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ViceQuest: Proof That Pokemon is Evil!

Its true!

By John Martone  |  Dec. 11, 2009


Its true, you know. Pokemon "are" evil. If you have any doubts, need to watch this video. 
 
Have you watched it yet? Shocking, right? Well, the signs of its corruption are all around us.

 I stole this one from Crusader8463, but its truth is undeniable
 I stole this one from Crusader8463, but its truth is undeniable
But this isn't enough. We need more evidence. You, you must help us, before anyone else falls in the thrall of Satan-mon
Filed under: Ash's Pikachu, Pokémon
43 Comments
John_Martoneon Dec. 11, 2009 at 12:24 p.m.

 Tell me this thing doesn't look like the Devil's duck
 Tell me this thing doesn't look like the Devil's duck
JJOR64on Dec. 11, 2009 at 12:33 p.m.
Jigglypuff will kill anyone.
 

 
metalsnakezeroon Dec. 11, 2009 at 12:49 p.m.
That's right Christianity, I can summon Spirits!

 
 True evil
 True evil
Daniel_Newton moderator on Dec. 11, 2009 at 1:07 p.m.

 WORSHIP SATAN!
 WORSHIP SATAN!
giaon Dec. 11, 2009 at 1:36 p.m.
I offer COUNTER-EVIDENCE!
 
haseo_yashimoraon Dec. 11, 2009 at 1:52 p.m.
@Newten said:
"
 WORSHIP SATAN!
 WORSHIP SATAN!
"
lmfao
metalsnakezeroon Dec. 11, 2009 at 2:25 p.m.
@gia said:

" I offer COUNTER-EVIDENCE!
 

"
Pikapope, I choose you!
Nerxon Dec. 11, 2009 at 2:36 p.m.
Episode # 37 anyone?
ThePsychoGameron Dec. 11, 2009 at 2:49 p.m.
MICROWAVE THEM!!!
 
 
Kelleth moderator on Dec. 11, 2009 at 2:53 p.m.
@John_Martone: LoL you forgot about this Pikachu pic
crusader8463on Dec. 11, 2009 at 3:54 p.m.
@gia: I haven't actually broken out a pencil and paper to draw in about 5-7 years so i know this looks rather bad, but when i saw the Pika-Pope i knew i would have to have a comeback for the forces of evil, to be fair and all. So i see your Pika Pope and raise you one Pika-ritual Sacrifice! 

John_Martoneon Dec. 11, 2009 at 3:58 p.m.
@crusader8463: Well done! I'm forwarding this on to my friend who drew the pope-achu, in your honor.

I caught Pikachu! 
 
@Kelleth: That one is entirely new to me.
crusader8463on Dec. 11, 2009 at 4:02 p.m.
@John_Martone: Nice, i would add one i found years ago of a blood covered giant pikachu that had ripped misty in two and was eating her intestines while having sex with her detached lower half--IIRC--, but I'm sure it would be frowned upon. So i will resist, for now....
 
Here are a few more i found just doing a quick google search.

John_Martoneon Dec. 11, 2009 at 4:06 p.m.
@crusader8463: That's totally what spoiler tags are for!!!
crusader8463on Dec. 11, 2009 at 4:25 p.m.
@John_Martone said:

" @crusader8463: That's totally what spoiler tags are for!!! "

 Ok, quoting it in case i get in trouble i can say it was all your idea!  Also there wasn't as much raping as i remembered, it is mostly implied raping!

This pic is NSFW 
 
SPOILER WARNING: Click here to reveal hidden content.
Dethfishon Dec. 11, 2009 at 5:10 p.m.
Well great, now I'm terrified of Pikachu. Maybe we should be eating them.
 

Nerxon Dec. 11, 2009 at 5:42 p.m.



 

 
 Rape Face xD
 Rape Face xD
cfatalison Dec. 11, 2009 at 5:45 p.m.
@Nerx: you never see any of this craze in indo do you?, it happens
Nerxon Dec. 11, 2009 at 5:47 p.m.
@cfatalis said:
" @Nerx: you never see any of this craze in indo do you?, it happens "
heck , my Dad told me about it... then I saw the real thing it seemed cute
 
when the church gave an explanation on the other vid it makes me interested. Think about it supernatural powers , who wouldn't want those?
cfatalison Dec. 11, 2009 at 5:55 p.m.
@Nerx said:
" @cfatalis said:
" @Nerx: you never see any of this craze in indo do you?, it happens "
heck , my Dad told me about it... then I saw the real thing it seemed cute when the church gave an explanation on the other vid it makes me interested. Think about it supernatural powers , who wouldn't want those? "
DO WANT, i mean cmon, if i am a kid and told i could summon POKEMON right there and then by converting to satanism, i would convert on the spot

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