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One Piece: Which Pirate Are You? Everyone at one time in their lives have wanted to be a pirate, check out the most comprehensive One Piece personality quiz on the internets, and figure out what type of pirate blood you have in you.
Naruto: Which Ninja am I? Ninja’s are the new angels of this era. Naruto ninja’s are not really ninjas as we know them, but they are sweet nevertheless. Take it just to make sure your personality is not like Sasuke’s.
So go on and take the quiz, and repost the answers back here! Make me proud.
Take the One Piece: Which Pirate Are You?
Your Results:
You are God, congratulations. Turn off your computer and go to sleep, you've done enough today.
So you like to poison your own crew members, and attack floating restaurants at sea; big man on campus. Though on the plus side you do have awesome golden armor and a fleet of battle ships.
You are perhaps the only one in the One Piece franchise that actually looks like a pirate; so celebrate the fact that you are of 100% of true pirate blood. Nothing will stand in the way of your dream, no matter how crooked it might be.
Congrats! You are the love love cook! Best damn cook on any pirate ship. Like any real man, you do the fighting with your legs only. Oh grow up.
Take the Naruto: Which Ninja Am I?
Your Results:
Classic, and yet still confusing. No one to this day knows exactly why you dress as a girl and flirt with little ninja boys, but you were cool. In before long series was long.
Sure, you might be second fiddle to Itachi, and no one screams out your name when the two of you show up... but you're second fiddle to "Itachi." That's gotta count for something.
Poor Hinata. You usually get the short end of the stick, but we respect that you were all about Naruto when everyone else was manhandling Sasuke.
You're not happy because you eat, you eat because you are happy. Life is good.
Take the Naruto: Which Ninja Am I?
Your Results:
Congratulations. You prove that being lazy and being brainy are not polar opposites.
So what if you are an amazingly powerful ninja, doesn't stop you from pursuing your real goal... Writing dirty novels and spying on women...
Don't play with matches, and please avoid fireworks.
Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery. You're not even an Uchiha by blood, yet you make it look so cool.
Take the One Piece: Which Pirate Are You?
Your Results:
Admiral Kizaru sir! You are that old man porn star that everyone likes and everyone wants to be. Not only do you have sweet ass glasses, but you are made of light itself. I can see why everyone wants to be you.
Remember Tashigi? Probably not. You are very forgettable, and have a problem loosing your glasses. Though you are good with a sword, not great, just good. You are a normal girl, get used to it
You are a really cold guy. No seriously, you are made out of ice and can control it at your will. You also ride your bike on the ocean. Continue being awesome!
Worry not, you are the cutest anime character the world has ever seen. Half human, half reindeer, you are what rainbows are made out of. You do not want to be a pirate, you are a doctor. You should feel bad about filling out this quiz, you could of spent this time helping someone who needed your help!
Take the What '90s Hentai Suits You Best?
Your Results:
A classic fantasy...but with sex. More serious than its same-list ounterpart Dragon Pink, however.
A clan of ninjas with some very special powers must block a horny race of demons from entering the human world.
A complex web of demons and humans fight for control over the human and demon worlds.
A fantasy sex romp about slave girl Pink putting on the cursed Panties of Torajima and literally becoming a sex kitten. Pink and her master, Santa the swordsman, must fight their way through the forest of Tajif with elfin sorcerer Pierce and Bobo the barbarian.
Take the One Piece: Which Pirate Are You?
Your Results:
YOU ARE THE KING OF PIRATES! GAME OVER MAN!
Skeleton Rockstar Afro Howard Stern = YOU!
You might run away from battles, and constantly lie your ass off, but you are a true man. What makes you stand aside from all others is that in desperate times you can throw your cowardice aside and do what needs to be done; like dressing up like a super hero and smashing your enemies with a giant hammer.
You are like Indiana Jones, but sexier. Your ability to make your body parts “bloom” from everywhere is useful, but for a smart lady you don’t know how to use your power correctly. Work on it and you will become the most powerful pirate to wear a cowboy hat.
Take the One Piece: Which Pirate Are You?
Your Results:
You are WINNER. Not only are you the King of the Pirates, but you have a fine mustache to boot. Your life was sacrificed for the greater good of the pirating world, and for that you deserve hugs.
Admiral Kizaru sir! You are that old man porn star that everyone likes and everyone wants to be. Not only do you have sweet ass glasses, but you are made of light itself. I can see why everyone wants to be you.
Flame on! You might be dead in a couple of volumes, but you will always live on in our hearts with your fire power and cowboy hat. Though, learn how to spell "Ace" before you get it tattooed on your arm.
The title of the world's greatest swordsman belongs to you Hawkeye! You're ship is a coffin, your giant sword is in the shape of a cross--you are every boy's hero.
Okay, so who is Gold Roger? ^+^
Take the Naruto: Which Ninja Am I?
Your Results:
Poor Hinata. You usually get the short end of the stick, but we respect that you were all about Naruto when everyone else was manhandling Sasuke.
You're not happy because you eat, you eat because you are happy. Life is good.
