I want you all to know that I’m trying real hard - - fighting real hard, in fact - - to not refer to this as HEAVEN’S LOST TITTIES because, once again, that would reflect the spirit of the plot far more accurately than the title on the box. I’ve largely been getting these shows from Funi in a form that seems unedited, but I have a sneaking hunch that the variety of awkwardly-placed lens flares, silhouettes and floating graphics that cover up all the erections in this episode were probably inserted by the translators. Honestly, I don’t have problems most times when a company’s got to alter content to fit it better to local idioms and mores and whatnot.
However - - when you’ve got a show like HEAVEN’S LOST TITTIES, where the appeal is pretty much predicated on the unbridled rabidity, you’ve got to figure that any added discretion is akin to cutting porn down for broadcast on daytime TV. This show isn’t quite hentai, but it’s not quite a legitimate show, either - - so the version I got doesn’t really please anybody, does it?
Frankly, it’s an incomprehensible mess. The notion of a team solving mysteries or executing missions within and outside the dreamtime is actually pretty a worthwhile but… I’ll be straight up… it’s an absolute mess as presented here. Watching all these shows has been an education in seeing how complex sci-fantasy concepts should be introduced - - and this nonsensical tangle really shows what not to do.
Don’t ask me to get into any more detail about that because - - and I’ll confess to such human weakness - - I was absolutely stupefied by the boobs on parade.
Watch this episode, "A Full-Frontal Hero Arises" below and decide for yourself.