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Anime Caption Contest! -- 8/20/13 -- AV MOD MATERIAL

Where is Asuka? What is she running from?! WHO IS SHE TALKING TO?!?

Welcome back to the Anime Vice Caption Contest! You know the drill; we have three new images that need some funny captions! See who won the previous contest below!

Rules

  • You can caption any or all of the images!
  • You can caption the same image more than once, but not in the same post!

Your captions will be judged by the hosts of THE VICE PIT themselves; Tom Pinchuk and Sam Weller! The winners and their winning captions will be featured in the next Caption Contest post!

HELP! THE IMAGES WON'T INSERT CORRECTLY!

I've noticed some users don't always insert the images correctly in the comment section. To make sure you post the images properly, you should copy them from this post and paste them into the comment box, rather than upload the images again yourself. To do this, highlight some of the text below the images (try starting from "want to recommend") all the way up to some of the text above the images (try highlighting up to "fill in the captions!") and then right-click on that text and select "copy", go to the comment box, right-click inside that and select "paste" - then all you need to do is fill in the captions! Hope that helps, have fun!

Winners!

"Bring me a shovel and a melon."
~SamJaz
"TAKE THE SHOVEL AND START DIGGING! NOW!!"
~SamJaz

All in all, this wasn't the worst first day at school Chris had ever experienced.
~SamJaz

New Caption Contest!

So, are you up to the challenge? Just copy the images (see instructions above) into the comment box below and fill in the captions!

"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"

Want to recommend some images for the contest? Go to my profile and send them to me in a PM and I'll check them out.

Have fun and good luck!

About the Author

Daniel Newton is an Anime Vice moderator and occasional guest writer with a dangerous Wine Gum obsession. Follow his personal and community Twitter feeds: @Daniel_Newton and @AnimeVicers
YotaruVegetaon Aug. 21, 2013 at 12:39 a.m.
"My breasts are so big, they have their own orbit!"
"My breasts are so big, they have their own orbit!"
DocHauson Aug. 21, 2013 at 12:51 a.m.
"I&squot;VE BEEN ON HOLD FOR 2 HOURS, PUT YOUR SUPERVISOR ON OR I SWEAR TO GOD MY EVA&squot;S FOOT IS GOING RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!"
"I'VE BEEN ON HOLD FOR 2 HOURS, PUT YOUR SUPERVISOR ON OR I SWEAR TO GOD MY EVA'S FOOT IS GOING RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!"
"Oh come on! We can&squot;t both be the shameless fanservice girl!"
"Oh come on! We can't both be the shameless fanservice girl!"
Their teacher didn't have the heart to tell them the laptop was off.
Their teacher didn't have the heart to tell them the laptop was off.
Mutant_Godon Aug. 21, 2013 at 12:55 a.m.
"Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when I come for you?"
"Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when I come for you?"
"Are you sure you didn&squot;t put soccer balls under that apron?"
"Are you sure you didn't put soccer balls under that apron?"
"Oh my god, that can&squot;t be legal."
"Oh my god, that can't be legal."
CapeBarneson Aug. 21, 2013 at 7:10 a.m.
"You slow down ****head. I&squot;m the one who&squot;s dying."
"You slow down ****head. I'm the one who's dying."
"Ok, who wants to type the next caption for this contest?"
"Ok, who wants to type the next caption for this contest?"
Daniel_Newton moderator on Aug. 21, 2013 at 9:30 p.m.
"Check it out, there&squot;s a new episode of The Vice Pit!"
"Check it out, there's a new episode of The Vice Pit!"
takashichea moderator is online on Aug. 22, 2013 at 2:32 a.m.

Damn you guys, you make me choke on my sandwich.

No way, he kissed his sister!
No way, he kissed his sister!
SamJazon Aug. 22, 2013 at 8:12 a.m.

Triple win? I knew the combo attack was perfect.

"I TOLD YOU TO KEEP HER AWAY FROM THE BLONDE!! DAMMIT! I&squot;M ON MY WAY!"
"I TOLD YOU TO KEEP HER AWAY FROM THE BLONDE!! DAMMIT! I'M ON MY WAY!"
"...Why do I get the feeling that this is the start of a bad porno?"
"...Why do I get the feeling that this is the start of a bad porno?"
"Now kiss! Do it! Do it!"
"Now kiss! Do it! Do it!"

I'll probably do some isolated captions later.

Mutant_Godon Aug. 22, 2013 at 4:30 p.m.
"No! This is not a sequel to Run Lola Run!"
"No! This is not a sequel to Run Lola Run!"
"Huh, what do you mean you need the milk from my juggs? Oh you were talking about the ones behind me."
"Huh, what do you mean you need the milk from my juggs? Oh you were talking about the ones behind me."
"OH MY GOD, this Nigerian Prince needs our help, lets go girls!"
"OH MY GOD, this Nigerian Prince needs our help, lets go girls!"
trish6000on Aug. 23, 2013 at 3:50 p.m.
Hahah
CapeBarneson Aug. 24, 2013 at 2 a.m.

"And I ran. I ran all night and day! I just ran. I couldn't get away."

Torhuuon Aug. 25, 2013 at 11:19 p.m.
"Listen boobs Mcgee, If my cream puffs ain&squot;t done by the time I get there then my foot&squot;s going so far down your throat, it&squot;ll come out your ***, got it?! "
"Listen boobs Mcgee, If my cream puffs ain't done by the time I get there then my foot's going so far down your throat, it'll come out your ***, got it?! "
"Quick I&squot;m out of milk, give me some of yours!"
"Quick I'm out of milk, give me some of yours!"
"...I didn&squot;t know girls could do that."
"...I didn't know girls could do that."
zaldaron Aug. 26, 2013 at 3:24 a.m.

Wait no I DON"T LIKE YOU THAT WAY....AND THAT'S NOT EVEN ANATOMICALLY POSSIBLE *sounds of crying* why are these dojuin artists so mean!

CiaranShakespeareon Aug. 27, 2013 at 3:25 p.m.
"You what? PRIMARK CLOSES IN 5 MINUTES!"
"You what? PRIMARK CLOSES IN 5 MINUTES!"
&squot;&squot;Hey Asia, maybe this wasn&squot;t such a good idea"
''Hey Asia, maybe this wasn't such a good idea"
"And four more victims to The Candy Crush Saga"
"And four more victims to The Candy Crush Saga"

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