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Anime Caption Contest! -- 7/1/13 -- AV MOD MATERIAL

What happens when a pair of Shinigami lieutenants get drunk? What goes through Sasha's mind while she's eating bread? And perhaps most importantly, just what does Goku have to say? All of that is up to you!

Welcome back to the Anime Vice Caption Contest! You know the drill; we have three new images that need some funny captions! See who won the previous contest below!

Rules

  • You can caption any or all of the images!
  • You can caption the same image more than once, but not in the same post!
  • You cannot double post! You must wait for someone else to post before you may post again! This makes it fair and stops spam.

The captions will be judged by the hosts of THE VICE PIT themselves; Tom Pinchuk and Sam Weller! The winners and their winning captions will be featured in the next Caption Contest post!

HELP! THE IMAGES WON'T INSERT CORRECTLY!

I've noticed some users don't always insert the images correctly in the comment section. To make sure you post the images properly, you should copy them from this post and paste them into the comment box, rather than upload the images again yourself. To do this, highlight some of the text below the images (try starting from "want to recommend") all the way up to some of the text above the images (try highlighting up to "fill in the captions!") and then right-click on that text and select "copy", go to the comment box, right-click inside that and select "paste" - then all you need to do is fill in the captions! Hope that helps, have fun!

Winners!

"To Avoid Long Term Penile Injury Seek Medical Help For An Erection Lasting More Than Four Hours"
~ ZombiePie

".....and then I take it and******with the****on*****while**** ****a****** cat. How's that for kinky?"
~ Top8cat
"It's okay, I'm a sociologist. Carry on as if I wasn't here."
~ SamJaz

New Caption Contest!

So, are you up to the challenge? Just copy the images (see instructions above) into the comment box below and fill in the captions!

"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"

Want to recommend some images for the contest? Go to my profile and send them to me in a PM and I'll check them out.

Have fun and good luck!

About the Author

Daniel Newton is an Anime Vice moderator and occasional guest writer with a dangerous Wine Gum obsession. Follow his personal and community Twitter feeds: @Daniel_Newton and @AnimeVicers
Mutant_Godon July 1, 2013 at 3 p.m.
"I don&squot;t care if this is a rock, I need to eat."
"I don't care if this is a rock, I need to eat."
"Hey pretty doggy why are you so close?"
"Hey pretty doggy why are you so close?"
"Now I&squot;m going to teach you how to do a karate chop."
"Now I'm going to teach you how to do a karate chop."
SamJazon July 1, 2013 at 3:21 p.m.
"What? No, I&squot;m not going back for seconds. Don&squot;t look at me like that."
"What? No, I'm not going back for seconds. Don't look at me like that."
"Wow, I see what you mean. Yeah, you should get that checked out, it&squot;s pretty nasty."
"Wow, I see what you mean. Yeah, you should get that checked out, it's pretty nasty."
"Domo arigatou mister roboto domo."
"Domo arigatou mister roboto domo."
AURON570on July 1, 2013 at 8:09 p.m.
"Remember kids, don&squot;t try what I&squot;m about to do at home. I&squot;m what you call, a professional!"
"Remember kids, don't try what I'm about to do at home. I'm what you call, a professional!"
CapeBarneson July 1, 2013 at 9:07 p.m.
"Hey. Be thankful that I&squot;m not eating your balls."
"Hey. Be thankful that I'm not eating your balls."
Daniel_Newton moderator on July 2, 2013 at 4:02 a.m.
"...and that&squot;s why King Kai hides his emotional pain with terrible jokes. Join us next time when we try to take on Vegeta&squot;s royal-sized ego. Same Z-time, same Z-channel."
"...and that's why King Kai hides his emotional pain with terrible jokes. Join us next time when we try to take on Vegeta's royal-sized ego. Same Z-time, same Z-channel."
TheJoker1911on July 2, 2013 at 5:43 a.m.
"STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, U AINT GETTING ANY! MINE, BITCH MINE!"
"STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, U AINT GETTING ANY! MINE, BITCH MINE!"
SamJazon July 2, 2013 at 7:33 a.m.
"Did you hear? The Chief was turned into a piece of bread, and now we can&squot;t find him!"
"Did you hear? The Chief was turned into a piece of bread, and now we can't find him!"
"No, changed my mind. You can have fatty tuna."
"No, changed my mind. You can have fatty tuna."
"Come on, just one little arm wrestle?"
"Come on, just one little arm wrestle?"
Top8caton July 2, 2013 at 10:44 a.m.

I don't know why, but I keep reading Goku's sub's in his voice. Pure gold here lol.

