THAT IS IMPORTANT. We need the FULL SIZE version, not the version that's displayed here. It's only being displayed to grab your attention. So once again, click here for a full-size version.
You can go ahead and upload them and post them in the comments just like you would any image though. We have secret special ways to get the full-size version of files you upload...they just have to be full-size when you upload them! :)
Now, surprise me with who you give portraits to. And if it's someone really obscure, let's hear your justification!