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What was thought to be an impossibility from yours truly has become a reality. It was just announced on Discotek's Facebook pagethat the company will be planning a video release of School Days containing all 12 episodes of the series and the Magical Heart Kokoro-chan bonus OVA series for June 24 of this year. The release will come only with Japanese audio and English subtitles.

School Days is based on the eroge dating sim game released by 0verflow in Japan on PC on April 28, 2005, with the game having been released here in the United States in 2012 via the remastered School Days HQ release. The game is notable for having fully animated scenes that play out compared to the static shots of other dating sims and gaining infamy for its graphically violent "bad" endings. The storyline of the series is focused around high school student Makoto Itou finding himself caught up in a love triangle with love interests Sekai Saionji and Kotonoha Katsura, with any decisions you make in influencing Makoto's actions leading up to one of the game's endings.

The anime adaptation of the series was animated by TNK and aired on Japanese TV from July 3 to September 27 of 2007. The anime attracted a great deal of controversy with its final episode that would involve showing a variant of the game's bad endings. A real-life event in Japan that involved a teenage girl killing her father with an axe led to many of the show's broadcasters cancelling the airing of the episode and replacing it with a slideshow montage of live-action boat shots that led to the popular meme of "Nice Boat" to spawn from the events. Japanese premium channel AT-X would still air the episode, albeit in an edited format to censor the episode's violent content. The episode would be shown in its original, unedited format for its video release.

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Pilot Candidate (also known as Candidate for Goddess in Japan) was a 12-episode TV anime animated by Xebec and aired on Japanese TV from January 10 to March 27 of 2000. The series was based on an incomplete manga series written by Yukiru Sugisaki for the seinen magazine Comic Gum.

The series was licensed for American video release by Bandai Entertainment in 2001 and was broadcast on Cartoon Network's debuting Adult Swim Action block from February 23 to May 11 of 2002. The series was originally meant to be broadcast on the channel's Toonami block, resulting in the series being edited for content considered objectionable to a younger audience when it premiered on Adult Swim. The series has been long out of print for video release.

The Plot

Since when do good mecha pilots need training running on hamster wheels?
Since when do good mecha pilots need training running on hamster wheels?

Humanity has colonized other planets with their civilization under attack by an alien threat called Victim. Protecting the planet Zion from the Victim threat are mecha pilots capable of piloting five giant mecha called Ingrid. To be an Ingrid pilot, one must have a rare blood type called EO and have a special ability known as EX. Zero Enma is a young man who is a candidate to pilot the Ingrid who travels to a training academy called GOA to learn how to harness his abilities in controlling Ingrid.

Notable Characters (from left to right)

  • Zero Enma- A young man who is a candidate to become an Ingrid pilot. An optimistic, impulsive and energetic boy, his personality often gets him in clashes with other classmates and personnel.
  • Hiead Gner- Another Ingrid candidate with a cold and distant personality. His past is implied to be a dark one due to the manifesting of his EX abilities.
  • Clay Cliff Fortran- A smart young man more interested in learning more than being an Ingrid pilot.
  • Kizna Towryk- A repairer of Ingrid units assigned to being Zero's mechanic during his training. She has artificial cat ears due to an accident that damaged her ears when she was younger.
  • Ikhny Allecto- A repairer assigned to Hiead Gner with a timid personality and low self-confidence.
  • Azuma Hijikata- The strict personal instructor of Zero and the other candidate pilots aboard GOA.

Why It Sucks

Pilot Candidate is a series that is quite vanilla in what it offers up with its content and is quite infamous for the lack of developments that its plot and characters undergo due to its inconclusive ending.

And here I thought Gonzo was the king of Conspicuous CGI in their work.
And here I thought Gonzo was the king of Conspicuous CGI in their work.

