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Manga Guide to Beating the Bishop

Added by GodLen on Nov. 27, 2009

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A certain, particular book in Japan has surprisingly become a big hit in Japan overnight, rising to 5th place on Amazon Japan charts. How did this book become so popular, well let us see. First of all it is a Manga guide, and we know how much the Japanese love their manga. Second, if you buy it in the store you get a free package of tissues, which is also convenient to all those sick Japanese people. And finally, it is about masturbation. Its name is Hitori de Ecchi, and it’s the manga guide to masturbation.

Thanks Code Geass!

This 120-page book is a comprehensive guide to male and female masturbation, with manga examples and everything. From learning how to do different five knuckle shuffle techniques, to stall clapping outdoors, this book will teach you everything. It even has a special Code Geass inspired table stimulation section, amazing!

Maga “How-to” guides are pretty popular in America right now as well, I wonder what the chances of seeing it over here are? If I got a review copy, I wouldn’t mind doing a review video for everyone.

[kidding]

[Via Japanator]

NSFW WARNING: Click here to reveal hidden content.

Time for the good stuff

Pictured: Tuning into Tokyo

Pictured: Paddling the Pink Canoe

Pictured: Parting the Red Sea

Pictured: Charming the Cobra

Pictured: Burping the Worm

Pictured: Dishonorable Discharge

Pictured: A Meeting with Palmala Handerson

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20 Comments

JJOR64
on Nov. 27, 2009

Hahaha. That's fucking funny plus you get free tissues!

InfiniteGeass
on Nov. 27, 2009

So if it comes over here, do I still get the tissues when I buy?

Nerx
on Nov. 27, 2009

Motherfvcking awesome, a book that should replace the Twilight lexicon

John_Martone
on Nov. 27, 2009

For some reason I thought "beat the bishop" was referring to religion.

Nerx
on Nov. 27, 2009

@John_Martone said:

" For some reason I thought "beat the bishop" was referring to religion. "

to some it is a religion

GodLen
on Nov. 27, 2009

@John_Martone: sorry, I was praying.

JJOR64
on Nov. 27, 2009

@John_Martone: You should buy a copy of this and do a video review of it. It would be great entertainment.

Nerx
on Nov. 27, 2009

@JJOR64 said:

" @John_Martone: You should buy a copy of this and do a video review of it. It would be great entertainment. "

Agreed

GodLen
on Nov. 27, 2009

@Nerx: @JJOR64: oh i see, want to see John's pickle and not mine?

JJOR64
on Nov. 27, 2009

@GodLen: You can join in on the fun as well. :P

Dethfish77
on Nov. 28, 2009

Oh my god. Way to move the craziness level up another notch, Japan.

Haha, Palmala Handerson. That's good.

RockmanBionics
on Nov. 28, 2009

Ahahahaha....haha....oh,gawd..

That's pretty awesome.

erotic_irony
on Nov. 28, 2009

Yay! the land of my forefathers understand the importance of releasing tension, nihon o tsukita!

cfatalis
on Nov. 28, 2009

time to buy this and see if there's anything short of anal, that i haven't tried

crusader8463
on Nov. 28, 2009

I like it but it is not for me. Lets just say if masturbation was a college class i would have a dozen master degrees and be teaching classes on the subject.

theswedishphish
on Nov. 28, 2009

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

I wonder how much they paid the artist to draw those "examples".

OsakaHugger
on Nov. 28, 2009

@Nerx said:

" @John_Martone said:
" For some reason I thought "beat the bishop" was referring to religion. "
to some it is a religion "

Best response ever.

HeeroYuy
on Nov. 29, 2009

.... wow.

All I can say is I'm not surprised.

Strongbadman47
on Nov. 29, 2009

@Nerx said:

" @John_Martone said:
" For some reason I thought "beat the bishop" was referring to religion. "
to some it is a religion "

Amen.

dagas
on Dec. 2, 2009

The boy looks like a girl, but I suppose that's stating the obvious...

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