I have the honor of introducing you all to Anime Vice’s newest personality quiz, “So You Want To Get Lucky With an Anime Chick?”; the quiz that will make all of your wildest anime fantasies come true; well at least all your wildest quiz fantasies.
Like most otaku alive today, I bet you’ve always wanted to take an anime chick out on a date (amongst other things), but never could really decide on who exactly to take out. Well, we at Anime Vice are here to help you make that decision. All you have to do is take the quiz, and your character will be all yours forever; though we are still working out the kinks in the 2D to 3D transducer machine; so continue humping your anime body pillow until it is finished.
Post your results in the comments below!
Take the So You Want To Get Lucky With an Anime Chick?
Your Results:
Finally, a girl that likes porn as much as you do! Be wary, she might pull out her sword during sex and start playing it like a banjo.
Teletha Tessa Testarossa, extremely intelligent, clumsy, super cute, and captain of a submarine. You really struck it home with this fine catch.
You must love it ruff, because you got the half scorpion lady Adiane. I’m sorry to say you will probably not make it home tonight, but what a night it will be!
Lina Inverse, the number one “Bandit Killer” is now your night’s entertainment; perfect for those of you who like to LARP in the bedroom.
Take the So You Want To Get Lucky With an Anime Chick?
Your Results:
You must love it ruff, because you got the half scorpion lady Adiane. I’m sorry to say you will probably not make it home tonight, but what a night it will be!
Finally, a girl that likes porn as much as you do! Be wary, she might pull out her sword during sex and start playing it like a banjo.
Dat ass...
Teletha Tessa Testarossa, extremely intelligent, clumsy, super cute, and captain of a submarine. You really struck it home with this fine catch.
Take the So You Want To Get Lucky With an Anime Chick?
Your Results:
Teletha Tessa Testarossa, extremely intelligent, clumsy, super cute, and captain of a submarine. You really struck it home with this fine catch.
Guu might look like a cute girl, but she really is the worst possible outcome you can get. For one she eats people, which then go on living in her stomach in some kind of Super Mario-type world! Tonight might be great, but tomorrow will be hell.
Even if you enjoy having phone sex, you won’t even be getting that out of Meru. You will be having texting sex, the worst of the worst. Boy are your thumbs going to be tired tomorrow.
You must love it ruff, because you got the half scorpion lady Adiane. I’m sorry to say you will probably not make it home tonight, but what a night it will be!
Take the So You Want To Get Lucky With an Anime Chick?
Your Results:
Dat ass...
Teletha Tessa Testarossa, extremely intelligent, clumsy, super cute, and captain of a submarine. You really struck it home with this fine catch.
Yatta! You will be having a night of violence and romance with anime’s number one bad girl Revy. A word to the wise, wear body armor tonight.
You have just angered millions of people in the world by nailing every otaku’s sweetheart Konata.
Take the So You Want To Get Lucky With an Anime Chick?
Your Results:
Dat ass...
It’s not everyday that you get to sleep with the ruler of Kei. She carries around a sword, and her boyfriend is a rat, and she has blood red hair--but don’t worry, she is an average girl like anyone else.
Lina Inverse, the number one “Bandit Killer” is now your night’s entertainment; perfect for those of you who like to LARP in the bedroom.
Guu might look like a cute girl, but she really is the worst possible outcome you can get. For one she eats people, which then go on living in her stomach in some kind of Super Mario-type world! Tonight might be great, but tomorrow will be hell.
Actually, this broke my heart:
Take the So You Want To Get Lucky With an Anime Chick?
Your Results:
You must love it ruff, because you got the half scorpion lady Adiane. I’m sorry to say you will probably not make it home tonight, but what a night it will be!
Deculture! You are going to get lucky with a giant! On the plus side she no longer cares about your penis size.
Teletha Tessa Testarossa, extremely intelligent, clumsy, super cute, and captain of a submarine. You really struck it home with this fine catch.
Her heart might be made out of metal, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you. Be happy, she usually doesn’t sleep with men in the first place.
MOTOKO!!!! :'(
Take the So You Want To Get Lucky With an Anime Chick?
Your Results:
Teletha Tessa Testarossa, extremely intelligent, clumsy, super cute, and captain of a submarine. You really struck it home with this fine catch.
Dat ass...
You have just angered millions of people in the world by nailing every otaku’s sweetheart Konata.
You must love it ruff, because you got the half scorpion lady Adiane. I’m sorry to say you will probably not make it home tonight, but what a night it will be!