The premise and characters that this series offer up are all those that have been done before from past mecha titles like fighting abnormal enemy threats with mecha, a training academy for potential mecha pilots and hints of possible shady activity within the mentioned academy. Many of the characters are also stock archetypes found from many anime titles like the impulsive and energetic male lead, the cold and brooding loner, a catgirl, the bespectacled genius and a shy, timid meganekko.

What makes this series particularly bad is the sloppiness of its overall writing and inconclusive ending. Many elements to the show's plot and characters have a decent number of holes to them, are vaguely hinted to yet never explored and nothing is allowed to develop at all with the plot and characters. The series abruptly ends after 12 episodes with the Victim threat still lingering and many unanswered questions regarding major elements to Pilot Candidate such as the backgrounds of characters, the nature of the Victim threat, whether the Ingrid units have some sort of sentience, any hidden agenda within GOA and so forth.

The CG animation used for this during Ingrid and Victim battles is also quite bad with very crude and rough renderings of both teams and poor animation of them in action.

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Note: Guess despite what MAL and ANN voter ratings claim, this series isn't as horrible as I was expecting. A matter of fact, this is easily the best quality title I've covered on Ani-Crap Review thus far and that is saying something considering the nice amount of trash I've covered thus far. Regardless, I'm tweaking my review format slightly to cover my thoughts on this series instead of ripping it apart. I'll very likely be able to relish in that when I cover Pilot Candidate next week for my final review for Adult Swim Month. Regardless, read on, enjoy my look into Reign the Conqueror and judge for yourself if you agree with me or the voters among both MAL and ANN.

Reign the Conqueror (known as Alexander Senki in Japan) was a 13-episode TV anime series that aired in Japan from September 14 to December 7 of 1999. The series was based on a light novel series written by Hiroshi Aramata from 1998 to 1999. The animated adaptation of the series was animated by Madhouse and had Aeon Flux creator Peter Chung involved in its designs of settings and characters.

The series was licensed by Tokyopop in 2001 for American video distribution as part of their anime line of releases. Originally, there was an attempt by a group of producers led by veteran voice actor Jack Fletcher to direct the series before Tokyopop announced their acquisition of Reign. Tokyopop retained the original dub done by Fletcher for the title's first four episodes done for their video release and had their own voice cast dub the remaining nine episodes of the series. The English dub of Reign was aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block from February 10 to March 3 of 2003, where it underwent a great deal of censorship to edit or remove scenes containing intense violence and nudity. Tokyopop has since lost their rights to the series and Reign is now out of print.

The Plot

Our prince is literally on top of the world.
Our prince is literally on top of the world.

Alexander is the young prince of the Macedonian Empire, born to King Philip II and the snake witch Olympias. Fending off assassins and rising to gain the throne of his kingdom, Alexander begins his quest to conquer all lands throughout the known world. Throughout this quest, the prince also comes to question an ancient prophecy that foretells of his quest leading to the destruction of the world.

Notable Characters (from left to right)

  • Alexander- The young prince of Macedonia born to Philip II and Olympias. Upon gaining the throne to his kingdom, Alexander begins to conquer a number of kingdoms throughout the known world and struggles to come to grips with a prophecy that claims he will be responsible for the world's destruction.
  • Olympias- The mother of Alexander and an infamous snake witch. She is crazed in delight with the prophecy that her son will lead the world to destruction.
  • Philip II- Alexander's father and the original ruler of Macedonia. His jealousy of the attention that his armies and Olympias give to Alexander drives him to divorce the latter and attempt to wed another woman to produce another heir over Alexander. However, he is later killed by a guard hypnotized by his former wife.
  • Aristotle- An acclaimed Greek philosopher seeking the whereabouts of an ancient artifact said to possess all knowledge of the world and tries to prevent Alexander from fulfilling the ancient prophecy that would lead to the world's destruction through the manipulation of his daughter, Cassandra, who accompanies Alexander on his quest.
  • Diogenes- An eccentric Greek philosopher who lives a simple lifestyle due to his beliefs in cynic philosophy. Alexander encounters him following his takeover of Thebes and their encounter leads the king to cut back on many of the strict demands he gave on the city of Athens.
  • Philotas- Alexander's most experienced and loyal general who has doubts about his king's loyalty later in the series when he recalls hearing of Olympias' claims about Alexander's prophecy.
  • Ptolemy- A Macedonian cavalryman who joins Alexander's armies after the prince acknowledges the value of calvarymen on the battlefield. While loyal to Alexander at first, he starts questioning his loyalty to him upon hearing that a prophecy exists where he would become the Macedonian king if he succeeded in assassinating the king later in the series.
  • Cleitus- An officer of Alexander's who wields a lance in battle and joined the prince's ranks upon his acknowledgment of the importance of calvarymen.
  • Darius III- The king of the Persian Empire who acknowledges the fearsome capabilities of Alexander when he first encountered the prince disguised as a woman when Alexander and several of his men sabotaged a meeting between Athens and Persia in an attempt to forge an alliance.
  • Roxanna- A young Bactarian princess who later becomes the wife of Alexander after he is successful in conquering Persia.

