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Play the Anime Vice Dating Sim

Go ahead-- try to get 'em all!

Our quiz system isn't so elaborate that I can make a "real" dating sim where your actions actually take you on a different path. So what I've done here is create what is essentially another "which anime girl should you date" kind of quiz, but styled as a dating sim. You get to go through a normal day at school with seven lovely young anime ladies, and the day after, one of them will confess her love to you.
 
Now here's the trick: I am challenging you, my Vice Squad, to take the quiz at least seven times-- and find your way to each and every girl's heart. It may not be as long as a real dating sim, but getting through to each girl may not be as easy as you think (provided that you take it 'for real' instead of just varying your answers systematically). Go ahead, give it a shot! And good luck!...
 

Play the The Anime Vice Dating Sim

Your Results:

Holo 100%
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Holo. Naked. Woohoo!
Yuki Nagato
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yuki Nagato. She's sitting there reading a book, and you have to tap her shoulder before she actually decides to notice that you're there. Standing, she explains to you that she is an alien robot sent to earth to study humankind. She needs to learn about human dating so as to complete her mission. Will you be of assistance?
61.3%
Louise de la Valliere
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Louise! She blushes and stammers until you unintentionally let loose a chuckle. She gets angry and you start arguing, and finally she yells, "it's not like I WANT to like you this much, you-- you-- you idiot!" Realizing what she just said, she turns beet red. You're stunned for a moment before softening. You get down on one knee and ask: "Louise, will you go out with me?"
47.5%
Jun Watarase
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Jun Watarase, your childhood best friend. Jun has clearly practiced this: "w-will you please go out with me?" You're not quite sure what to say. I mean, you like Jun and all, but...he's just not your type.
33.8%
GodLen staff on Oct. 5, 2009 at 7:26 p.m.
@ThePsychoGamer: as the answer states, you won't get your girlfriend until tomorrow!
Black_Roseon Oct. 5, 2009 at 7:56 p.m.

Take the The Anime Vice Dating Sim

Your Results:

Mio Akiyama100%
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Mio, along with the rest of the light music club! Before you know it they're jamming and Mio is singing. You enjoy the performance, and when Mio asks you what you thought of the song, you tell her it was awesome. "So...what do you say, then?" she asks, blushing deeply. That's when you realize that the song was an attempt to ask you out. Better hope she doesn't realize you missed it.
Ranka Lee
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Ranka! You sit next to her for a bit and talk about your dreams. She tells you she wants to be an idol singer and you tell her you think that's the greatest thing you've ever heard and you'll support her all the way. She blushes and asks if you really mean that-- and of course you do. You casually slip your arm around her waist and she doesn't brush you off. Victory!
81.7%
Yoko Littner
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yoko! She looks a little nervous and hems and haws, before eventually stopping for a breath. Then she spits it out: she asks you out on a date! You're a little surprised, but you happily accept and you two make a date to see an action flick.
63.3%
Louise de la Valliere
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Louise! She blushes and stammers until you unintentionally let loose a chuckle. She gets angry and you start arguing, and finally she yells, "it's not like I WANT to like you this much, you-- you-- you idiot!" Realizing what she just said, she turns beet red. You're stunned for a moment before softening. You get down on one knee and ask: "Louise, will you go out with me?"
61.7%
Sonata moderator on Oct. 5, 2009 at 8:49 p.m.

Take the The Anime Vice Dating Sim

Your Results:

Mio Akiyama100%
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Mio, along with the rest of the light music club! Before you know it they're jamming and Mio is singing. You enjoy the performance, and when Mio asks you what you thought of the song, you tell her it was awesome. "So...what do you say, then?" she asks, blushing deeply. That's when you realize that the song was an attempt to ask you out. Better hope she doesn't realize you missed it.
Yoko Littner
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yoko! She looks a little nervous and hems and haws, before eventually stopping for a breath. Then she spits it out: she asks you out on a date! You're a little surprised, but you happily accept and you two make a date to see an action flick.
81.7%
Jun Watarase
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Jun Watarase, your childhood best friend. Jun has clearly practiced this: "w-will you please go out with me?" You're not quite sure what to say. I mean, you like Jun and all, but...he's just not your type.
63.3%
Ranka Lee
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Ranka! You sit next to her for a bit and talk about your dreams. She tells you she wants to be an idol singer and you tell her you think that's the greatest thing you've ever heard and you'll support her all the way. She blushes and asks if you really mean that-- and of course you do. You casually slip your arm around her waist and she doesn't brush you off. Victory!
45%
GrandMarshalon Oct. 7, 2009 at 8:34 a.m.

