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The Anime Vice Caption Contest!

We have a dilemma only YOU can resolve! We have a bunch of anime images, but no words to go with them! Can you come up with some clever captions?

Welcome to the Anime Vice Constant Caption Contest! You know, one of the advantages to having a huge Anime & Manga database is having zillions of images, so why not have a little fun captioning some of them? You may have seen this on the forums recently, where it's proven to be a lot of fun. Now we're bringing it to the front page to get more of you involved!

Here are the Rules

  • You can caption any or all of the images!
  • You can caption the same image more than once, but not in the same post!
  • You cannot double post! You must wait for someone else to post before you may post again! This makes it fair and stops spam.

The captions will be judged by the hosts of THE VICE PIT themselves; Tom Pinchuk and Sam Weller! The winners and their winning captions will be featured in the next Caption Contest post!

Week #4 Winners

"What? Sunflora is evolving!"
~ SamJaz
"Wow, your boobs are soft."
~ Acura_Max
Orihime's Mind, a Diabetic Nightmare.
~ Sonata

Caption Contest #5

So, are you up to the challenge? Just copy the images into the comment box below and fill in the captions!

"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"

Want to recommend some images for the contest? Go to my profile and send them to me in a PM and I'll check them out.

Have fun and good luck!

Daniel Newton is an Anime Vice moderator and occasional guest writer with a dangerous obsession with Wine Gums. Follow his personal and community Twitter feeds: @Daniel_Newton and @AnimeVicers

Daniel_Newton moderator on April 8, 2013 at 7:12 a.m.

Well done , , and for winning last week!

I'll get things rolling:

"I knew this &squot;Oculus Rift&squot; thing was over-hyped bullshit."
"I knew this 'Oculus Rift' thing was over-hyped bullshit."
"Don&squot;t mind me... I&squot;m just... checking your pulse."
"Don't mind me... I'm just... checking your pulse."
"Charizard, get up! Can&squot;t you see you&squot;re ruining Sam&squot;s childhood? This will scar him for life!"
"Charizard, get up! Can't you see you're ruining Sam's childhood? This will scar him for life!"
SamJazon April 8, 2013 at 7:41 a.m.
"Hey, this time machine sucks! I want my coupon back!"
"Hey, this time machine sucks! I want my coupon back!"
"Whoa, this is soft. Where did you get that sweater?"
"Whoa, this is soft. Where did you get that sweater?"
"Yes , I will bring you the grapes oh great one! Please just don&squot;t eat pikachu!"
"Yes , I will bring you the grapes oh great one! Please just don't eat pikachu!"
Acura_Max moderator on April 8, 2013 at 8:56 a.m.
"Let me guess, you saw the End of Evangelion"
"Let me guess, you saw the End of Evangelion"
"Time travel glasses are the NEW hipster shades."
"Time travel glasses are the NEW hipster shades."
"Chari please don&squot;t turn your back on me. You know I didn&squot;t mean to hurt you like that."
"Chari please don't turn your back on me. You know I didn't mean to hurt you like that."
anothergoodusernameon April 8, 2013 at 9:22 a.m.
"And these my friends are, Google Glasses 15."
"And these my friends are, Google Glasses 15."
Acura_Max moderator on April 8, 2013 at 9:27 a.m.
"Baby, come back. You can blame it all on me!"
"Baby, come back. You can blame it all on me!"
"Well, they did say that time was all about perspective."
"Well, they did say that time was all about perspective."
"Yup, I can confirm that these are in fact boobs."
"Yup, I can confirm that these are in fact boobs."
Mutant_Godon April 8, 2013 at 9:33 a.m.
"I&squot;m off to kill Hitler."
"I'm off to kill Hitler."
"I&squot;m thinking of getting a pair just like these."
"I'm thinking of getting a pair just like these."
"Oh why did I choose you I clearly had better choices."
"Oh why did I choose you I clearly had better choices."
Daniel_Newton moderator on April 8, 2013 at 9:35 a.m.
"This headset with built-in radio is cool and all, but the lens wipers are a little much."
"This headset with built-in radio is cool and all, but the lens wipers are a little much."
"MY HAND DID THAT BY ITSELF I SWEAR!"
"MY HAND DID THAT BY ITSELF I SWEAR!"
"Okay, yes Charizard, I DID sleep with Snorlax. But it didn&squot;t mean a thing! Snorlax is ALWAYS sleeping!"
"Okay, yes Charizard, I DID sleep with Snorlax. But it didn't mean a thing! Snorlax is ALWAYS sleeping!"
Acura_Max moderator on April 8, 2013 at 9:37 a.m.
"Charizard, I want to marry you....Will you choose me?"
"Charizard, I want to marry you....Will you choose me?"
"They say that every moment can be timeless. I respectfully disagree."
"They say that every moment can be timeless. I respectfully disagree."
"Private, I need you to grab my pleasure balloons. It&squot;s a matter of life and death" " YES, SIR"
"Private, I need you to grab my pleasure balloons. It's a matter of life and death" " YES, SIR"
CapeBarneson April 8, 2013 at 9:42 a.m.
"But you better promise me, I&squot;ll be BACK IN TIME!"
"But you better promise me, I'll be BACK IN TIME!"
Acura_Max moderator on April 8, 2013 at 9:59 a.m.
"They call me the Timeminator."
"They call me the Timeminator."
"Your fun zeppelins are awesome!"
"Your fun zeppelins are awesome!"
"He&squot;s mostly sleepy, but I want to love him!"
"He's mostly sleepy, but I want to love him!"
Username_Undefinedon April 8, 2013 at 10:26 a.m.
"LEEET&squot;S DO THE TIIIIIME WARP AGAAAIIIN!!!!"
"LEEET'S DO THE TIIIIIME WARP AGAAAIIIN!!!!"
"Let go or I&squot;ll castrate you with a rusty spoon." "......Worth it."
"Let go or I'll castrate you with a rusty spoon." "......Worth it."
"I demand milk and cookies! Get to it, plebian!"
"I demand milk and cookies! Get to it, plebian!"
Daniel_Newton moderator on April 8, 2013 at 10:30 a.m.

