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Anime Caption Contest! -- 12/2/13 -- AV MOD MATERIAL

I think we've all spotted something strange on a label at one time or another...

Welcome back to the Anime Vice Caption Contest! You know the drill; we have three new images that need some funny captions! See who won the previous contest below!

Rules

  • You can caption any or all of the images!
  • You can caption the same image more than once, but not in the same post!

Your captions will be judged by the hosts of THE VICE PIT themselves; Tom Pinchuk and Sam Weller! The winners and their winning captions will be featured in the next Caption Contest post!

HELP! THE IMAGES WON'T INSERT CORRECTLY!

I've noticed some users don't always insert the images correctly in the comment section. To make sure you post the images properly, you should copy them from this post and paste them into the comment box, rather than upload the images again yourself. To do this, highlight some of the text below the images (try starting from "want to recommend") all the way up to some of the text above the images (try highlighting up to "fill in the captions!") and then right-click on that text and select "copy", go to the comment box, right-click inside that and select "paste" - then all you need to do is fill in the captions! Hope that helps, have fun!

Winners!

"Give us an M, give us an O, give us an E"
~ kino88
"Its just a saying, the butler really didn't do it."
~ Mutant_God

"I can't think of a good caption, but I saw that horse and recalled hearing a myth that they used to stick carrots up Mr. Ed's butt to make him flap his lips. Probably not true, but it's what came to mind when I saw that and I chuckled for a bit."
~ sickVisionz

New Caption Contest!

So, are you up to the challenge? Just copy the images (READ INSTRUCTIONS ABOVE!) into the comment box below and fill in the captions!

"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"
"Caption me!"

Want to recommend some images for the contest? Go to my profile and send them to me in a PM and I'll check them out. Have fun and good luck!

About the Author

Daniel Newton is a freelance writer. You could probably describe him as an Otaku, Gamer, Brony, Trekkie, Pokémaniac... and a bunch of other nerdy things! He also really likes Wine Gums. If you're into any of that you can follow him on: Twitter /// tumblr /// Google+
AURON570on Dec. 2, 2013 at 3:43 p.m.
"I am a war photographer. I have a camera attached to end of my rifle, so I can shoot people while I shoot them... Say cheese."
"I am a war photographer. I have a camera attached to end of my rifle, so I can shoot people while I shoot them... Say cheese."
RavenBusteron Dec. 2, 2013 at 8 p.m.
"Ichiraku closed early for holiday."
"Ichiraku closed early for holiday."
"Where&squot;d you say to put the lubricant again?"
"Where'd you say to put the lubricant again?"
"Sniper photographer, taking the Paparazzi to a whole new level."
"Sniper photographer, taking the Paparazzi to a whole new level."
Daniel_Newton moderator on Dec. 2, 2013 at 8:12 p.m.
"What do you mean there are no more episodes of Attack on Titan?"
"What do you mean there are no more episodes of Attack on Titan?"
*WARNING: Side-effects may include; irritability, mood swings, and enlarged mammary glands.* "Well that explains a lot..."
*WARNING: Side-effects may include; irritability, mood swings, and enlarged mammary glands.* "Well that explains a lot..."
CapeBarneson Dec. 2, 2013 at 8:25 p.m.
"I missed the Van Halen concert."
"I missed the Van Halen concert."
"Hey Yoko, I&squot;m a better sniper than you are."
"Hey Yoko, I'm a better sniper than you are."
"What about Duran Duran?"
"What about Duran Duran?"
SamJaz is online on Dec. 3, 2013 at 10:16 a.m.

Missed last week, but ah well.

"It was a boring trip to the onion farm."
"It was a boring trip to the onion farm."
"Why get a silencer when you can attach a megaphone to your rifle?"
"Why get a silencer when you can attach a megaphone to your rifle?"
"That&squot;s great honey, now remember to keep your right leg steady as we pan downwards."
"That's great honey, now remember to keep your right leg steady as we pan downwards."
takashichea moderator on Dec. 3, 2013 at 10:20 a.m.

@SamJaz:

Me, too. It would help if Daniel puts up a date.

Will this make my boobs bigger? It looks like ordinary lotion.
Will this make my boobs bigger? It looks like ordinary lotion.
Daniel_Newton moderator on Dec. 3, 2013 at 10:39 a.m.

@SamJaz: @takashichea: It usually goes up on Monday. They're typically on the homepage for over a week so they're kind of hard to miss.

"I never miss an Anime Vice update!"
"I never miss an Anime Vice update!"

SamJaz is online on Dec. 3, 2013 at 11:06 a.m.
"Do I really need this to make my boobs bigger? I&squot;m pretty large already."
"Do I really need this to make my boobs bigger? I'm pretty large already."
Mutant_Godon Dec. 3, 2013 at 12:07 p.m.
"Wow the ACME Corporation really does have everything."
"Wow the ACME Corporation really does have everything."
"Hmm this bottle is too small to use for my huge breasts."
"Hmm this bottle is too small to use for my huge breasts."
"Santa isn&squot;t real?"
"Santa isn't real?"
takashichea moderator on Dec. 3, 2013 at 2:05 p.m.

@Daniel_Newton:

I usually skip the front page to my profile page when working on AV projects.

@SamJaz:

Dang it, I shouldn't start making boob jokes.

"I&squot;m not crying, idiot. I just got something in my eye."
"I'm not crying, idiot. I just got something in my eye."
GokaiRedon Dec. 3, 2013 at 3:17 p.m.
"MY TEEAARS DOON&squot;T FAAAAAAAALL, THEY CRASH AROUND MEEEEEEE!"
"MY TEEAARS DOON'T FAAAAAAAALL, THEY CRASH AROUND MEEEEEEE!"
"C&squot;mon Bieber. SHOW YOURSELF!"
"C'mon Bieber. SHOW YOURSELF!"
Daniel_Newton moderator on Dec. 3, 2013 at 3:27 p.m.

@takashichea: Well that's your own fault then! The first thing I do when I go on AV is check the homepage for anything new. Just seems logical to me.

"Kill la Kill is so beautiful."
"Kill la Kill is so beautiful."
takashichea moderator on Dec. 3, 2013 at 3:35 p.m.

@Daniel_Newton:

I'm thinking of making the activity feed my home page for Anime Vice.

"That&squot;s right. Remove that ascot for me."
"That's right. Remove that ascot for me."
CapeBarneson Dec. 3, 2013 at 9:09 p.m.

"When I'm done with this, pass me the wine, will ya?"

"This will teach Gary Cherone a lesson or two..."

He just watched the latest episode of "Walking Dead."

Kino88on Dec. 3, 2013 at 9:14 p.m.

"Ninja May Cry"

how the hell did my "busty" sister manage to fire this thing?

all clean, now who has my sandals?

Tron39on Dec. 4, 2013 at 12:12 p.m.

"No More PS4s or Xbox Ones?"
UsachanMaNon Dec. 4, 2013 at 1:35 p.m.
"Those are manly tears! Ok?! Those are manly a** tears right
there that you’re lookin’ at!. ... Go ahead Naruto.”
"Those are manly tears! Ok?! Those are manly a** tears right there that you’re lookin’ at!. ... Go ahead Naruto.”

This is in reference to Key and Peele's "Manly Tears" video :P

CapeBarneson Dec. 4, 2013 at 11:45 p.m.

"Why does it hurt when I pee?"

"A girl don't need no fancy grease, to get herself some rump release. Any kind of lube will do..."

YotaruVegetaon Dec. 5, 2013 at 6:58 a.m.
"You still hate me, even when my manga&squot;s ending?"
"You still hate me, even when my manga's ending?"

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