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This Asuka figure worries me.

Look, I know that complaining about the way girls are proportioned in anime figures is a pretty fruitless activity, because as long as the world generally wants women to be buxom and scrawny at the same time, that's how figure makers will make 'em.

But, look at this slightly terrifying Asuka from Evangelion. Even if it's not insane in the bust department, but it kinda looks like someone took a shot of Asuka, stretched it out to be taller, and then stretched out her hips to be a bit wider. Now, I know this is a resin kit-- and not a cheap one at that (¥13,000, about $135 USD) –so most of us aren't likely to buy it. But even if a really awesomely painted copy of this thing was mass-produced and made all nice and affordable, I still don't think I'd buy it. I think it'd give me nightmares. I'd wake up in the middle of the night and, half-asleep still, try to feed it a cheeseburger.




What say you?
blackholehearton May 17, 2009 at 7:45 p.m.
Mmm, that poor little girl has had someone elses legs grafted on to her body...
Void_Wizardon May 17, 2009 at 7:46 p.m.
The nerv of them to release a figure like this...
kratos1010on May 17, 2009 at 7:48 p.m.
Yeah creepy how tall it is. Also paint is meh.
Agent_Loston May 17, 2009 at 7:51 p.m.
You know that something is wrong went you look at the butt and you go NO
giaon May 17, 2009 at 8:02 p.m.
kratos1010: It's a resin kit, meaning that whoever buys it puts it together and paints it themselves, so it's technically not fair to blame the paint job on the kit itself.

But...yeah. @_o;
ganchanon May 17, 2009 at 8:03 p.m.
@Void_Wizard said:
"The nerv of them to release a figure like this..."
*groan*
HeeroYuyon May 17, 2009 at 8:36 p.m.
My word....what have they done...
MoonStormon May 17, 2009 at 10:50 p.m.
gets a 2 meh out of 5 meh
Sharpon May 18, 2009 at 7:55 a.m.
Woah.  Creepy.  Looks like Spider-Asuka.
Sonata moderator on May 18, 2009 at 8:20 a.m.
Thats to much for an average looking figure IMO
kiroshimatsuon May 18, 2009 at 8:53 p.m.
The thing that bothers me the most is that her legs are slightly crossed... and yet her thighs NEVER touch o_o...
Sonata moderator on May 18, 2009 at 9:11 p.m.
@kiroshimatsu said:
" The thing that bothers me the most is that her legs are slightly crossed... and yet her thighs NEVER touch o_o... "
LOL I just noticed that...weird
Black_Jackon Sept. 11, 2009 at 6:57 p.m.
'Dat @$$! XD
DrkImmrtlon July 10, 2010 at 2:04 a.m.
Looks like her breasts light up.

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