Vice TV: Getting Ready For Work in Under Five Minutes

    Japanese Comedian Attempts to Break the Five Minute Morning Record: Well, it is not a record per se, but waking up and getting out the door in under five minutes is a very popular topic for Japanese game shows. Here is Sekai no Nabeatsu showing us how he get's ready in under five minutes. But they still don't address my biggest issue about this, which is going to the bathroom. There is no man alive who can wake up and not use the bathroom. Regardless, some of his ideas are great, like the coffee latte drink he made; I got to try that. 
     Don't Call Solid Snake Lazy!: Because he isn't, and because he can easily sneak up on you when you are sleeping and slit your throat.  Here is the man himself singing K-On!'s ending theme, "Don't say lazy". I don't know why he would sing this song though, he probably doesn't even like K-On!... hopefully.   
 
     Cute 8-Bit Volcaloid Music Video: I'm not sure what the hell this thing is, but what i do know is that it is the cutest thing i've seen all day. This song is sung by superstar Luka, well her decapitated head singing the song.  
 
    Gundam Vs. Gundam, For Real: Here is a completely real Gundam vs. Gundam robot match; you can call it Gundam David vs. Gundam Goliath. Better than the second season of Gundam 00? Believe it!   
 
    Brand New Game Play Clip of Endless Frontier Exceed: Here is another quick peek at the new Endless Frontier game, showcasing a super long combo; seriously, this entire 1:38 clip is one combo, the enemy has no time to even attack back!  
 
    Dragon Ball Z X Bakemonogatari: Expect the unexpected, because I never expected to see a combination between Dragon Ball and Bakemonogatari. Regardless on how weird this is, it is actually well made, and full of Dragon Ball moe.  
 
    Moe + Death: Here is your first look at the moe mascots of pesticides packaging. This makes me both sad, and very happy; i guess it's doing it's job then. But seriously, cute dead rat is going to win next year's saimoe.    

  It's Always Good to End With Dancing: So true.