Shounen Sitcoms and Other Anime TV I Want

 Folks, there is a reason why I am a blogger here, and am not developing TV shows for major networks. And the reason...is that I have never tried to get any work developing TV shows for major networks, actually, but the reason I've never tried is because I doubt anyone would put me in charge of anything like that.

Because this is the kind of stuff I'd come up with.

SHINIGAMIS - Yes, it would have that terrible pluralization, and it would also use the font from Friends. The basic idea is that you'd have this apartment building, and each apartment housed two or three of the hilarious match-ups from Bleach: Ichigo and Renji live in one apartment, while Rukia and Orihime live in another right across the way, and Ichigo and Renji both compete for the affections of Rukia, to hilarious effect! Their neighbors include Aizen, who has a penchant for meddling in their love lives! The episode where Kenpachi tries to hide Yachiru from an amusingly obsessive Child Protective Services agent will be comedy gold.
 

SURVIVAL: NARUTO - In the first episode of this reality series, a group of 12-year-old martial artists are enrolled in a ninja school. As the season continues they spend less and less time in school and more and more time out taking part in challenges against one another, trying to earn immunity from the producer, who will be referred to as the Hokage. In episode six, a major twist will be introduced: the kids will be informed that all of their parents are dead, and the series will shift to a giant emo-fest.
 

TRUE VAMPIRE KNIGHT BLOOD - HBO's latest sizzling soap opera-- with vampires! Love triangles, familial battles, mysterious classmates and amnesiacs...actually it'll be exactly like the Vampire Knight manga, but live-action. Huh. 
   

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