Daniel_Newton (Level 20)

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Boing!

Well... someone was gonna do it, might as well be me.

Here are all the pages on the site--if I've missed any let me know--directly related to those wondrous female chest orbs that guys go gaga over. I'm probably the only user who's added anything useful to these pages anyway. Most people just add characters and pictures to the big boobs page and don't bother filling the actual wiki out.

Speaking of images, for the love of god, do NOT upload hundreds of random images to the big boobs page or pages like it. That's useless. That's what Google Images is for. In fact, try to stick to this rule for the entire wiki: images go on character, episode and franchise pages first. Then you can attach them to the other types of pages on the site. This means we'll have less duplicates and the images can be tracked back to the franchise/anime/manga they're from and the characters featured in them. Makes sense, right? Don't add stuff to pages for the sake of adding stuff. Think before you make edits to the wiki.

So, boobs. Boobs are pretty awesome. Though I think my favourite page on here might be World of Buxom, I like the way the less busty girls get to stand out and get some attention for a change.

That's enough rambling, on with the list:

1. Big Boobs

I really can't think of anything meaningful to write here. Not that I ever write anything particularly meaningful anyway.

2. Pettanko

I wonder if Japanese people have a thing against breast enhancement surgery. I don't think I've ever seen a character bring it up in anime. Huh.

3. Gainax Bounce

Don't get too close to one of these girls, she might breathe slightly and knock you across the room.

4. Breast Expansion

Only in Japa--wait... this totally happens in Family Guy... and Terminator 3. Never mind.

5. World of Buxom

When everyone has big boobs... no-one has big boobs.

6. Skinship Grope

"Wow, yours are so big! Can I touch them?" Because when girls ask it's fiiiine. Discrimination I tell you.

7. Anime Anatomy

She's naked! ...hang on, something's not quite right here...

8. Bra

The way breasts bounce you'd think anime girls don't wear these at all.

9. Gratuitous Changing Scene

Changing scenes in anime are a hotbed of booby-related shenanigans, at least, the ones featuring girls. Which I imagine is most of them.

10. Swimwear

I continue to stand by my belief that the bikini is man's greatest invention. Next to barbeque sauce.

11. Modesty Towel

Now now, we can't be showing kids those boobies can we? Put on a towel. Yes, even while you're IN the bath. Because that makes total sense.

12. Convenient Censorship

Arguably more "realistic" than wearing a towel while bathing. Though sometimes the strands of hair, bubbles or beams of light are so minuscule they'd have you believe these girls have the tiniest nipples ever.

13. Breast Envy

I prefer it when characters express admiration rather than jealousy. I mean come on, it's not her fault she grew out more, unless she purposefully ate copious amounts of KFC chicken, I guess.

14. Face Between Breasts

You'd think faces and boobs have attracting magnets in them or something.

15. Phallic Nipples

...this list is over.

takashichea moderator is online on Feb. 14, 2012 at 7:33 p.m.

Would Shower Scene, Bath Scene, Fan Service, Towel, and Sarashi be appropriate?

I can imagine the sarashi on a silhouette for both genders.

buhssuhton Feb. 15, 2012 at 6:12 p.m.

...oh my

Daniel_Newton moderator on Feb. 15, 2012 at 7:03 p.m.

@takashichea: Yeah, they're appropriate enough. I'll have to see if I can make silhouettes for those. I made a "Modesty Towel" concept page and moved all the stuff from the towel page onto it. It wasn't really worth keeping the object page since towels aren't featured prominently in any other way. Also added Convenient Censorship to this list.

@buhssuht: Oh my indeed.

takashichea moderator is online on Feb. 16, 2012 at 12:18 a.m.

@Daniel_Newton:

Modesty towel - What a strange name. I agree that it's too common. I loved the baby blue color for the towel. It's different from the pink and sometimes white towels that most anime girls wear.

Daniel_Newton moderator on Feb. 16, 2012 at 12:39 a.m.

@takashichea: What would you call it? Towel of Censorship? Heh. It's a towel to preserve ones' modesty, so it's a Modesty Towel. Makes sense.

ZombiePieon March 13, 2012 at 11:08 p.m.

This is a bit of a confession but back when I was a user over at Uncyclopedia I helped popularize a now infamous image that is related to breasts that has gained a great deal of notoriety over there....

I am of course referring to Shitting Dick Nipples.

PenguinDuston April 24, 2012 at 7:16 a.m.

Another good source is the obligatory hot springs/onsen scene.

Ingenious list idea.

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