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WTF Wednesday: Hello Kitty Chainsaw

Perfect for cutting Hello Kitty trees!


Topless Robot found what appears to be a Hello Kitty Chainsaw, though he and I are unsure if this incredibly cute mechanized tool of death is real or just a clever photoshop. Either way, Sanrio really needs to start making these things a reality. There is a huge market out there that want to use chainsaws, but don’t want to use ugly chainsaws. Just please Sanrio be sure to make use of some of the other popular Hello Kitty characters in other power tools as well.
Konandaon Feb. 3, 2010 at 1:11 p.m.

Lumberjacks like Hello Kitty as well?

Daniel_Newton moderator on Feb. 3, 2010 at 1:19 p.m.
HOT-PINK-DEATH!
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sonata moderator on Feb. 3, 2010 at 1:21 p.m.
Awesome, would be extra cool with a female Leatherface cosplayerXD
Lanon Feb. 3, 2010 at 1:27 p.m.
I could imagine a Hello Kitty serial killer using this; maybe the next step will be to create a Hello Kitty slasher film. ;)
FoxxFireArt moderator on Feb. 3, 2010 at 2:05 p.m.
That doesn't strike me as any more silly then the Hello Kitty vibrator. Though, how would you explain that to your fellow lumberjacks?
 
You know what I would like to see. I want to add this as a patch to Resident Evil 5. For the chainsaw wielding enemies to have a Hello Kitty chainsaw.
Hadezon Feb. 3, 2010 at 3:01 p.m.
I wants one
Matteon Feb. 3, 2010 at 3:11 p.m.
I'm sure the Japanese Jason would use this with precision!  If you haven't seen Jason's wood carvings of anime favs like Nagi, Horo, and Mio check here
Hamblastoon Feb. 3, 2010 at 5:24 p.m.
@Matte: Ha. That's actually the first thing I thought of when I read the headline.
Papasanon Feb. 4, 2010 at 12:30 a.m.
@Konanda:
I am a Lumberjack. I like Hello Kitty. I want this chainsaw. 
 
*looks at his regular boring chainsaw with disgust*
AtomoPandaon Feb. 4, 2010 at 8:26 a.m.

i would so get one of those!!  
Ish sexxy 
John_Martoneon Feb. 4, 2010 at 12:18 p.m.
Apparently I'm the only one on the squadcast that didn't think this was for zombie killing, but hey.
 
@Papasan said:
" @Konanda: I am a Lumberjack. I like Hello Kitty. I want this chainsaw.  *looks at his regular boring chainsaw with disgust* "
Are you actually a lumberjack?!? That's kinda awesome. Can we get a photo of you showing us what a real manly man looks like?
nginsmallon Feb. 4, 2010 at 5:15 p.m.
That's one styling chainsaw, I think Ash could have used one in Evil Dead.
John_Martoneon Feb. 5, 2010 at 12:46 p.m.
@nginsmall said:
" That's one styling chainsaw, I think Ash could have used one in Evil Dead. "

Done and done.

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