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Final Fantasy XIII Chocobo are Easily over 10 Feet Tall

And look like they'd be delicious deep fried

 
Chocobos are pretty much a no win situation. As one of those things that appears in every Final Fantasy game (and most of their offshoots,) they have to be made, but we don't have to like them. Apparently Final Fantasy XIII decided that the Chocobos of late were too adorable, and not large enough to rampage through a small village, so... viola!
 
Welcome to the hulking monstrosity formally known as adorable. I mean, if we're talking about things that belong in a deep fryer, they look great, but are nowhere near adorable enough to capture my heart. I mean, come on, would you prefer those things, or something this adorable. 
 
Pets that are more than double your size just don't strike me as a good idea. Two words... Giant Poop.
 

JJOR64on Nov. 9, 2009 at 12:20 p.m.
Sexy.  This game comes out next month in Japan right?
ThePsychoGameron Nov. 9, 2009 at 12:48 p.m.
Thats one big chicken, at least they will fit with the tone of then series
John_Martoneon Nov. 9, 2009 at 1:17 p.m.
@JJOR64 said:
" Sexy.  This game comes out next month in Japan right? "
December 17th. Though the rumor mill is that there is some sort of important announcement (English version) this friday
giaon Nov. 9, 2009 at 1:18 p.m.
Oy...@_@ That...fur?...makes me think of a mullet. o_o;
JJOR64on Nov. 9, 2009 at 1:20 p.m.
@John_Martone: That's what I heard.  Maybe it will come out sooner then we thought in the USA.
John_Martoneon Nov. 9, 2009 at 1:47 p.m.
@JJOR64: Maybe the announcement is that it comes out on friday!!!
 
okay, never going to happen, but I can dream.
JJOR64on Nov. 9, 2009 at 1:54 p.m.
@John_Martone: I guess we will have to wait and see.  :P
Baku_Senseion Nov. 9, 2009 at 4:06 p.m.
mmm... Kentucky Fried Chocobo
 
Also, I bought Lan one of those Chocobos a while back. It was the one from Chocobo Tales, with the book.
lordhaseoon Nov. 10, 2009 at 7:58 a.m.

hoooolllllllllyyyyyyyy sh!t, i like them more in 12, they looked like rapters!
cfatalison Nov. 10, 2009 at 8:01 a.m.
@John_Martone: averted, FF animal never so much have a biological need besides eating and sleeping
ThePsychoGameron Nov. 10, 2009 at 8:21 a.m.
Anyways, from what i saw of previews i'm getting a bad impression from the game. It's gameplay looks very similar to 12, witch isn't necessarily a bad thing, but it means one of the things i liked about the franchise will be thrown out, and that's just how different each game felt from four up.

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