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Manga Guide to Beating the Bishop

Being your own best friend just got a little easier thanks to Japan.

By GodLen   |  Nov. 27, 2009


A certain, particular book in Japan has surprisingly become a big hit in Japan overnight, rising to 5th place on Amazon Japan charts. How did this book become so popular, well let us see. First of all it is a Manga guide, and we know how much the Japanese love their manga. Second, if you buy it in the store you get a free package of tissues, which is also convenient to all those sick Japanese people. And finally, it is about masturbation. Its name is Hitori de Ecchi, and it’s the manga guide to masturbation.

Thanks Code Geass! 
Thanks Code Geass! 
This 120-page book is a comprehensive guide to male and female masturbation, with manga examples and everything. From learning how to do different five knuckle shuffle techniques, to stall clapping outdoors, this book will teach you everything. It even has a special Code Geass inspired table stimulation section, amazing!

Maga “How-to” guides are pretty popular in America right now as well, I wonder what the chances of seeing it over here are? If I got a review copy, I wouldn’t mind doing a review video for everyone.

[kidding]

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21 Comments
JJOR64on Nov. 27, 2009 at 7:22 p.m.
Hahaha.  That's fucking funny plus you get free tissues!
InfiniteGeasson Nov. 27, 2009 at 8:04 p.m.
So if it comes over here, do I still get the tissues when I buy?
Nerxon Nov. 27, 2009 at 8:11 p.m.
Motherfvcking awesome, a book that should replace the Twilight  lexicon
John_Martoneon Nov. 27, 2009 at 8:48 p.m.
For some reason I thought "beat the bishop" was referring to religion.
Nerxon Nov. 27, 2009 at 8:53 p.m.
@John_Martone said:
" For some reason I thought "beat the bishop" was referring to religion. "
to some it is a religion
GodLen staff on Nov. 27, 2009 at 9:06 p.m.
@John_Martone: sorry, I was praying. 
JJOR64on Nov. 27, 2009 at 9:10 p.m.
@John_Martone: You should buy a copy of this and do a video review of it.  It would be great entertainment.
Nerxon Nov. 27, 2009 at 9:25 p.m.
@JJOR64 said:
" @John_Martone: You should buy a copy of this and do a video review of it.  It would be great entertainment. "
Agreed
GodLen staff on Nov. 27, 2009 at 9:26 p.m.
@Nerx:@JJOR64: oh i see, want to see John's pickle and not mine?
JJOR64on Nov. 27, 2009 at 10:20 p.m.
@GodLen: You can join in on the fun as well.  :P
Dethfish77on Nov. 28, 2009 at 3:58 a.m.
Oh my god. Way to move the craziness level up another notch, Japan.
 
Haha, Palmala Handerson. That's good.
RockmanBionicson Nov. 28, 2009 at 4:43 a.m.
Ahahahaha....haha....oh,gawd.. 
 
That's pretty awesome.
erotic_ironyon Nov. 28, 2009 at 7:12 a.m.
Yay!  the land of my forefathers understand the importance of releasing tension, nihon o tsukita!
cfatalison Nov. 28, 2009 at 7:22 a.m.
time to buy this and see if there's anything short of anal, that i haven't tried
crusader8463on Nov. 28, 2009 at 10:05 a.m.
I like it but it is not for me. Lets just say if masturbation was a college class i would have a dozen master degrees and be teaching classes on the subject.
theswedishphishon Nov. 28, 2009 at 11:42 a.m.
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
 
I wonder how much they paid the artist to draw those "examples". 
OsakaHuggeron Nov. 28, 2009 at 5:20 p.m.
@Nerx said:
" @John_Martone said:
" For some reason I thought "beat the bishop" was referring to religion. "
to some it is a religion "
Best response ever.
HeeroYuyon Nov. 29, 2009 at 2:42 p.m.
.... wow.
 
All I can say is I'm not surprised.
Strongbadman47on Nov. 29, 2009 at 7:30 p.m.
@Nerx said:
" @John_Martone said:
" For some reason I thought "beat the bishop" was referring to religion. "
to some it is a religion "
Amen.
dagason Dec. 2, 2009 at 11:09 a.m.
The boy looks like a girl, but I suppose that's stating the obvious...
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