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AMV Tuesdays: WTF??? Why Are There Tomatoes In My AMV?!?

Damn tomatoes think they have the same rights as us non-tomato folk.



According to Drewaconclusion, the creator of this AMV: “Originally, I wanted to make the greatest AMV ever made. So I started working on it and then all these tomatoes started popping up out of nowhere and eating all the anime characters I was using in my video. All I could do was sit and watched as tomatoes ravaged my video. I decided to render what was left so you all could see this attack of the killer tomatoes.”

Proof once again that tomatoes are the scum of society, from ruining perfectly good bacon and lettuce sandwiches, to eating our favorite anime characters. I can’t express my anger for tomatoes in words, so I figured this AMV would fulfill that role for me. You can download a high-quality version of it here; but I don’t know why you would want to, this is sick stuff.
Arjunaon Dec. 1, 2009 at 2:48 p.m.
Every time I go to Subway, and see Tomatoes as an optional topping, I think to myself:  'what kind of a sick degenerate would put tomatoes on a perfectly good sub?!'
InfiniteGeasson Dec. 1, 2009 at 3:01 p.m.
But I like tomatoes. They're so juicy and when you get the small ones you can just pop them in your mouth.
Arjunaon Dec. 1, 2009 at 3:05 p.m.
@InfiniteGeass said:

" But I like tomatoes. They're so juicy and when you get the small ones you can just pop them in your mouth. "

He's one of them!  GET HIM!!!
giaon Dec. 1, 2009 at 3:32 p.m.
Man...I remember when the cartoon came out when I was little. Even then I thought it was kinda stupid.
 
I do like cherry tomatoes though. TO EAT!
BobCaton Dec. 1, 2009 at 3:33 p.m.
@Arjuna:  No, he's being held hostage by the tomatoes and forced to make propaganda statements.
 
*lock and load*
 
Just have him step innocently to the side and I'll take out his captors :)
 
XD
GodLen staff on Dec. 1, 2009 at 3:41 p.m.
The tomatoes have infected this far into the anime vice user base... we might already be too late...
Arjunaon Dec. 1, 2009 at 3:44 p.m.
Oh no!  I've got tomato sauce on my arm!!!  Someone, put me outta my misery!  You'll be doing me a favour!  I don't want to become one of...  *hesitating at the mere thought of it*...  one of....  them!
ThePsychoGameron Dec. 1, 2009 at 4:25 p.m.
... Zombie Tomato
rocketbomberon Dec. 1, 2009 at 6:35 p.m.
 Long time ago me and my brother Akira here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[Sung]
"Play the best AMV in the world, or I'll eat your soul."
[Spoken]
Well me and Akira, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
[Sung]
And we edited together the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best AMV in the World, it was The Best AMV in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest AMV in the World, no.
This is Just a Tribute.
Because tomatoes invaded The Greatest AMV in the World, oh no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest AMV in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest AMV in the World,
All right! It was the best muthaf*k*n' AMV, the greatest AMV in the world.
[2-part skat]
[Spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the AMV we played on that fateful night,  didn't actually look or sound
anything like this AMV.
[Sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, f*ck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
[Skat]
All right! All right! 
 
{full apologies to Jack Black, Kyle Gass,  Drewaconclusion, GodLen, and the viewing audience.}
GodLen staff on Dec. 1, 2009 at 7 p.m.
@rocketbomber: *holds up lighter*
Konandaon Dec. 1, 2009 at 9:35 p.m.
@rocketbomber:
Throws a tomato. Embrace the tomatoes!
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