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ViceQuest: Proof That Pokemon is Evil!

Its true!


Its true, you know. Pokemon "are" evil. If you have any doubts, need to watch this video. 
 
Have you watched it yet? Shocking, right? Well, the signs of its corruption are all around us.

 I stole this one from Crusader8463, but its truth is undeniable
 I stole this one from Crusader8463, but its truth is undeniable
But this isn't enough. We need more evidence. You, you must help us, before anyone else falls in the thrall of Satan-mon
Nerxon Dec. 11, 2009 at 6:27 p.m.
@cfatalis: 
 
comparison 
 
do this religion and you go to holy house
 
do this religion and you summon  a fatalis
 
no brainer...
Lanon Dec. 11, 2009 at 7:25 p.m.
Why do they have monsters in their pockets?!!! And gotta watch out for the one who wants to become the Master of them all--that's how you pinpoint Satan, he's caught ALL the pokemon.
Nerxon Dec. 11, 2009 at 7:30 p.m.
All men have monsters in their pockets, its called a d!ck
cfatalison Dec. 11, 2009 at 9:04 p.m.
@Nerx: true, unless the claim made by the people in iraq is true, i will keep choosing a religion that gives direct benefits
Nerxon Dec. 11, 2009 at 9:07 p.m.
@cfatalis: what did they claim?
cfatalison Dec. 11, 2009 at 9:11 p.m.
@Nerx: if you die a martyr you get seven chick up there
Nerxon Dec. 11, 2009 at 9:16 p.m.
@cfatalis: f*cking awesome, just like in Norse if you die in battle then you will go to Valhalla
 
and every religion has its benefits *cough*confession booth*cough* or reincarnation
cfatalison Dec. 11, 2009 at 9:22 p.m.
@Nerx: dying in battle, sound cool, blowing yourself doesn't
 
not really every religion
Nerxon Dec. 11, 2009 at 9:25 p.m.
@cfatalis: true , the older hassassin verse and the salahudin thing sounds better but hey those guys aren't exactly up on cash either... stuck on IED's
cfatalison Dec. 11, 2009 at 9:31 p.m.
@Nerx: here is how i define worthy
 
 
screaming while holding a weapon(can be a scimitar, or ak47), chargin facefront= worthy
kill shitload of people because that is your religion = worthy
wear plate armor in the desert and still beating the shit out of people= worthy
 
 
blowing yourself up even not in combat= not worthy
Nerxon Dec. 11, 2009 at 9:36 p.m.
@cfatalis: Yeah , they could do makeshift bioweapons and ak's ... that way they can kill the targets more precise
cfatalison Dec. 11, 2009 at 9:38 p.m.
@Nerx: i mean cmon dude, even china didn't have that strategy, and they have shitload of people
Nerxon Dec. 11, 2009 at 9:43 p.m.
@cfatalis: If they can perfect that then we are in deep sh!t
cfatalison Dec. 11, 2009 at 9:48 p.m.
@Nerx: no they just need to arm everyone
John_Martoneon Dec. 11, 2009 at 11:32 p.m.
@cfatalis:@Nerx: I just thought I would ask if you guys if you knew what the definition of off topic was?
 
Nerxon Dec. 11, 2009 at 11:34 p.m.
@John_Martone: sorry Dood
John_Martoneon Dec. 12, 2009 at 12:33 a.m.
@Nerx: Hey, I wasn't complaining, it was just such a seemless tangent that kept evolving for so long that off-topic was like a, a couple miles back.
 
aww, you said dood. Now Prinnys are actually pretty satanic.

Nerxon Dec. 12, 2009 at 12:36 a.m.
@John_Martone: and cuddly
cfatalison Dec. 12, 2009 at 1:25 a.m.
@John_Martone: they are classified as demons so.......
Kelleth moderator on Dec. 12, 2009 at 4:21 a.m.
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