Boob Pillows, Figures, LCL: The Drink, Where Do I Start?

Gigazine has written up several products, each of which I could probably make a whole new post about, but somehow that doesn't seem fair, so I guess I should group them together-- but man, where do I start?

The Good:

There are some nice Bakemonogatari figures (nice for game prizes, mind), including one of Senjougahara wielding a stapler. Rawr! There's also a Tsubasa Hanekawa.

The Bad:

I keep forgetting that supernatural moe fanservice anime Kanokon's second season hasn't actually aired yet, meaning that I can't yet push it entirely off of my radar yet. Gigazine has pics of a new Kanokon product: a breast pillow, which is a pillow with fanservicey art and apparently a giant lump where the breasts are in the art. Like a tumor-pillow. Iiiii don't think so.

The Weird:

In the never-ending quest to find new things to merchandise for Evangelion, how about an apple-flavored beverage that's being marketed as LCL fluid? Yeahhh. It comes in a cardboard tube thing that's supposed to look like one of the LCL tubes (but fails); the actual drink comes in a little plastic tube that you snip and drink from. Just don't try to breathe it.

There's a lot of other stuff you should check out, including some nice So Ra No Wo To figures (hey, a meh show can have great figures) and two one-foot high Gundam models, one of the RX-78-2 and one of RX-0 Unicorn. So hit up Gigazine for the rest!