According to Drewaconclusion, the creator of this AMV: “Originally, I wanted to make the greatest AMV ever made. So I started working on it and then all these tomatoes started popping up out of nowhere and eating all the anime characters I was using in my video. All I could do was sit and watched as tomatoes ravaged my video. I decided to render what was left so you all could see this attack of the killer tomatoes.”
Proof once again that tomatoes are the scum of society, from ruining perfectly good bacon and lettuce sandwiches, to eating our favorite anime characters. I can’t express my anger for tomatoes in words, so I figured this AMV would fulfill that role for me. You can download a high-quality version of it here; but I don’t know why you would want to, this is sick stuff.
Every time I go to Subway, and see Tomatoes as an optional topping, I think to myself: 'what kind of a sick degenerate would put tomatoes on a perfectly good sub?!'
Oh no! I've got tomato sauce on my arm!!! Someone, put me outta my misery! You'll be doing me a favour! I don't want to become one of... *hesitating at the mere thought of it*... one of.... them!
Long time ago me and my brother Akira here, we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road. And he said: [Sung] "Play the best AMV in the world, or I'll eat your soul." [Spoken] Well me and Akira, we looked at each other, and we each said... "Okay." [Sung] And we edited together the first thing that came to our heads, Just so happened to be, The Best AMV in the World, it was The Best AMV in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see One and one make two, two and one make three, It was destiny. Once every hundred-thousand years or so, When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow And the grass doth grow...
Needless to say, the beast was stunned. Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail, And the beast was done. He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?" And we said, "Nay. We are but men." Rock! Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah, Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest AMV in the World, no. This is Just a Tribute. Because tomatoes invaded The Greatest AMV in the World, oh no. This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest AMV in the World, All right! It was The Greatest AMV in the World, All right! It was the best muthaf*k*n' AMV, the greatest AMV in the world. [2-part skat] [Spoken] And the peculiar thing is this my friends: the AMV we played on that fateful night, didn't actually look or sound anything like this AMV. [Sung] This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it! And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion. Ah, f*ck! Good God, God lovin', So surprised to find you can't stop it. [Skat] All right! All right!
{full apologies to Jack Black, Kyle Gass, Drewaconclusion, GodLen, and the viewing audience.}
He's one of them! GET HIM!!!
I do like cherry tomatoes though. TO EAT!
*lock and load*
Just have him step innocently to the side and I'll take out his captors :)
XD
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[Sung]
"Play the best AMV in the world, or I'll eat your soul."
[Spoken]
Well me and Akira, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
[Sung]
And we edited together the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best AMV in the World, it was The Best AMV in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest AMV in the World, no.
This is Just a Tribute.
Because tomatoes invaded The Greatest AMV in the World, oh no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest AMV in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest AMV in the World,
All right! It was the best muthaf*k*n' AMV, the greatest AMV in the world.
[2-part skat]
[Spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the AMV we played on that fateful night, didn't actually look or sound
anything like this AMV.
[Sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, f*ck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
[Skat]
All right! All right!
{full apologies to Jack Black, Kyle Gass, Drewaconclusion, GodLen, and the viewing audience.}
Throws a tomato. Embrace the tomatoes!