The Review

Being a loose take on portraying the life of famous Macedonian conqueror Alexander the Great, Reign adds in supernatural elements, steampunk and influential philosophers of the time period to explore the struggles of Alexander coming to grips with his destiny to conquer the known world. The anime features Alexander gathering allies, conquering various parts of Europe and Asia and trying to make sense of the supposed destiny he has had since birth where he would lead the world to its destruction with his attempts to conquer all known lands.

Olympias sure loves her snakes.
Olympias sure loves her snakes.

The major elements that make this series stick out for quality are its excellent integration of metaphysical themes and ancient philosophical figures that were renowned around Alexander's time that influence his conquests throughout the course of the series. Alexander is blessed with a high degree of luck and charisma in his conquests that gets explained as being influenced by the fate bestowed upon him by an ancient artifact capable of algorithmic manipulation of reality that he seeks out in later episodes of the series to find meaning to his supposed destiny. This makes his existence threatening to several cults influenced by differing philosophical schools of thought who attempt to assassinate Alexander throughout the course of the series and influential Greek philosophers like Aristotle and Diogenes serve to either guide or hinder Alexander's quest to conquer countries and come to terms with the supposed destiny he has. The assumptions of Alexander's destiny made by many throughout the course of the series are not what one would assume on the surface, which is hinted to at points earlier in the series and the title's finale. On top of the show's creators shown to have done well in their research of Greek philosophy and supernatural lore for their spin on Alexander's life, they also make their own unique takes to major feats that Alexander accomplishes such as his taming of the wild horse Bucephalus, his encounter with Diogenes and his cutting of the Gordian Knot. These nice touches make the exploits of Alexander's character for this adaptation of the series all the more pleasing to see unfold.

"Neiiggggh. I don&squot;t want that ass riding me. I don&squot;t swing that way."
"Neiiggggh. I don't want that ass riding me. I don't swing that way."

When it comes to other characters in this series though, the series is a mixed bag in their focus on them. Some characters get enough focus to have defined personalities and developments that show what beliefs or loyalties they have that lead them to either be loyal or opposed to Alexander's pursuits. Others that have major roles in the series are either quite underdeveloped or shallow in their characters that make them difficult to connect with. The series also appears to have been left open-ended as Alexander is still alive and well following his journey in the title's finale, yet is still intent on pressing forward with his quest to conquer the known world. However, I think this might have been intentional by the show's creators since the series was more about Alexander trying to come to terms with himself instead of an actual focus of his entire life.

The presentation for this series certainly sticks out from standard anime fare. On the plus side, many character designs are drawn to be quite lifelike with realistic details for muscle tone and facial features, settings that are faithful to their intended historical settings with occasional elements of steampunk tossed in for technologies employed, subdued color tones that make for a nice touch to the dark mood this series gives off and decent use of CG animation for some of the complex animations seen in the series such as a glimpse of the universe seen when Alexander enters the barrel hut of Diogenes, armies marching and the elaborate "world of destruction" seen in the finale of the series.

