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WTF Wednesday: Eating Dinner With The Wife

I wish she would eat more.


Hurry up, it's going to get cold desu~ 
Hurry up, it's going to get cold desu~ 
Japanese people like food--Japanese people like eating with people--Japanese people like anime characters--Japanese people like to date 2D characters (since marrying is currently illegal)--it is to no surprise that all these elements would come together and fuse into one, otakuish ritual. This ritual consists of taking out your most expensive bottle of wine, your most yummy cake, and a nice plump steak, and eating it next to your 2D girlfriend who is confined to a television screen prison.

This is a most important ritual in the life of any true otaku; especially during the christmas season, when eating with a girl is most sought after. I wonder why Japanese animators haven’t jumped on this phenomena, and began animating dinner conversations with girls of varying degrees of moe. Either way, enjoy this small sample,(very small sample) that was posted on 2channel of people dining with their waifus. Bon appetit reader-kun.

    
 Is it just me, or do you think the camera flash in this pictures is one of those angry spark things anime characters get when they are  fighting over something?
 Is it just me, or do you think the camera flash in this pictures is one of those angry spark things anime characters get when they are  fighting over something?


It's warm, it's yellow, and it rhymes with kiss.   
It's warm, it's yellow, and it rhymes with kiss.   

Sorry, no hamburgers today. (too soon T_T) 
Sorry, no hamburgers today. (too soon T_T) 






zynon July 29, 2009 at 6:25 p.m.
O_o"  WUT?!  That's er... ...
Nikoon July 29, 2009 at 7:01 p.m.
Bernie, NOOOO!!!! (always too soon T_T)
Rathanyon July 29, 2009 at 7:11 p.m.
"a nice plump stake"?  Vampires on the brain?
GodLen staff on July 29, 2009 at 7:57 p.m.
@Rathany: you know, that's not the first time i made that mis-stake
Sonata moderator on July 29, 2009 at 8:54 p.m.
LOL at the Frisk MintsXD
Nerxon July 29, 2009 at 9:01 p.m.
mm... b00bz
Void_Wizardon July 29, 2009 at 11:06 p.m.
Nice but needs more Saber, Tohsaka and Louise.
GodLen staff on July 29, 2009 at 11:33 p.m.
@Void_Wizard: sorry, they are all at my house.
GrandMarshalon July 30, 2009 at 5:58 a.m.
So its ok to do this now? :)
N15PCAon July 30, 2009 at 10:41 a.m.
And I though I had no life.
AleMon July 30, 2009 at 10:47 a.m.
Geez... someone must tell them that 2D characters cannot eat real food!!
HeeroYuyon July 31, 2009 at 7:41 a.m.
IRON MASK WANT CAKE.
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