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Play the Anime Vice Dating Sim

Go ahead-- try to get 'em all!

Our quiz system isn't so elaborate that I can make a "real" dating sim where your actions actually take you on a different path. So what I've done here is create what is essentially another "which anime girl should you date" kind of quiz, but styled as a dating sim. You get to go through a normal day at school with seven lovely young anime ladies, and the day after, one of them will confess her love to you.
 
Now here's the trick: I am challenging you, my Vice Squad, to take the quiz at least seven times-- and find your way to each and every girl's heart. It may not be as long as a real dating sim, but getting through to each girl may not be as easy as you think (provided that you take it 'for real' instead of just varying your answers systematically). Go ahead, give it a shot! And good luck!...
 

Play the The Anime Vice Dating Sim

Your Results:

Holo 100%
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Holo. Naked. Woohoo!
Yuki Nagato
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yuki Nagato. She's sitting there reading a book, and you have to tap her shoulder before she actually decides to notice that you're there. Standing, she explains to you that she is an alien robot sent to earth to study humankind. She needs to learn about human dating so as to complete her mission. Will you be of assistance?
61.3%
Louise de la Valliere
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Louise! She blushes and stammers until you unintentionally let loose a chuckle. She gets angry and you start arguing, and finally she yells, "it's not like I WANT to like you this much, you-- you-- you idiot!" Realizing what she just said, she turns beet red. You're stunned for a moment before softening. You get down on one knee and ask: "Louise, will you go out with me?"
47.5%
Jun Watarase
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Jun Watarase, your childhood best friend. Jun has clearly practiced this: "w-will you please go out with me?" You're not quite sure what to say. I mean, you like Jun and all, but...he's just not your type.
33.8%
Baku_Senseion Oct. 5, 2009 at 5:14 p.m.

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Your Results:

Ranka Lee100%
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Ranka! You sit next to her for a bit and talk about your dreams. She tells you she wants to be an idol singer and you tell her you think that's the greatest thing you've ever heard and you'll support her all the way. She blushes and asks if you really mean that-- and of course you do. You casually slip your arm around her waist and she doesn't brush you off. Victory!
Yuki Nagato
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yuki Nagato. She's sitting there reading a book, and you have to tap her shoulder before she actually decides to notice that you're there. Standing, she explains to you that she is an alien robot sent to earth to study humankind. She needs to learn about human dating so as to complete her mission. Will you be of assistance?
81.7%
Chengyon Oct. 5, 2009 at 5:17 p.m.

Take the The Anime Vice Dating Sim

Your Results:

Mio Akiyama100%
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Mio, along with the rest of the light music club! Before you know it they're jamming and Mio is singing. You enjoy the performance, and when Mio asks you what you thought of the song, you tell her it was awesome. "So...what do you say, then?" she asks, blushing deeply. That's when you realize that the song was an attempt to ask you out. Better hope she doesn't realize you missed it.
Louise de la Valliere
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Louise! She blushes and stammers until you unintentionally let loose a chuckle. She gets angry and you start arguing, and finally she yells, "it's not like I WANT to like you this much, you-- you-- you idiot!" Realizing what she just said, she turns beet red. You're stunned for a moment before softening. You get down on one knee and ask: "Louise, will you go out with me?"
84.3%
Holo
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Holo. Naked. Woohoo!
68.6%
Ranka Lee
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Ranka! You sit next to her for a bit and talk about your dreams. She tells you she wants to be an idol singer and you tell her you think that's the greatest thing you've ever heard and you'll support her all the way. She blushes and asks if you really mean that-- and of course you do. You casually slip your arm around her waist and she doesn't brush you off. Victory!
67.1%
John_Martoneon Oct. 5, 2009 at 5:17 p.m.
I so mis-read that title. I totally thought this was a dating sim about dating Anime Vice people.
 
I was gonna try and get myself. That doesn't make it gay, does it?
Agent_Loston Oct. 5, 2009 at 5:18 p.m.