Our king not looking too good.
Our king not looking too good.

On the bad end, many of the major characters in this series (mostly the men) sport very revealing attire and silly attire like tight thongs, shirts that expose midriff, exotic masks and formal attire that look like women's bathing suits that give the series somewhat of a homo-erotic feel and are obviously not faithful to Alexander's time period. Plus outside of the CG animation, the hand-drawn animation to this is mostly subpar with animation shortcuts and tricks employed to give off a sense of fluid animation that doesn't look convincing in many instances.

The soundtrack to the series sports tense and dark insert tracks that do their part to compliment the serious mood of this series, though don't particularly stick out. The original opening song for Reign ("Anata no Kiss wo Oshiemasho ~You Were Mine~") sports an upbeat, optimistic mood and lyrics that go against the intended mood this series wishes to give off. Yet in a occasional case where changes done by an American distributor are done for the better with a series, Tokyopop created a new opening song for their English dub of the series ("Worthy of your Soul") that sports a melancholic mood and lyrics that both better accompany the feel of Reign.

A rather awkward way to meet your future wife.
A rather awkward way to meet your future wife.

Overall, I'm actually fairly surprised with this series. I was expecting a dud thanks to much of the negative reception that this series received from anime fans. But I think this reception was exaggerated thanks to Reign's attempts to be different from the norm. Granted, the homo-erotic attire of the characters will turn away some fans and there are a number of characters I felt could have been better developed. But the series does do well at integrating supernatural lore and unique spins on major elements of Alexander's conquests of the known world. It's not perfect, but I think the reputation of this series as a supposed dud is greatly exaggerated.

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The Super Milk-Chan Show was actually an effort from the title's American licensor, ADV Films, to combine two TV anime seasons of the series together for both televised and physical media releases. The first season of Milk-Chan, known as Super Milk-Chan, was televised in 14 8-minute shorts on Japanese TV from June 17 to September 16 of 1998 and animated by Genco. The second season, known as Oh! Super Milk-Chan, aired 12 24-minute episodes that were broadcasted in Japan from January 27 to April 13 of 2000 and animated by Studio Pierrot.

ADV Films acquired both seasons of Super Milk-chan in 2002 for North American broadcast and video distribution. The company created two different English dubs for both seasons. One version closely followed the translated script of the original Japanese version. The other one was an Americanized dub that altered many of the jokes from the original version to have them appeal to American audiences and replaced the live-action segments of the Japanese version with comedic live-action skits featuring ADV's voice-acting cast and production crew for the series.

The closely adapted version of The Super-Milk Chan Show was broadcast on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block from November 8, 2004 to February 27, 2005. ADV released both versions of the series on DVD in four individual volumes throughout the second half of 2004 and early 2005. Each volume of the series contained two discs that contained both the original version of Super Milk-Chan and ADV's Americanized dub for the series. Both seasons of Milk-Chan are currently out of print here in America. However, ADV's Americanized dub of the series is available for legal streaming via Hulu.

The Plot

Never knew the KKK were closet anime fans.
Never knew the KKK were closet anime fans.

Milk-Chan is a rude and foul-mouthed little girl who lives as a supposed superhero and gets enjoyment out of tormenting her robotic maid Tetsuko and the President of Everything. She regularly receives missions from the President that she will or will not complete depending on either her mood or any other predicaments that come along to occupy her and her comrades.