Classic, and yet still confusing. No one to this day knows exactly why you dress as a girl and flirt with little ninja boys, but you were cool. In before long series was long.
So what if you were born into servitude, you've made something of yourself. Though, that chip on your shoulder almost made you homicidal... almost
Yay Hinata! In before Sasuke was a douche.
Take the One Piece: Which Pirate Are You?
Your Results:
You're one of those guys who's friends with everyone--who buys everyone drinks--who stands up for the weak--who helps little kids from being eaten by giant sea monsters. You are Mr. Rogers in pirate form!
Congratulations, you are the man closest to One Piece, while also being the strongest pirate in the world. If that wasn't enough, you also possess the world's greatest mustache in existence. Pat yourself on the back, you earned it.
Congrats! You are the love love cook! Best damn cook on any pirate ship. Like any real man, you do the fighting with your legs only. Oh grow up.
You are WINNER. Not only are you the King of the Pirates, but you have a fine mustache to boot. Your life was sacrificed for the greater good of the pirating world, and for that you deserve hugs.
Take the Naruto: Which Ninja Am I?
Your Results:
Like a real man, your inner demon is alcohol, not some tailed monster. Except, unlike most men, alcohol turns you into a fighting machine. Go you!
Congratulations. You prove that being lazy and being brainy are not polar opposites.
Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery. You're not even an Uchiha by blood, yet you make it look so cool.
Pretty soon anyone will be allowed to create and share their own quizzes. Once we are done testing the quiz building form we'll open it up to everyone.
100%: 30-Year-Old Otaku Fanboy Loser
Really? You've spent half your life on this?
69% Hard-Up Dateless Loser Fanboy
You should quit playing eroge and maybe see if there are females IRL. (rumors say that there are)
42% Gundam
Gundam is always the answer.
39% Angsty, indecisive heroes.
Is there any other kind?
17% Capable, but distant (and often absent) role-models
Sure, sensei/jii-san/obaa-san/niisan/neesan/sempai could kick this guy's ass, but they're not appearing in this week's ep. D'oh!
13% Golgo 13
Even if you never seen it, once you've seen it, you know this is what James Bond aspires to.
9% Harem
Ken Akamatsu isn't a manga-ka, he's a prophet.
7% Fist of the North Star
Even if you never seen it, once you've seen it, you realize you've always known it.
3% Mahou Shoujo
You can front all you like, but you know you love it.
2% Groucho Marx
... but maybe that's just me.
& 1% MSG
It makes everything taste better.
Take the Naruto: Which Ninja Am I?
Your Results:
You're the cool kid everyone likes, but they don't really understand. If the Fonz could use ninjitsu, maybe you'd have a real friend.
Oh, right, well there has to be one of you in the group. Like, I think you redefine the idea of being Emo. Why don't you like, give yourself a silly name and mutilate your body. Oh wait, done.
Classic, and yet still confusing. No one to this day knows exactly why you dress as a girl and flirt with little ninja boys, but you were cool. In before long series was long.
I don't know how to tell this to you, but this whole "young boy" fetish is creeping us out.
Damn the quiz is good.
Also, I saw an "edit quiz" button on the pages for the quizzes you guys posted, is that just for you staff or will us mods be able to edit quizzes too? Or was it just a bug and the button is only supposed to show up on your own quizzes? Just wondering.
Take the One Piece: Which Pirate Are You?
Your Results:
So what if you pick your nose and flick exploding boogers at people, at least you're better than Sasuke. And please be more active in the pirating world.
You're one of those guys who's friends with everyone--who buys everyone drinks--who stands up for the weak--who helps little kids from being eaten by giant sea monsters. You are Mr. Rogers in pirate form!
Congrats! You are the love love cook! Best damn cook on any pirate ship. Like any real man, you do the fighting with your legs only. Oh grow up.
You are WINNER. Not only are you the King of the Pirates, but you have a fine mustache to boot. Your life was sacrificed for the greater good of the pirating world, and for that you deserve hugs.
Take the Naruto: Which Ninja Am I?
Your Results:
Like Uncle Ben to Peter Parker, you taught us a wonderful lesson about love and life. Unlike Uncle Ben, you're an amazing ninja.
Congratulations. You prove that being lazy and being brainy are not polar opposites.
Who says women can't be powerful role models? Not only are you a wonderful leader, but rumor has it you could bench press a mountain.
Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery. You're not even an Uchiha by blood, yet you make it look so cool.
Take the One Piece: Which Pirate Are You?
Your Results:
You're one of those guys who's friends with everyone--who buys everyone drinks--who stands up for the weak--who helps little kids from being eaten by giant sea monsters. You are Mr. Rogers in pirate form!
Flame on! You might be dead in a couple of volumes, but you will always live on in our hearts with your fire power and cowboy hat. Though, learn how to spell "Ace" before you get it tattooed on your arm.
You might be a pirate, but you are the gosh darn nicest one I've ever seen; even if you do look like a bear. It is ok to put down that bible and let loose every once in a while. Go on, punch a puppy for me.
A man who fights with three swords is a man I don't want to mess with, and that's you! You now hold the title of being the Chuck Norris of the pirating world.