament.
  • Cattleya- A swordsmith who is notable for her forgings of swords and capable of wielding an enormous sword called the Giant Slayer. She is notable for her massive bust size, being 120 centimeters in circumference.
  • Shizuka- A kunoichi who used to serve as part of the Kouma Ninjas before she defected from the group to become Tomoe's guardian.
  • Melona- The third of the Swamp Witch's minions composed of a pink liquid substance that allows her to shapeshift into objects and other people, as well as travel to other places. She is capable of squirting a volatile liquid substance from her nipples and can make use of a sword created from her hair.
  • Claudette- The oldest of the Vance family daughters, but is not in the family's line of succession due to being an illegitimate child. She wields the sword Thunderclap, which is capable of controlling lightning.
  • Ymir- A young dwarf girl entering the Queen's Blade tournament to prove the superiority of her kingdom's weapons.

Why It Sucks

If there's a fetish or character type that appeals to the otaku crowd, Queen's Blade is likely to have it. For the most part, the series is one big excuse to show off the attire of its scantily-clad fighters and the perverted quirks that a number of them indulge in. There are plenty of boob and ass shots to be seen throughout the series, along with a nice amount of nudity and sexual predicaments that come along thanks to the antics of a number of this title's characters.

Imagine if Saber had to put up with this.
Imagine if Saber had to put up with this.

The first season of Queen's Blade is meant to introduce many of the characters who will be competing in the tournament. While many of them do get their focus to explore why they are participating in the tournament, it is hard to get attached to their characters when their personalities are paper-thin archetypes and the most prominent aspect that fans tend to focus on will be either their well-endowed figures, the fetish that they personify and/or the notable sexual quirk that they have. The series is also intentionally left open-ended for the second season of Queen's Blade, which would focus on the progress of the tournament.

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Haven't done an update on showing off my anime collection in a while. So, here we are and enjoy!

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Genocyber was a five-episode cyberpunk OVA series animated by Artmic Studios and Bandai Visual and released in Japan from May 24 to July 21 of 1994. The series is based on an unfinished manga series written by Tony Takezaki and illustrated by Byakuya Shobo. The series was licensed for American video release in the late 1990s by Central Park Media, who released it on VHS and later on DVD. Both releases of the series are now out of print.

Genocyber is notable for having a couple notable figures in anime involved in its creation. Koichi Ohata, whom some of you may know as the director of another infamous anime dud called M.D. Geist, was responsible for directing and writing on the series. Shou Aikawa, a screenwriter notable for his future involvement in writing Twelve Kingdoms and the first Fullmetal Alchemist anime, was also involved in Genocyber’s writing.

The Plot

This wasn't how I wanted to be left after surgery.
This wasn't how I wanted to be left after surgery.

In a near-future setting, the world’s nations are beginning to make moves in establishing a global government and corrupt corporations are trying to take control of them through their private armies. One such corporation known as the Kuryu Group is in development of a powerful weapon called Genocyber that combines cybernetics with powerful psychic abilities. To complete its creation, the corporation seeks out a psychic girl named Elaine who escaped the Kuryu Group’s confines and befriends a homeless boy.

Notable Characters (from left to right)

  • Elaine- A young mute girl with powerful psychic abilities who escapes from the Kiryu Group’s laboratories. Her consciousness is needed by Kiryu in order to complete their creation of Genocyber.
  • Diana- Elaine’s older sister who has nearly her entire body covered in cybernetics. She is very jealous of Elaine’s powerful abilities and tries to kill her at points in the first episode of the series.
  • Genocyber- The powerful cybernetic monster that Kiryu Group wishes to complete its creation of, having powerful physical attributes and psychic abilities.
  • Myra- A doctor aboard a military ship in the second arc of the series who believes Elaine to be her missing daughter Laura, unaware that her daughter was actually killed in a plane crash during one of Genocyber’s attacks.
  • Mel- A blind woman with powerful psychic abilities in the title’s third arc who travels with her boyfriend Ryu into Ark de Grande City to get money to cure her blindness. She comes upon the stone form of Genocyber in some ruins of the city, worshipped by a religious cult who believe it to be an angel brought down to punish the city populace.

Why It Sucks

Genocyber is quite infamous among older anime fans for its ultra-violent content and nihilist direction it takes to exploring the futuristic society it takes place in.

One of Genocyber's few heartwarming moments.
One of Genocyber's few heartwarming moments.

Sporting worst violent content at points than even M.D. Geist, Genocyber features a good number of gory scenes such as disembowelment, dismemberment and exploding heads. Two notable graphic scenes that stick out in the series include a detective whose skin on much of his body is completely torn off to expose all his internal organs while still alive and some kids getting mowed down by helicopter gunfire in graphic detail.

The series also comes to increasingly glorify its nihilist direction in later episodes, best shown through the degrading quality of the series as episodes progress, which are divided into three arcs and take place in differing settings and time periods. While the first episode is somewhat decent focusing on Elaine’s bond with a homeless boy and the evils of genetic engineering, the series quality increasingly tanks in later episodes with greater focus on the depravity of many in the show’s cast, limiting depth on characters and some confusing elements in the show’s narrative involving timeskips and Genocyber that don’t get much focus thanks to the title’s rushed pacing.

Because of the limited depth of characters in this series and a good number of them being depraved scumbags, you are likely to care less for them as many of them will inevitably be killed in a bloody or graphic matter from either the depraved characters within an arc of the series or Genocyber destroying everything within the setting of the arc towards its end.

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