Take the So You Want To Get Lucky With an Anime Chick?
Your Results:
Lina Inverse, the number one “Bandit Killer” is now your night’s entertainment; perfect for those of you who like to LARP in the bedroom.
It’s not everyday that you get to sleep with the ruler of Kei. She carries around a sword, and her boyfriend is a rat, and she has blood red hair--but don’t worry, she is an average girl like anyone else.
Dat ass...
Having sex with god? How sacrilegious!
Take the So You Want To Get Lucky With an Anime Chick?
Your Results:
If a normal girl is what you want, then a normal girl is what you are going to get. Osaka might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but she definitely does have her moments of brilliance. Please be gentle.
Why don't you have a seat over there...
Lina Inverse, the number one “Bandit Killer” is now your night’s entertainment; perfect for those of you who like to LARP in the bedroom.
Finally, a girl that likes porn as much as you do! Be wary, she might pull out her sword during sex and start playing it like a banjo.
heh, I can live with these results ^_^
Take the So You Want To Get Lucky With an Anime Chick?
Your Results:
Tenten is a ten for those of you who dig martial arts chicks. A word of warning though, she might have a strap on hidden in one of her many scrolls, and I do believe she would use it.
Having sex with god? How sacrilegious!
If a normal girl is what you want, then a normal girl is what you are going to get. Osaka might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but she definitely does have her moments of brilliance. Please be gentle.
Finally, a girl that likes porn as much as you do! Be wary, she might pull out her sword during sex and start playing it like a banjo.
Take the So You Want To Get Lucky With an Anime Chick?
Your Results:
Dat ass...
I’m not sure if Haman Karn would screw anyone who is from Earth, but as the leader of Axis Zeon, I’m sure she will get a kick out of your Gundam model collection. Just don’t mention Char.
Having sex with god? How sacrilegious!
Tenten is a ten for those of you who dig martial arts chicks. A word of warning though, she might have a strap on hidden in one of her many scrolls, and I do believe she would use it.
Take the So You Want To Get Lucky With an Anime Chick?
Your Results:
You don't mind the occasional tease, since that grin she puts on is worth more to you than the jewels she likes to use so much. Coupled with a killer set of legs and twintails, a lot of guys would kill you to have a partner like her.
I’m not sure if Haman Karn would screw anyone who is from Earth, but as the leader of Axis Zeon, I’m sure she will get a kick out of your Gundam model collection. Just don’t mention Char.
Dat ass...
If a normal girl is what you want, then a normal girl is what you are going to get. Osaka might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but she definitely does have her moments of brilliance. Please be gentle.
Take the So You Want To Get Lucky With an Anime Chick?
Your Results:
Her heart might be made out of metal, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you. Be happy, she usually doesn’t sleep with men in the first place.
You must love it ruff, because you got the half scorpion lady Adiane. I’m sorry to say you will probably not make it home tonight, but what a night it will be!
Finally, a girl that likes porn as much as you do! Be wary, she might pull out her sword during sex and start playing it like a banjo.
Guu might look like a cute girl, but she really is the worst possible outcome you can get. For one she eats people, which then go on living in her stomach in some kind of Super Mario-type world! Tonight might be great, but tomorrow will be hell.
Take the So You Want To Get Lucky With an Anime Chick?
Your Results:
You have just angered millions of people in the world by nailing every otaku’s sweetheart Konata.
If a normal girl is what you want, then a normal girl is what you are going to get. Osaka might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but she definitely does have her moments of brilliance. Please be gentle.
Lina Inverse, the number one “Bandit Killer” is now your night’s entertainment; perfect for those of you who like to LARP in the bedroom.
Even if you enjoy having phone sex, you won’t even be getting that out of Meru. You will be having texting sex, the worst of the worst. Boy are your thumbs going to be tired tomorrow.
Take the So You Want To Get Lucky With an Anime Chick?
Your Results:
Deculture! You are going to get lucky with a giant! On the plus side she no longer cares about your penis size.
Lina Inverse, the number one “Bandit Killer” is now your night’s entertainment; perfect for those of you who like to LARP in the bedroom.
You must love it ruff, because you got the half scorpion lady Adiane. I’m sorry to say you will probably not make it home tonight, but what a night it will be!
It’s not everyday that you get to sleep with the ruler of Kei. She carries around a sword, and her boyfriend is a rat, and she has blood red hair--but don’t worry, she is an average girl like anyone else.