Notable Characters (from left to right)

  • Milk-Chan- A foul-mouthed and rude five-year old girl who is an apparent superhero who normally torments Tetsuko and the President, as well as choosing whether or not to follow the latter's orders.
  • Tetsuko- An outdated robot maid serving Milk-Chan who normally suffers from the verbal abuse of her master. She desires a stable family life and serves as the voice of reason among the group.
  • Hanage- Milk-Chan's drunken pet middle-aged slug. While incapable of speech, he usually expresses his thoughts directly to the audience in the form of soliloquy known as “the voice of Hanage's heart.”
  • The President of Everything- A fat, bald man who appears to run the country that the series takes place in and serves as Milk-Chan's boss in assigning her missions. Despite his position, the President is quite incompetent with his job and indulges in activities not befitting his status such as enjoying cheap wine and loose women.
  • Dr. Eyepatch- An eccentric scientist who runs the King's Idea Laboratories who normally loans his inventions to Milk-Chan for her missions in the second season. He is the creator of Tetsuko, yet normally berates her for being an obsolete robotic model.
  • The Landlord- Milk-Chan's landlord of her rooftop home who is seen in every episode of the second series trying to get payment from her (which she is months behind on) before Milk-Chan shocks or fools him into leaving. He is gay and shown to have an anxious personality.

Why It Sucks

Both seasons of Super Milk-Chan are shown to be lacking heavily for a quality comedy title and serves as a nice example of the pitfalls ADV had as a distributor that led the company to its closure later in the 2000s.

Run for it. The kid's packin' heat.
Run for it. The kid's packin' heat.

The series follows a repetitive structure for many episodes with its comedy as it shows Milk-Chan berating Tetsuko for whatever reason, receiving a call from the President that involves Milk berating the President and receiving her mission she may or may not accept, Milk-Chan's group attempting said mission, said mission resolving itself with or without Milk-Chan's involvement and Milk-Chan taking credit for resolving it. The second season of the series adds on additional elements to its episodic structure such as the deterioration of an ant family's stability, the President indulging in random predicaments and Milk-Chan's group visiting Dr. Eyepatch for a random robotic invention to aid in their missions.

Both seasons are shown to satirize major issues and elements to Japanese culture such as divorce, drug possession, economic corruption and compensated dating. While this idea would seem like a fun approach to a comedy on paper, the flat and blatant delivery of the title's comedy and the repetitive structure of its episodes cripple much of the potential this could have had at ripping apart elements of Japanese culture. The visual presentation to this is also lacking with the simple and crude details of the characters and the many animation shortcuts that are employed throughout the runs of both seasons to Milk-Chan.

ADV's handling of both seasons of Milk-Chan also deserve mention as to the issues they add onto this series. One of the biggest pitfalls that ADV had that led to their closure in 2009 was the heavy amount of licensing they committed to, a decent number of their titles being questionable in any marketability and appeal they would have to a Western audience. In the case of Milk-Chan, the title's humor made nods to current events and issues that were often unique to Japan itself and would very likely fly over the heads of much of the American anime fanbase.

A rather macabre birthday gift, isn't it?
A rather macabre birthday gift, isn't it?

It looked like ADV became aware of this issue after they licensed Milk-Chan and decided to remedy the cultural divide problem with their Americanized dub. The effort they chose to put into both the more faithful and Americanized versions of the series showed what priority they had in marketing the series in America. While the more faithful version did indeed more closely follow the translated script of the original Japanese version, the voice acting delivery was flat and lacked much range of emotion. However for the Americanized dub, there is more effort from the voice cast in line delivery, energy and emotion.

Seems even drunken fish need counseling.
Seems even drunken fish need counseling.

ADV's Americanized dub adds in worst crass humor than the original version and makes frequent pop culture nods. On the one hand, this approach makes Milk-Chan's character more believably rude as her character's rudeness seemed more reserved in the Japanese and more faithful English dub of the series. On the other hand, the add-ons that ADV makes for the series script often don't match up to the intended context of the scenes that the series attempts to play out and it looked like the company got too giddy with what it was trying to pull with its comedy by adding as much offensive humor and pop culture nods as they could. The live-action skits added to the series were a bad addition as well since the voice actors didn't seem convincing in many instances with the comedy they attempted to pull and had the bad habit of abruptly cutting in during the animated episodes of Super Milk-Chan being shown.

