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Welcome back yet again, Vice-squad.
This week we’re rolling up our sleeves, furrowing our brows and searching for the mysterious identities of anime’s finest detectives...
Yusuke is a Spirit Detective. Sure, arguably he’s only a detective by title, and he solves cases the only way he knows how - - with his fists. But really, would using his smarts be any better?
I'd say he's like any classic noir hero. He's a rough kid from the wrong side of the tracks, he's approached by a beautiful woman who gets him into trouble, and he’s always got his trusty gun with him at all times (even If they are just his fingers). In many ways, Yusuke's your quintessential detective fiction gumshoe. In most other ways.... he’s a demon king with super powers.
A case can be made that Zenigata is, in fact, a terrible detective since he never seems to get his man. Still, his tireless efforts and admirable motivations earn him a spot on the list. In the annals of anime detecting, this guy’s one of the most lovable and memorable - - a pillar of cartoon police buffoonery!
His unending pursuit of Lupin aside, Zenigata does manage to do some good, solving some crimes, and putting a few nefarious baddies behind bars. In CAGLIOSTRO, he is instrumental in exposing an enormous counterfeiting ring; going against direct orders to do so, no less. He’s a man who lives by a code - - a true servant of justice and truth!
Basically, Zenigata is a good dude, and he does always manage to track down his man (even if he never actually catches him). He’s easily fooled, but tends to do the right thing in the end. He’s slavishly devoted, with a heart of gold and a determined face. That’s the kind of man I want on the case!
This is almost a cheat since SHERLOCK HOUND is obviously just an doggy version of Sherlock Holmes. He’s also got the extreme advantage of being directed by the big catbus himself, Hayao Miyazaki (on occasion, anyway).
Not every episode of this show is a winner, of course, and only six were directed by Miyazaki (those six are pretty damn perfect, though). There’s a Victorian-era steampunk element to the show that’s not overbearing, but actually quite charming. And yes, Hound himself is as adept at crime solving and detection as the original Mr.Holmes. In fact, he's so similar that the show was forced to halt production because of complaints from Conan Doyle’s estate.
More the point, Hound is is a perfect “all ages” anime lead. His show's perfect for kids, but never pandering or patronizing. It’s a mix of European and Japanese sensibilities, with nice, approachable designs that don’t feel creepy the way some anthro stuff can. This is a must-see for any fans of Miyazaki, Sherlock Holmes, or whimsy of any sort. Any of you guys into whimsy?
This is the anime detective series, a huge, huge franchise in Japan (and kind of a flop here, sadly). CASE CLOSED is also packed full of Sherlock Holmes references, but it really has more in common with MURDER SHE WROTE. Every week, there’s a new improbable mystery for Conan to stumble across, and every week, it’s solved by the end of 21 minutes.
Jimmy Kudo is a gifted teenage super-sleuth, trapped in the body of a child with super-human kicking powers named Conan… If you’re still reading then you’re willing to suspend your disbelief admirably and CASE CLOSED just might be your new favorite show. Conan/Jimmy have sleuthing abilities that border on the realm of super power. What's more, he has to keep his adult brain secret from his friends and colleagues, deal with annoying brats as best friends, and little girls trying to smooch him. He’s got a lot on his plate.
The fun of CASE CLOSED is partly in watching Conan/Jimmy solve the increasingly convoluted murder mysteries, and avoid giving away his secret. It’s a bit like how Ranma has to fight off enemies while keeping his gender-swapping secret. And much like Ranma, this eventually becomes too tiresome for the writers and it all comes out into the open. Either way, the ride is a fun one.
Jimmy's also got a scientist friend who looks an awful lot like Dr. Light from MEGAMAN. And just like Mega Man, this professor gives him all kinds of gadgets to aid his perilous exploits. Things like wrist-watch voice mimic technology, and kick-enhancing leg braces. Can't argue with anybody who uses such over-the-top, cartoony ideas to tackle some surprisingly grizzly murders.
Basically anime’s Batman, L is a monster of a detective with a mind that always seems a couple steps ahead of both the other characters and the viewer! In fact, he knows what you’re thinking right now and he’s not impressed.
L is the perfect foil for Light Yagami, and an interesting weirdo in his own right, as well. Much of the thrill of DEATH NOTE comes from the dramatic back and forth and one-ups-manship of these two characters. L is neurotic, suspicious, analytic paranoid, and even frustrating at times... but nothing gets past him.
L also stands in stark contrast to the rest of our TOP 5 detectives. Most of them are dapper, refined, even dashing. L is a mess with a sweet tooth. He slumps, shoeless, with bags under his eyes at all times. He is unconcerned with his appearance, or really much of anything beyond finding the truth. He is something of a psychopath, but he’s on the side of justice, at least (perhaps only by chance). He’s likable despite it all.
The viewer jumps back and forth between wanting L to succeed in solving the Kira mystery, and hoping Light gets away with it. I suppose you could think of L as the villain (in some sense). This kind of ambiguity is what makes L our number one anime detective!
There they are, folks, the sleuthing-est, brainy lot of detectives that anime has to offer! Feel free to weigh in on which of our grievous oversights offended you the most this week by leaving a comment in the section below. But don’t expect an apology.
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