@Username_Undefined said:

LEEET'S DO THE TIIIIIME WARP AGAAAIIIN!!!!
LEEET'S DO THE TIIIIIME WARP AGAAAIIIN!!!!

DAMN IT I WAS GOING TO POST THAT!

damswedonon April 8, 2013 at 10:48 a.m.
"Staying in the same place, just staying out the time."
"Staying in the same place, just staying out the time."
"Will you stop molesting me if I let you drink from my Holy Grail?"
"Will you stop molesting me if I let you drink from my Holy Grail?"
"Hark!" the herald angel did sing.
"Hark!" the herald angel did sing.
waybig1010101on April 8, 2013 at 11:52 a.m.
"What time is it?"
"What time is it?"
*boob palm*
*boob palm*
jj_jacksonon April 8, 2013 at 12:41 p.m.
" &squot;Aint nobody got time for that!?&squot; hmph we will see about that!!!"
" 'Aint nobody got time for that!?' hmph we will see about that!!!"
"Gentle fist style 364 palms, next let me show you the striking shadow snake."
"Gentle fist style 364 palms, next let me show you the striking shadow snake."
^ The correct way to teach your gf about Naruto.
"Please don&squot;t be cocky and try to win Charizard, if you don&squot;t we have to go to the next league and start all ov.." "Yea yea bitch I got this."
"Please don't be cocky and try to win Charizard, if you don't we have to go to the next league and start all ov.." "Yea yea bitch I got this."
Kino88on April 8, 2013 at 1:34 p.m.
"EYE, HAVE, YOU."
"EYE, HAVE, YOU."
"I think I just hit puberty......."
"I think I just hit puberty......."
"Dammit Charizard..... this is why I can never have a girlfriend, YOU EAT THEM ALL!!!"
"Dammit Charizard..... this is why I can never have a girlfriend, YOU EAT THEM ALL!!!"
Bigheart711on April 8, 2013 at 10:37 p.m.
"YES! The time machine&squot;s complete! Now if only I can figure out where I am..."
"YES! The time machine's complete! Now if only I can figure out where I am..."
"I know this is embarrassing, but it&squot;s the only way to feel into my soul, Tsubaki."
"I know this is embarrassing, but it's the only way to feel into my soul, Tsubaki."
"PLEASE stop trying to eat all my food, Charizard! That&squot;s my only stash!"
"PLEASE stop trying to eat all my food, Charizard! That's my only stash!"
phantasm79on April 9, 2013 at 9:28 a.m.
"These are huge! I see back pain in your future."
"These are huge! I see back pain in your future."
Daniel_Newton moderator on April 9, 2013 at 11:28 a.m.
"If you&squot;re interested in time travel, meet me last Tuesday."
"If you're interested in time travel, meet me last Tuesday."
"Hmm... natural... E-cup... about 2 bags of sugar... aaaaand no bra." "Impressive."
"Hmm... natural... E-cup... about 2 bags of sugar... aaaaand no bra." "Impressive."
"Fight your own battles, puny human."
"Fight your own battles, puny human."
takashichea moderator on April 9, 2013 at 6:41 p.m.

I always skip the front page news of Anime Vice to work on the wiki pages since I'm a wiki addict. I should change my habits. I almost missed this article.

"Your argument is irrelevant because I&squot;m from the future."
"Your argument is irrelevant because I'm from the future."
"Oh my gosh, you have no eyes!"
"Oh my gosh, you have no eyes!"
"I thought we had something SPECIAAAAL!"
"I thought we had something SPECIAAAAL!"

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