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I Wouldn't Mind Being Tasered With That

Photoshop alert!



...Okay, I'm lying, I would totally mind.

Taser C2
Taser C2
That said, given that the last Hello Kitty product I jumped on-- that would be Hello Kitty beer, by the way –turned out to be a photoshop, I went ahead and analyzed the Hello Kitty Taser for approximately ten seconds before deciding it was a 'shop, too. Yeah, I know, it's pretty obvious this time around-- why would the logo be stamped over a ridge? And if you look closely you can see some white artifacts around the logo, too.

I also eventually found the original picture, which is of a TASER C2.

But it's a really nice Photoshop, and a pretty awesome concept. Who WOULDN'T want a Hello Kitty Taser? It'd be the perfect accessory for maid cafe employees looking to protect themselves without ruining their outfits by clashing with a boring black and yellow Taser. And it could be excellent to use on Akiba models who go a little too far with their poses, too.

Most of these people should probably be Tasered.
Most of these people should probably be Tasered.

How about you? Who would you Taser with this device?

Found at Topless Robot, who spotted it at Kitty Hell. Photo from AkibaBlog.
John_Martoneon July 8, 2009 at 10:34 a.m.
I'm... I'm just at a lack for words. I wanna say something about the taser, but I also wanna say something about how shocking odd that photo is.

Somehow I've found myself crippled by options.
Zeouterlimitson July 8, 2009 at 10:55 a.m.
I remember the Akibablog blog about that photo and that day... (wasn't just once)
  Gia, is she included in those who should be tasered?

Do many people own tasers?
Sonata moderator on July 8, 2009 at 11:14 a.m.
OMG @ the pic If those guys seen any Hardcore H-movies I already know what they are thinking with those Tasers O__O
giaon July 8, 2009 at 11:24 a.m.
@Zeouterlimits: Yes, the model is some of what I'm being referred to =P
Devillyon July 8, 2009 at 11:40 a.m.
@gia: yeah yellow would be a bit boring but what if you`d paint it to be a pikachu?

Taser please
lanaswifton July 8, 2009 at 12:17 p.m.
@Devilly:  
?

lanaswifton July 8, 2009 at 12:24 p.m.


Devillyon July 8, 2009 at 12:29 p.m.
@lanaswift said:
" @Devilly:  
? "
i meant more like this
But cuter and yellow ^^
But cuter and yellow ^^
lanaswifton July 8, 2009 at 1:22 p.m.
@Devilly:  




Lunarmothon July 8, 2009 at 3:46 p.m.
I don't see why we don't make custom Taser. They'll probably sell more that way.
N15PCAon July 8, 2009 at 7:08 p.m.


I don't like Obama at all ,but I wouldn't want him to get taser at all.
lanaswifton July 9, 2009 at 12:09 a.m.
@N15PCA: Wait, who the fuck even suggested Tasering Obama?
Kelleth moderator on July 10, 2009 at 12:58 p.m.
hmmm after seeing this

I now know it could always get worse then a taser XD
Lady_Nightmareon July 10, 2009 at 1:02 p.m.
thats awesome

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