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Lady Gaga scares world with her anime eyes

No really ... don't look at me like that.


It's kind of a given that Lady Gaga is scary. I mean, if you have eyes, you may have already noticed. Especially if you have these eyes.  Gaga's Bad Romance video shows her sporting the oversized anime peepers we know so well from our favorite shows, and as America likes to emulate celebrities, this has triggered a fad that has girls rushing to the nearest online retailer in some distant corner of Asia and purchasing the contact lenses, which doctors are claiming are unsafe for eyes due to their size. 
 
USA Today actually reported that the American Academy of Ophthalmology issued a statement warning against the use of these lenses. They also spoke with a 16 year old by the name of Melody Vue who apparently owns TWENTY TWO pairs of these lenses and wears them regularly. Uh, girl ... I don't even own 22 pairs of shoes. Overkill much?
 
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Lemegeton300on July 12, 2010 at 2:04 p.m.
seeing as the topic of conversation is that weirdo i had to post this , made me lol
 
Kelleth moderator on July 12, 2010 at 2:08 p.m.
This is creepy an i still think she's not worth the fuss.
tainteddonuton July 12, 2010 at 3:27 p.m.
That looks incredibly freakish in real life.
Gaseroon July 12, 2010 at 3:50 p.m.
She's a good pop musician, but she is trying too hard
FoxxFireArt moderator on July 12, 2010 at 4:15 p.m.
I'm pretty sure this image was shared on the site once before in the news
 
It's still freaky.
Mr98on July 12, 2010 at 4:29 p.m.

WOW! That just doesn't look right! :/
sotyfan16on July 12, 2010 at 4:40 p.m.

I dispise this woman. People go gaga over her even though she is loopy. In the words of Carlos Mencia, "She's a deee da deee!". I can't believe she got to meet the Queen of England and still wore something outlandish. And this stuff with the big eyes is unnecessary, especially that silly 16 year old. Big eyes should stay in anime where it looks right.

Kou_Leifohon July 12, 2010 at 5:30 p.m.
Lady Gaga was already scary to before she put on those eyes.
JJOR64on July 12, 2010 at 5:32 p.m.
Oh god...
reinon July 12, 2010 at 5:32 p.m.
RL futa? I can't Fap to this...
AjayRazon July 12, 2010 at 5:46 p.m.
O_o
ShadowKnight508 moderator on July 12, 2010 at 7:59 p.m.
@sotyfan16 said:
"

I dispise this woman. People go gaga over her even though she is loopy. In the words of Carlos Mencia, "She's a deee da deee!". I can't believe she got to meet the Queen of England and still wore something outlandish. And this stuff with the big eyes is unnecessary, especially that silly 16 year old. Big eyes should stay in anime where it looks right.

"
This...well said, Sotyfan16 n_n
MrDirector786on July 12, 2010 at 8:08 p.m.
This is how I responded to seeing her eyes like that at first:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!   D:
_Judge_on July 12, 2010 at 8:46 p.m.

Still not as scary as Brian Blessed.

Sonata moderator on July 12, 2010 at 9:14 p.m.
The ...Hell!?
Gozertcon July 12, 2010 at 11:19 p.m.

OW MY EYES!  WHY WHY!   
 
*Rubs Eyes and tries to wash the site out of them*  
 
I can't unsee that!  
hitsusatsu11on July 12, 2010 at 11:48 p.m.
Look familiar? 


 

Ryokanon July 13, 2010 at 3:54 a.m.
@hitsusatsu11:

LOL ! I was just thinking of that !
Dethfishon July 13, 2010 at 5:03 a.m.
Yeah, that video freaked me the hell out.
PredatorPTon July 13, 2010 at 5:26 a.m.
Those eyes are just wrong...

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