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Watch Two Robots Make Out, Plan Humanity's Downfall

Why can we not just stick with piloting them?

 
While it seems like most of our content today fits under the title "WTF Wednesday," I believe this one takes the cake. The almighty Topless Robot clued us into this shocking development, and I couldn't be more disappointed with Japan. How can we so flagrantly ignore the signs of our impending doom?  Japan, you already feed the robots your dead, when will you be sated?!?

Watching these terminators plow their lips at another, I had but one though... why? There are only two things that could come of making robots mash.

1) Robots begin to mate, conspire over pillow talk, and eventually destroy humanity. 
2) Robots begin to have physical relationships with humans... Humanity refuses to reproduce and thus is destroyed within 100 years.

 
Either result leaves us screwed. Okay, well only in one of the ways are we screwed, the other we're just... well, you get the picture.
mattmagicianon Aug. 26, 2009 at 5:28 p.m.
Honestly, during that video I couldn't stop laughing at the male robot's " :o " face. 
Makes me worry much less about the robot apocalypse.
HeeroYuyon Aug. 26, 2009 at 6:25 p.m.
Ironically robotic exosuits are our best chance at defeating the evil robot menaces!
giaon Aug. 26, 2009 at 10:46 p.m.
Boringest makeout session EVER. Oh my god.
Sonata moderator on Aug. 27, 2009 at 7:22 a.m.
Creepy very very creepy.
GriftyMcGrifton Aug. 28, 2009 at 10:14 a.m.
You thought it would be as glorious as the Chris Cunningham music video for Björk.
Arjunaon Aug. 28, 2009 at 10:38 a.m.
I think we're going to have to rethink our strategy for bringing about the robot apocalypse. 
 
I suggest we delve more into human, cybernetic, bio-engineering.  A fusion of the organic and the mechanical. 
 
Genetically engineering brainless babies, for example, and then implanting mechanical brains; controlling the body for whatever maniacal purpose we might be able to think of. 
 
Personally, I think we should move away from replicating humans and use bio-genetic engineering to create consumer goods.  For example:  rabbits with human sized vaginas.
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