Adding more to the questionable decision-making of ADV licensing this series was that they gave broadcast rights of the series to Cartoon Network for their Adult Swim block in 2004. Airing Milk-Chan was a bold move at the time as many anime titles on Adult Swim were action-oriented and it had the potential to allow more comedy anime to air on the block if it did well ratings-wise and make for a decent promotion of the DVD release, assuming this was ADV's Americanized dub. Instead, ADV gave Cartoon Network the rights to the dubbed version featuring Milk-Chan's original script. The series bombed in ratings and was quite unpopular for many Adult Swim viewers who had mostly been used to the title's airing of action anime titles up to that point and were not getting hooked on the title's niche style of comedy.

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Maken-Ki was a 12-episode harem comedy anime animated by AIC and aired on the Japanese AT-X network from October 5 to December 21 of 2011. The televised airing applied censorship to cover up the anime's more gratuitous fan service shots and nudity, which was later left uncensored for video release. The series is based on the ongoing shonen manga series written by Hiromitsu Takeda since April 20, 2007. The series was licensed for home video distribution by Funimation in 2012, who released the series in a Blu-Ray/ DVD combo set in November of last year. A second season of the series called Maken-Ki Two is currently airing this season on Japanese TV.

The Plot

She's wearing an itsy bitsy, teenie weenie, blue and white-striped bikini (that is way too small for her huge rack).
She's wearing an itsy bitsy, teenie weenie, blue and white-striped bikini (that is way too small for her huge rack).

Takeru Ohyama is enrolled at Tenbi Academy, a high school that recently converted into a co-ed school. Happy at the thought of being able to see plenty of pretty girls, Takeru is surprised to learn that Tenbi is a school for students possessing magical energy called Elements and wield weapons called Maken. He joins up with the school's Security Committee, where he becomes acquainted with several girls who become drawn to him for varying reasons.

Notable Characters (from left to right)

  • Takeru Ohyama- The male lead of the series. A first-year student at Tenbi Academy who is often at the center of predicaments with the school's female student body. He is fiercely protective of girls as he bared witness to the murder of his mother at his family's martial arts dojo when he was younger.
  • Haruko Amaya- A second-year student and childhood friend of Takeru. She harbors romantic feelings for the boy, yet gets jealous of the amount of attention he gets from other female members of the Security Committee. She wields a Maken called Murakumo, a sword that Haruko is incapable of completely unsheathing unless she is facing a powerful threat.
  • Kodama Himegami- A blonde second-year student who controls shikigami capable of using fire and lightning attacks. She initially thought that Takeru was an enemy, yet develops an interest in him and moves into his room.
  • Inaho Kushiya- A ditzy girl claiming to be Takeru's fiancee and made a childhood promise with, despite Takeru being forgetful of it.

Why It Sucks

Maken Ki is yet another recent anime offering in Japan whose sole purpose of existence is to objectify its female characters to its otaku fanbase with ample amounts of huge boobs, gratuitous panty shots, nudity and other perverted hijinks involving its female cast.

This series sure loves its gratuitous panty shots.
This series sure loves its gratuitous panty shots.

The typical character archetypes and tiresome cliches you can expect of anime like this are played up enough here with Takeru being your lecherous doormat of a male lead, Haruko his busty upperclassman/ childhood friend, Kodama the tsundere and Inaho the ditz. Also expect a good number of the typical situations that are played out in titles like this that are a cheap excuse to show off female skin like bath scenes, pool episodes, undressing and Takeru getting in enough compromising predicaments with members of the female student body.

The series also appeared to be following in the vein of erotic battle action titles like Ikki Tousen and Queen's Blade in that much of the cast are capable fighters with some type of superpower, as well as making an attempt at some kind of plot when an enemy group of Maken users make their presence felt in the second half of the series. The former failed to impress due to Maken-Ki's subpar animation. The latter is a mix of cliched and poorly written, being more focused on the antics involving Takeru and the female student body and ignorant of properly developing its plot and characters beyond shallow cliches and archetypes.

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