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One Liners: Sexy Pikachu, Japanese Rap, Etc

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Time is at a premium for me this week, and not just because I'm still editing this week's Quick Picks, so I hope you'll forgive me for trying out this super-efficient way of mocking various pieces of news.

Comiket cosplay launches with sexy Pikachu girl. Why does this woman have a hand up a Pokemon's butt?

Japan Launches Nippon Rap Academy. Really? They need a school? I mean, Japanese has got to be one of the easiest languages to rap in. Almost everything rhymes.

A new maid cafe features delicious trap maids. And it only took them three years after the launch of the reverse-trap butler cafe. Just sayin'.

Nendoroid Snow Miku: I have no !@#$ing clue why they would come up with this, but I am thoroughly in love with the results.

Finally, Right Stuf is having a 32% off sale. They were going to have it be 31.4159265% off, but their accountants threatened to rebel against Dark Lord Kleckner.
 
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sora_thekey moderator on Dec. 29, 2009 at 10 a.m.

I don't understand why girls are attracted to drewss up as Pikachu..... I thought he was a boy!!! 
 

 
 
Slimon Dec. 29, 2009 at 1:16 p.m.

Cute ... but would you be able to raise their STACHE LVL?! Maybe with female Mario and Luigi you raise the hair lvl someplace else ... 
/innocent
FoxxFireArt moderator on Dec. 29, 2009 at 3:57 p.m.
You know, speaking of the Pikachu picture. I think they make films like that in Amsterdam. lol That's certainly a twist on the " Bunny Girl" look.
 
Those maids are suppose to be traps? Mariya would be disgusted.
ThePsychoGameron Dec. 29, 2009 at 5:46 p.m.
did i hear Pickachu? you know what that means
 
MICROWAVE!!!
 
wwfunderakeron Dec. 30, 2009 at 12:42 a.m.
Japanese rap sounds awesome.
XChileon Dec. 30, 2009 at 1:13 a.m.
@Slim:  I would like to  play  Mario Sisters and yes....I would like the mustache............ on
constanzadellarosaon Dec. 30, 2009 at 4:32 a.m.
@sora_thekey said:
"
I don't understand why girls are attracted to drewss up as Pikachu..... I thought he was a boy!!! 
 

"
That girl is identic to a I classmate I had in high school. No kidding. Creepy.
 
Japanese Rap? Afro Samurai and Samurai Champloo's music come to my mind. Cool
giaon Dec. 30, 2009 at 7:57 a.m.
@constanzadellarosa: Maybe it IS her!
 
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