You match well with...


100%
Mio Akiyama
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Mio, along with the rest of the light music club! Before you know it they're jamming and Mio is singing. You enjoy the performance, and when Mio asks you what you thought of the song, you tell her it was awesome. "So...what do you say, then?" she asks, blushing deeply. That's when you realize that the song was an attempt to ask you out. Better hope she doesn't realize you missed it.
Louise de la Valliere
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Louise! She blushes and stammers until you unintentionally let loose a chuckle. She gets angry and you start arguing, and finally she yells, "it's not like I WANT to like you this much, you-- you-- you idiot!" Realizing what she just said, she turns beet red. You're stunned for a moment before softening. You get down on one knee and ask: "Louise, will you go out with me?"
98.3%
Yoko Littner
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yoko! She looks a little nervous and hems and haws, before eventually stopping for a breath. Then she spits it out: she asks you out on a date! You're a little surprised, but you happily accept and you two make a date to see an action flick.
80%
Yuki Nagato
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yuki Nagato. She's sitting there reading a book, and you have to tap her shoulder before she actually decides to notice that you're there. Standing, she explains to you that she is an alien robot sent to earth to study humankind. She needs to learn about human dating so as to complete her mission. Will you be of assistance?
78.3%
   
JackSukeruon Oct. 10, 2009 at 2:16 p.m.
I am so disappointed with this! When I read AnimeVice dating sim I was expecting an epic highschool drama Starring Gia, GodLen and John, where you battled demons and filled in wiki edits in between your homework on your quest to win the heart(s) of the staff.
sinxismon Oct. 11, 2009 at 2:03 p.m.

You match well with...


100%
Louise de la Valliere
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Louise! She blushes and stammers until you unintentionally let loose a chuckle. She gets angry and you start arguing, and finally she yells, "it's not like I WANT to like you this much, you-- you-- you idiot!" Realizing what she just said, she turns beet red. You're stunned for a moment before softening. You get down on one knee and ask: "Louise, will you go out with me?"
Yuki Nagato
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yuki Nagato. She's sitting there reading a book, and you have to tap her shoulder before she actually decides to notice that you're there. Standing, she explains to you that she is an alien robot sent to earth to study humankind. She needs to learn about human dating so as to complete her mission. Will you be of assistance?
84.3%
Mio Akiyama
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Mio, along with the rest of the light music club! Before you know it they're jamming and Mio is singing. You enjoy the performance, and when Mio asks you what you thought of the song, you tell her it was awesome. "So...what do you say, then?" she asks, blushing deeply. That's when you realize that the song was an attempt to ask you out. Better hope she doesn't realize you missed it.
68.6%
Yoko Littner
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yoko! She looks a little nervous and hems and haws, before eventually stopping for a breath. Then she spits it out: she asks you out on a date! You're a little surprised, but you happily accept and you two make a date to see an action flick.
52.9%

 

Kelleth moderator on Oct. 11, 2009 at 2:10 p.m.

Take the The Anime Vice Dating Sim

Your Results:

Mio Akiyama100%
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Mio, along with the rest of the light music club! Before you know it they're jamming and Mio is singing. You enjoy the performance, and when Mio asks you what you thought of the song, you tell her it was awesome. "So...what do you say, then?" she asks, blushing deeply. That's when you realize that the song was an attempt to ask you out. Better hope she doesn't realize you missed it.
Yoko Littner
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yoko! She looks a little nervous and hems and haws, before eventually stopping for a breath. Then she spits it out: she asks you out on a date! You're a little surprised, but you happily accept and you two make a date to see an action flick.
70%
Holo
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Holo. Naked. Woohoo!
68.6%
Ranka Lee
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Ranka! You sit next to her for a bit and talk about your dreams. She tells you she wants to be an idol singer and you tell her you think that's the greatest thing you've ever heard and you'll support her all the way. She blushes and asks if you really mean that-- and of course you do. You casually slip your arm around her waist and she doesn't brush you off. Victory!
67.1%
lordhaseoon Oct. 21, 2009 at 12:34 p.m.

ok so how ya play? im lost!
HystericDollson July 10, 2010 at 4:35 p.m.
DAMNIT.
 