Take the The Anime Vice Dating Sim

Your Results:

Louise de la Valliere100%
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Louise! She blushes and stammers until you unintentionally let loose a chuckle. She gets angry and you start arguing, and finally she yells, "it's not like I WANT to like you this much, you-- you-- you idiot!" Realizing what she just said, she turns beet red. You're stunned for a moment before softening. You get down on one knee and ask: "Louise, will you go out with me?"
Holo
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Holo. Naked. Woohoo!
81.7%
Mio Akiyama
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Mio, along with the rest of the light music club! Before you know it they're jamming and Mio is singing. You enjoy the performance, and when Mio asks you what you thought of the song, you tell her it was awesome. "So...what do you say, then?" she asks, blushing deeply. That's when you realize that the song was an attempt to ask you out. Better hope she doesn't realize you missed it.
80%
Ranka Lee
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Ranka! You sit next to her for a bit and talk about your dreams. She tells you she wants to be an idol singer and you tell her you think that's the greatest thing you've ever heard and you'll support her all the way. She blushes and asks if you really mean that-- and of course you do. You casually slip your arm around her waist and she doesn't brush you off. Victory!
61.7%
  
Why did I get Louise on my first trial. She beat the crap out of me :(
John_Martoneon Oct. 5, 2009 at 5:18 p.m.


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Your Results:

Yuki Nagato100%
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yuki Nagato. She's sitting there reading a book, and you have to tap her shoulder before she actually decides to notice that you're there. Standing, she explains to you that she is an alien robot sent to earth to study humankind. She needs to learn about human dating so as to complete her mission. Will you be of assistance?
Yoko Littner
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yoko! She looks a little nervous and hems and haws, before eventually stopping for a breath. Then she spits it out: she asks you out on a date! You're a little surprised, but you happily accept and you two make a date to see an action flick.
78%
Jun Watarase
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Jun Watarase, your childhood best friend. Jun has clearly practiced this: "w-will you please go out with me?" You're not quite sure what to say. I mean, you like Jun and all, but...he's just not your type.
76%
Holo
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Holo. Naked. Woohoo!
74%
GodLen staff on Oct. 5, 2009 at 5:25 p.m.
Don't call me lazy BABY
 


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Your Results:

Mio Akiyama100%
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Mio, along with the rest of the light music club! Before you know it they're jamming and Mio is singing. You enjoy the performance, and when Mio asks you what you thought of the song, you tell her it was awesome. "So...what do you say, then?" she asks, blushing deeply. That's when you realize that the song was an attempt to ask you out. Better hope she doesn't realize you missed it.
Ranka Lee
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Ranka! You sit next to her for a bit and talk about your dreams. She tells you she wants to be an idol singer and you tell her you think that's the greatest thing you've ever heard and you'll support her all the way. She blushes and asks if you really mean that-- and of course you do. You casually slip your arm around her waist and she doesn't brush you off. Victory!
84.3%
Yoko Littner
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yoko! She looks a little nervous and hems and haws, before eventually stopping for a breath. Then she spits it out: she asks you out on a date! You're a little surprised, but you happily accept and you two make a date to see an action flick.
54.3%
Jun Watarase
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Jun Watarase, your childhood best friend. Jun has clearly practiced this: "w-will you please go out with me?" You're not quite sure what to say. I mean, you like Jun and all, but...he's just not your type.
52.9%
Kuroon Oct. 5, 2009 at 5:27 p.m.
I got jun. Fuck
JJOR64on Oct. 5, 2009 at 5:27 p.m.

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Your Results:

Yuki Nagato100%
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yuki Nagato. She's sitting there reading a book, and you have to tap her shoulder before she actually decides to notice that you're there. Standing, she explains to you that she is an alien robot sent to earth to study humankind. She needs to learn about human dating so as to complete her mission. Will you be of assistance?
Yoko Littner
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yoko! She looks a little nervous and hems and haws, before eventually stopping for a breath. Then she spits it out: she asks you out on a date! You're a little surprised, but you happily accept and you two make a date to see an action flick.
70%
Holo
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Holo. Naked. Woohoo!
54.3%
Louise de la Valliere
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Louise! She blushes and stammers until you unintentionally let loose a chuckle. She gets angry and you start arguing, and finally she yells, "it's not like I WANT to like you this much, you-- you-- you idiot!" Realizing what she just said, she turns beet red. You're stunned for a moment before softening. You get down on one knee and ask: "Louise, will you go out with me?"
52.9%
Void_Wizardon Oct. 5, 2009 at 5:32 p.m.

