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Hentai Game to Chart Fapping, Makes Graphs

"The unstoppable right hand" indeed.


So there's this game, "I of the Unstoppable Right Hand and My Childhood Friend's Sister." (Migite ga Tomarani Boku to, Osananajimi no Shimai) Although it wins points for in connecting your friend's sister and unstoppable right hand in the same sentence, its presumably a fairly standard eroge.
 
Well, sort of. The catch in Unstoppable Masturbatory Fantasies about Friend's Family is that the game keeps piles and piles of comprehensive graphs. This graphs supposedly track such things as...

 “Today’s playstyle: Socks masturbation”, “Number of times you wanked today”, “Total number of times wanked so far (graph display possible)”, “Time taken for ejaculation” and “Average time taken for ejaculation”.


HOW DO THEY KNOW?!?! If its the honor system I'm going to be a little discouraged. Otherwise, I really see this being an incredibly fun thing, like Wii fit, but for adult sports.
 
You know, setting yourself goals, comparing long term results and such. The game apparently will offer you advice on technique, and give you the ability to control what the girls say at each phase of your alone time.
 
Oh, did I mention that the game has an official bundle that includes a tenga egg?

Sonata moderator on Feb. 19, 2010 at 12:05 p.m.
Would be a pretty funny party game:P
metalsnakezeroon Feb. 19, 2010 at 12:24 p.m.
O_o
GodLen staff on Feb. 19, 2010 at 12:58 p.m.
This would go very well with fap achievements
Void_Wizardon Feb. 19, 2010 at 1:07 p.m.
I'm not digging the face designs maybe they would grow on me with time.
 
Graphs can be made for everything!
crusader8463on Feb. 19, 2010 at 1:12 p.m.
@Sonata said:

" Would be a pretty funny party game:P "

What a cowinkydink, i happen to like party games too. One of my favorite ones happens to be...
 
ThePsychoGameron Feb. 19, 2010 at 1:39 p.m.
I wonder if this game will have my favorite quote "Masturbation is like procrastination, it may be fun, but all your really doing is f**king yourself"
Matteon Feb. 19, 2010 at 1:59 p.m.
@ThePsychoGamer said:
" I wonder if this game will have my favorite quote "Masturbation is like procrastination, it may be fun, but all your really doing is f**king yourself" "
That's bias against procrastination when it actually does help you.  Like when your running late for the bus to work so you say f**k it, I'll catch the next one, and then you find out that bus fell off a bridge.  Yea..times like that...
Strongbadman47on Feb. 19, 2010 at 4:56 p.m.
I definitely need to know how long I last...
(It'll be way above the average for sure!)
GrandMarshalon Feb. 19, 2010 at 5:50 p.m.
today i learnt what a tenga egg is
Zeouterlimitson Feb. 19, 2010 at 6:37 p.m.
I'm part of an abstinence group/bet based on the legendary episode of Seinfeld
 It's challenging..
FoxxFireArt moderator on Feb. 19, 2010 at 7:12 p.m.
Who times long long it takes to ejaculate? You can over graph something. If anything this could tell you how much protein you are losing in a week.
 
I use a Wii Fit and graph my workout schedule, weight, and BMI.
 
Destinyheroknighton Feb. 19, 2010 at 7:31 p.m.

  
  
BobCaton Feb. 19, 2010 at 10:27 p.m.
 
Question:  Would anyone bother buying a USED copy of the game?   XD
 
eww, it is sticky!
Oishi_47on Feb. 20, 2010 at 10:21 a.m.
Maybe it will have some kind of sensor in the Tenga Egg . Well my heart (and parts beyond) will always belong to the Fleshlight .  

http://www.Fleshlight.com
   
    
 (Really, it's just a more obvious tool for the same purpose and don't follow the link if you'd like not to know. Unseeing is impossible and the only solution is to see something worse...)
zaldaron July 14, 2011 at 6:42 p.m.
sp I first read this and thought it was talking about the character but it is really talking about you???  Where is the culkin smiley....though i suppose I could put a pic of the scream in here to.  Wow....so I do guess the egg mush have a sensor but wow...that has to be the craziest thing I have ever seen So does it give you technique to last longer...I can see that as actually being useful and in some way femminist.....now all they need to do is make a mod for raplelay for it ;)
ShadowKnight508 moderator on July 14, 2011 at 6:47 p.m.

Wow...I had forgotten all about this thread. Also reminds me of how much I miss John and Gia ever since they left AnimeVice last year. RIP AV Squadcast (2009-2010)

Back on subject: Well...slightly disturbing, but I guess if there is a market for such a game in Japan, then the whole chart thing that keeps track of your in-game "accomplishments" is justified, even in a eroge/hentai game.

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