The actual idea is that it's a piece of software for the PS3 (available on Japan's PSN) called Katsuragi Misato Houdou Keikaku (literally just “News Project”) that makes use of a voice synthesizer that sounds like Misato, which then reads daily news to you. Considering how many English words there are being used in Japan these days, I wonder if it reads English? Probably not very well, since it's not as consistently phonetic language as Japanese.
Let's see, FUNimation has the license for Evangelion 1.0. I dunno if this is something they would actually tentatively handle a license for, but if not, FUNi, could you at least beg Gainax to give us a localized copy of this?