Take the The Anime Vice Dating Sim

Your Results:

Yoko Littner100%
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yoko! She looks a little nervous and hems and haws, before eventually stopping for a breath. Then she spits it out: she asks you out on a date! You're a little surprised, but you happily accept and you two make a date to see an action flick.
Mio Akiyama
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Mio, along with the rest of the light music club! Before you know it they're jamming and Mio is singing. You enjoy the performance, and when Mio asks you what you thought of the song, you tell her it was awesome. "So...what do you say, then?" she asks, blushing deeply. That's when you realize that the song was an attempt to ask you out. Better hope she doesn't realize you missed it.
84.3%
Louise de la Valliere
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Louise! She blushes and stammers until you unintentionally let loose a chuckle. She gets angry and you start arguing, and finally she yells, "it's not like I WANT to like you this much, you-- you-- you idiot!" Realizing what she just said, she turns beet red. You're stunned for a moment before softening. You get down on one knee and ask: "Louise, will you go out with me?"
68.6%
Jun Watarase
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Jun Watarase, your childhood best friend. Jun has clearly practiced this: "w-will you please go out with me?" You're not quite sure what to say. I mean, you like Jun and all, but...he's just not your type.
38.6%
  I wish I would of got Louise first.
giaon Oct. 5, 2009 at 5:37 p.m.
Glad to see everyone's enjoying it. Has anyone managed to get more than 3 of the different girls?
cfatalison Oct. 5, 2009 at 5:40 p.m.

Take the The Anime Vice Dating Sim

Your Results:

Holo100%
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Holo. Naked. Woohoo!
Ranka Lee
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Ranka! You sit next to her for a bit and talk about your dreams. She tells you she wants to be an idol singer and you tell her you think that's the greatest thing you've ever heard and you'll support her all the way. She blushes and asks if you really mean that-- and of course you do. You casually slip your arm around her waist and she doesn't brush you off. Victory!
98.3%
Mio Akiyama
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Mio, along with the rest of the light music club! Before you know it they're jamming and Mio is singing. You enjoy the performance, and when Mio asks you what you thought of the song, you tell her it was awesome. "So...what do you say, then?" she asks, blushing deeply. That's when you realize that the song was an attempt to ask you out. Better hope she doesn't realize you missed it.
80%
Louise de la Valliere
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Louise! She blushes and stammers until you unintentionally let loose a chuckle. She gets angry and you start arguing, and finally she yells, "it's not like I WANT to like you this much, you-- you-- you idiot!" Realizing what she just said, she turns beet red. You're stunned for a moment before softening. You get down on one knee and ask: "Louise, will you go out with me?"
78.3%
  does this count?
king_mon Oct. 5, 2009 at 5:46 p.m.
yay naked holo
HeeroYuyon Oct. 5, 2009 at 5:46 p.m.
Can someone explain to me why it said I am both compatible, yet also incompatible with Yoko, and it said I'm incompatible with Louise even though her percent compatibility is 80% and higher than Yoko's?
 

Take the The Anime Vice Dating Sim

Your Results:

Mio Akiyama100%
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Mio, along with the rest of the light music club! Before you know it they're jamming and Mio is singing. You enjoy the performance, and when Mio asks you what you thought of the song, you tell her it was awesome. "So...what do you say, then?" she asks, blushing deeply. That's when you realize that the song was an attempt to ask you out. Better hope she doesn't realize you missed it.
Ranka Lee
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Ranka! You sit next to her for a bit and talk about your dreams. She tells you she wants to be an idol singer and you tell her you think that's the greatest thing you've ever heard and you'll support her all the way. She blushes and asks if you really mean that-- and of course you do. You casually slip your arm around her waist and she doesn't brush you off. Victory!
98%
Yuki Nagato
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yuki Nagato. She's sitting there reading a book, and you have to tap her shoulder before she actually decides to notice that you're there. Standing, she explains to you that she is an alien robot sent to earth to study humankind. She needs to learn about human dating so as to complete her mission. Will you be of assistance?
96%
Yoko Littner
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yoko! She looks a little nervous and hems and haws, before eventually stopping for a breath. Then she spits it out: she asks you out on a date! You're a little surprised, but you happily accept and you two make a date to see an action flick.
74%
 

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Your Results:

Jun Watarase40%
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Jun Watarase, your childhood best friend. Jun has clearly practiced this: "w-will you please go out with me?" You're not quite sure what to say. I mean, you like Jun and all, but...he's just not your type.
Yoko Littner
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yoko! She looks a little nervous and hems and haws, before eventually stopping for a breath. Then she spits it out: she asks you out on a date! You're a little surprised, but you happily accept and you two make a date to see an action flick.
74%
Holo
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Holo. Naked. Woohoo!
80%
Louise de la Valliere
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Louise! She blushes and stammers until you unintentionally let loose a chuckle. She gets angry and you start arguing, and finally she yells, "it's not like I WANT to like you this much, you-- you-- you idiot!" Realizing what she just said, she turns beet red. You're stunned for a moment before softening. You get down on one knee and ask: "Louise, will you go out with me?"
80%
  
I guess I should just be happy I'm most incompatible with traps. Mio's pretty cool I guess...
rocketbomberon Oct. 5, 2009 at 5:51 p.m.
@John_Martone:  naw, that'd be a form of masturbation.
Dream moderator on Oct. 5, 2009 at 6:06 p.m.