Take the The Anime Vice Dating Sim

Your Results:

Louise de la Valliere16.7%
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Louise! She blushes and stammers until you unintentionally let loose a chuckle. She gets angry and you start arguing, and finally she yells, "it's not like I WANT to like you this much, you-- you-- you idiot!" Realizing what she just said, she turns beet red. You're stunned for a moment before softening. You get down on one knee and ask: "Louise, will you go out with me?"
Holo
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Holo. Naked. Woohoo!
33.3%
Jun Watarase
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Jun Watarase, your childhood best friend. Jun has clearly practiced this: "w-will you please go out with me?" You're not quite sure what to say. I mean, you like Jun and all, but...he's just not your type.
50%
Yoko Littner
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yoko! She looks a little nervous and hems and haws, before eventually stopping for a breath. Then she spits it out: she asks you out on a date! You're a little surprised, but you happily accept and you two make a date to see an action flick.
63.3%
godeateron July 11, 2010 at 12:52 p.m.

Take the The Anime Vice Dating Sim

Your Results:

Mio Akiyama100%
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Mio, along with the rest of the light music club! Before you know it they're jamming and Mio is singing. You enjoy the performance, and when Mio asks you what you thought of the song, you tell her it was awesome. "So...what do you say, then?" she asks, blushing deeply. That's when you realize that the song was an attempt to ask you out. Better hope she doesn't realize you missed it.
Yoko Littner
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yoko! She looks a little nervous and hems and haws, before eventually stopping for a breath. Then she spits it out: she asks you out on a date! You're a little surprised, but you happily accept and you two make a date to see an action flick.
48.8%
Louise de la Valliere
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Louise! She blushes and stammers until you unintentionally let loose a chuckle. She gets angry and you start arguing, and finally she yells, "it's not like I WANT to like you this much, you-- you-- you idiot!" Realizing what she just said, she turns beet red. You're stunned for a moment before softening. You get down on one knee and ask: "Louise, will you go out with me?"
47.5%
Yuki Nagato
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yuki Nagato. She's sitting there reading a book, and you have to tap her shoulder before she actually decides to notice that you're there. Standing, she explains to you that she is an alien robot sent to earth to study humankind. She needs to learn about human dating so as to complete her mission. Will you be of assistance?
46.3%
vergiliuson Dec. 6, 2010 at 12:13 a.m.
 

Take the The Anime Vice Dating Sim

Your Results:

Yoko Littner100%
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yoko! She looks a little nervous and hems and haws, before eventually stopping for a breath. Then she spits it out: she asks you out on a date! You're a little surprised, but you happily accept and you two make a date to see an action flick.
Holo
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Holo. Naked. Woohoo!
98%
Jun Watarase
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Jun Watarase, your childhood best friend. Jun has clearly practiced this: "w-will you please go out with me?" You're not quite sure what to say. I mean, you like Jun and all, but...he's just not your type.
76%
Mio Akiyama
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Mio, along with the rest of the light music club! Before you know it they're jamming and Mio is singing. You enjoy the performance, and when Mio asks you what you thought of the song, you tell her it was awesome. "So...what do you say, then?" she asks, blushing deeply. That's when you realize that the song was an attempt to ask you out. Better hope she doesn't realize you missed it.
74%
 
Although if I answer one question differently I get Yuki.  I guess I kind of am a studious/ rambunctious edgewalker.  I think we all know that Holo is the real catch here, though.
Shirokeon Dec. 6, 2010 at 1:05 a.m.

Take the The Anime Vice Dating Sim

Your Results:

Ranka Lee100%
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Ranka! You sit next to her for a bit and talk about your dreams. She tells you she wants to be an idol singer and you tell her you think that's the greatest thing you've ever heard and you'll support her all the way. She blushes and asks if you really mean that-- and of course you do. You casually slip your arm around her waist and she doesn't brush you off. Victory!
Mio Akiyama
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Mio, along with the rest of the light music club! Before you know it they're jamming and Mio is singing. You enjoy the performance, and when Mio asks you what you thought of the song, you tell her it was awesome. "So...what do you say, then?" she asks, blushing deeply. That's when you realize that the song was an attempt to ask you out. Better hope she doesn't realize you missed it.
84.3%
Jun Watarase
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Jun Watarase, your childhood best friend. Jun has clearly practiced this: "w-will you please go out with me?" You're not quite sure what to say. I mean, you like Jun and all, but...he's just not your type.
54.3%
Yoko Littner
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yoko! She looks a little nervous and hems and haws, before eventually stopping for a breath. Then she spits it out: she asks you out on a date! You're a little surprised, but you happily accept and you two make a date to see an action flick.
38.6%
   
Edit: I think I'm okay with this. (Also, how did I forget to HTML that? u_u)

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