Daniel_Newton moderator on July 2, 2013 at 11:51 a.m.
"...maybe if I just stay still no-one will notice I&squot;m eating rubble off the floor again."
"...maybe if I just stay still no-one will notice I'm eating rubble off the floor again."
"So you thought replacing your eyebrows with tattoos would get you all the ladies or something?"
"So you thought replacing your eyebrows with tattoos would get you all the ladies or something?"
"After that fight I couldn&squot;t lift my arm higher than this for a month, but you should have seen the other guy!"
"After that fight I couldn't lift my arm higher than this for a month, but you should have seen the other guy!"
SamJazon July 2, 2013 at 11:52 a.m.

@Top8cat said:

I don't know why, but I keep reading Goku's sub's in his voice. Pure gold here lol.

"Guys, we all know that you&squot;re reading this in my voice, so you&squot;re gonna find this funny no matter what these guys write under this picture of me."
"Guys, we all know that you're reading this in my voice, so you're gonna find this funny no matter what these guys write under this picture of me."
Daniel_Newton moderator on July 2, 2013 at 12:03 p.m.

@Top8cat: @SamJaz:

"And this is my spanking hand... it&squot;s also why I&squot;m hiding in the afterlife from my wife."
"And this is my spanking hand... it's also why I'm hiding in the afterlife from my wife."
SamJazon July 2, 2013 at 11:28 p.m.
"...he did WHUT IN HIS CUP?"
"...he did WHUT IN HIS CUP?"
GokaiRedon July 3, 2013 at 4:47 p.m.
"Why no I didn&squot;t bring enough for everybo... why are you stroking your gun?"
"Why no I didn't bring enough for everybo... why are you stroking your gun?"
"Tell me I&squot;m Pretty!"
"Tell me I'm Pretty!"
CiaranShakespeareon July 3, 2013 at 5:24 p.m.
"Hmm... this tastes funny *stare at the camera*"
"Hmm... this tastes funny *stare at the camera*"
"You&squot;re actually really cute this close up :3"
"You're actually really cute this close up :3"
"Have I ever showed you guys how to do the robot?"
"Have I ever showed you guys how to do the robot?"
Daniel_Newton moderator on July 3, 2013 at 5:58 p.m.
"King Kai are you sure standing still like this will make me stronger? I&squot;ve been at it for hours... King Kai?"
"King Kai are you sure standing still like this will make me stronger? I've been at it for hours... King Kai?"
jj_jacksonon July 3, 2013 at 6:17 p.m.
Renji: "Woaah woaah!! yea um... when I said adventurous I&squot;m pretty sure you took it the wrong way bro."
Renji: "Woaah woaah!! yea um... when I said adventurous I'm pretty sure you took it the wrong way bro."
takashichea moderator on July 3, 2013 at 9:35 p.m.
"Why are you eating that? I just told you it was poison."
"Why are you eating that? I just told you it was poison."
"This is how you kiss a lady."
"This is how you kiss a lady."
"Hi everyone, are you ready to do some Kamehameha waves?"
"Hi everyone, are you ready to do some Kamehameha waves?"
CiaranShakespeareon July 4, 2013 at 7:44 a.m.
"This dumpling is missing something, hmm... oh yeah. Taste."
"This dumpling is missing something, hmm... oh yeah. Taste."
"Do you remember the time I saw you naked? Yeah, I thought you did."
"Do you remember the time I saw you naked? Yeah, I thought you did."
"Oh my god. Guys guess what? King Kai just taught me to high five. Yeah."
"Oh my god. Guys guess what? King Kai just taught me to high five. Yeah."
zaldaron July 4, 2013 at 5:20 p.m.

*tries to resist DBZ trolling and fails miserably*

"Hi see that mountain behind me... no? Well you will after I power up and punch you through it... ARRRRG!!!" *Two hours later* "ARRRGGG!!!" *Two more hours later* "ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!" You: Yawn - pull out a gun and shoot him between his beady eyes (the way DBZ should have ended)
"Hi see that mountain behind me... no? Well you will after I power up and punch you through it... ARRRRG!!!" *Two hours later* "ARRRGGG!!!" *Two more hours later* "ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!" You: Yawn - pull out a gun and shoot him between his beady eyes (the way DBZ should have ended)
CapeBarneson July 4, 2013 at 10:58 p.m.
"You ever seen a grown man naked?"
"You ever seen a grown man naked?"
"Hi, Goku here. Welcome to today&squot;s episode of your morning workout program."
"Hi, Goku here. Welcome to today's episode of your morning workout program."

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