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Your Results:

Yoko Littner100%
The next day there's a note in your 
locker asking you to be on the school 
roof after school. You head up there 
and you see...Yoko! She looks a little 
nervous and hems and haws, before 
eventually stopping for a breath. Then 
she spits it out: she asks you out on a 
date! You're a little surprised, but you 
happily accept and you two make a date to 
see an action flick.
Mio Akiyama
The next day there's a note in your 
locker asking you to be on the school 
roof after school. You head up there 
and you see...Mio, along with the 
rest of the light music club! Before 
you know it they're jamming and Mio is 
singing. You enjoy the performance, and 
when Mio asks you what you thought of 
the song, you tell her it was awesome. 
"So...what do you say, then?" she asks, 
blushing deeply. That's when you realize 
that the song was an attempt to ask you 
out. Better hope she doesn't realize you 
missed it.
61.3%
Yuki Nagato
The next day there's a note in your 
locker asking you to be on the school 
roof after school. You head up there 
and you see...Yuki Nagato. She's 
sitting there reading a book, and 
you have to tap her shoulder before 
she actually decides to notice that 
you're there. Standing, she explains 
to you that she is an alien robot sent 
to earth to study humankind. She needs 
to learn about human dating so as to 
complete her mission. Will you be of 
assistance?
60%
Holo
The next day there's a note in your 
locker asking you to be on the school roof 
after school. You head up there and you 
see...Holo. Naked. Woohoo!
46.3%
Papasanon Oct. 5, 2009 at 6:09 p.m.

You match well with...

100%
Yoko Littner
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yoko! She looks a little nervous and hems and haws, before eventually stopping for a breath. Then she spits it out: she asks you out on a date! You're a little surprised, but you happily accept and you two make a date to see an action flick.
Holo
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Holo. Naked. Woohoo!
98%
Mio Akiyama
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Mio, along with the rest of the light music club! Before you know it they're jamming and Mio is singing. You enjoy the performance, and when Mio asks you what you thought of the song, you tell her it was awesome. "So...what do you say, then?" she asks, blushing deeply. That's when you realize that the song was an attempt to ask you out. Better hope she doesn't realize you missed it.
96%
Ranka Lee
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Ranka! You sit next to her for a bit and talk about your dreams. She tells you she wants to be an idol singer and you tell her you think that's the greatest thing you've ever heard and you'll support her all the way. She blushes and asks if you really mean that-- and of course you do. You casually slip your arm around her waist and she doesn't brush you off. Victory!

   
cfatalison Oct. 5, 2009 at 6:10 p.m.
did you rewrite the code?
AgentJon Oct. 5, 2009 at 6:28 p.m.

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Your Results:

Yoko Littner100%
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Yoko! She looks a little nervous and hems and haws, before eventually stopping for a breath. Then she spits it out: she asks you out on a date! You're a little surprised, but you happily accept and you two make a date to see an action flick.
Jun Watarase
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Jun Watarase, your childhood best friend. Jun has clearly practiced this: "w-will you please go out with me?" You're not quite sure what to say. I mean, you like Jun and all, but...he's just not your type.
98.3%
Ranka Lee
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Ranka! You sit next to her for a bit and talk about your dreams. She tells you she wants to be an idol singer and you tell her you think that's the greatest thing you've ever heard and you'll support her all the way. She blushes and asks if you really mean that-- and of course you do. You casually slip your arm around her waist and she doesn't brush you off. Victory!
80%
Holo
The next day there's a note in your locker asking you to be on the school roof after school. You head up there and you see...Holo. Naked. Woohoo!
61.7%
cfatalison Oct. 5, 2009 at 6:30 p.m.
hmmm you are eerily compatible with a trap
ThePsychoGameron Oct. 5, 2009 at 7:08 p.m.
i got Mio who ever the hell that is, in 't discreption it asked me was a really so bored to take part a quiz that is of absolutely no help in getting a real girlfriend

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