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  Anime Jesus is the New Master Asia: I wasn't expecting this when I woke up today; and by this I mean some kind of weird AMV featuring a Jesus lookalike to JAM Project. I have no idea what anime this comes from, but it has to be bad ass. Hell it might be the long lost Fist of the North Star series that never aired in Japan.  
 
  
  Only My Railgun Played With Miscellaneous Objects: This has to be the weirdest anime cover I have ever seen. The opening theme song for Toaru Kagaku no Railgun played by everyday objects like a couple of drinking straws and a beer bong. Regardless of the instruments, this song still songs great, and will probably still sound great no matter what is playing this song. 
    
  24 The Slot Machine: 24 is really popular in Japan for some unknown reason. There is no moe, no mecha, and no loli, I don't know how it can be popular. Either way, they made a cool slot machine out of it featuring some crazy animation that too doesn't feature any moe, mecha and loli.  
 
  
     YOU ARE THE BEST RPG OF ALL TIME: If you are like me you whine and cry every day because America doesn't have any good hentai games. Well, the wait is finally over, because Record of Agarest War is just that! The Final Fantasy killer has arrived. Check out the Amercian trailer. 
  
   
  Need More Giant Robots in Your Life? Watch This MAD Now: Here is an amazing MAD featuring those underappreciated super robots from the Brave series of mecha shows, which includes everyone's favorite series GaoGaiGar. This video makes me a very, very happy man. 
 
  
 Torture Chimpanzees With a Hair Dryer: This has to be the cutest video I've seen in a while. This is Pan-kun the chimpanzee and his dog James. Here they take a walk in the park and go shopping together as man and wife. If i ever saw a monkey walk a dog down the street I can tell you now I have no idea what I would do. Probably "squee" loudly, and then chase the monkey and demand it gave me hugs.   
 
  
  Giant Japanese Salamanders: Speaking of cute animals, here are some giant Japanese Salamanders. See, we here at Vice TV not only entertain, but educate. So next time you see a dam, break it down; a giant salamander will thank you later.  
 
    Random Video of the Week:
GodLen staff on Jan. 2, 2010 at 10:30 p.m.
Just FYI, the last video is really great. Still watching it because its loooooooong.
JJOR64on Jan. 3, 2010 at 12:46 a.m.
Every time I see a cartoon version of Jesus, I think of this video:
 
GrimReaper29045on Jan. 3, 2010 at 6:51 a.m.
This is the first time I've seen Mormon Jesus. My mind is blown.
ThePsychoGameron Jan. 3, 2010 at 8:44 a.m.
I'd like to mention that Argest War is being made by compile heart, the same company that made the atrocity Cross Edge, but i guess if we are using that as an indication, it will be challenging
 
As for anime jesus, we aready have the American jesus, , who apparently is Japanese, and anime...
 
 
 
John_Martoneon Jan. 3, 2010 at 9:51 a.m.
@GodLen said:
" Just FYI, the last video is really great. Still watching it because its loooooooong. "
I started at the bottom. Its still going on, but its very entertaining. I loved it when hispanic mario kept slapping that dude.
GodLen staff on Jan. 3, 2010 at 10:12 a.m.
@John_Martone: i like those ass hole girls. I want them to make fun of me too!
Slimon Jan. 3, 2010 at 10:45 a.m.
 
BloodRavyneon Jan. 3, 2010 at 1:41 p.m.
Oh how disappointed that guy will be in a couple years with his Wii. Mine is collecting dust with no games to play.
GrandMarshalon Jan. 3, 2010 at 4:39 p.m.
Why was agent smith in the slot machine animations?
Konandaon Jan. 4, 2010 at 10:45 a.m.

It's obvious the middle to later age Japanese ladies love the Kiefer and their salarymen husbands want to be like him. Also in the Japanese dub Jack sounds way to pumped and psychotic.

cfatalison Jan. 4, 2010 at 10:56 a.m.
@GodLen: onyl the japanesse, can make jesus look like cybuster

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