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Added by GodLen on Dec. 1, 2009
Proof once again that tomatoes are the scum of society, from ruining perfectly good bacon and lettuce sandwiches, to eating our favorite anime characters. I can’t express my anger for tomatoes in words, so I figured this AMV would fulfill that role for me. You can download a high-quality version of it here; but I don’t know why you would want to, this is sick stuff.
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But I like tomatoes. They're so juicy and when you get the small ones you can just pop them in your mouth.
@InfiniteGeass said:
He's one of them! GET HIM!!!" But I like tomatoes. They're so juicy and when you get the small ones you can just pop them in your mouth. "
Man...I remember when the cartoon came out when I was little. Even then I thought it was kinda stupid.
I do like cherry tomatoes though. TO EAT!
I do like cherry tomatoes though. TO EAT!
@Arjuna: No, he's being held hostage by the tomatoes and forced to make propaganda statements.
*lock and load*
Just have him step innocently to the side and I'll take out his captors :)
XD
*lock and load*
Just have him step innocently to the side and I'll take out his captors :)
XD
The tomatoes have infected this far into the anime vice user base... we might already be too late...
Oh no! I've got tomato sauce on my arm!!! Someone, put me outta my misery! You'll be doing me a favour! I don't want to become one of... *hesitating at the mere thought of it*... one of.... them!
Long time ago me and my brother Akira here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[Sung]
"Play the best AMV in the world, or I'll eat your soul."
[Spoken]
Well me and Akira, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
[Sung]
And we edited together the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best AMV in the World, it was The Best AMV in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest AMV in the World, no.
This is Just a Tribute.
Because tomatoes invaded The Greatest AMV in the World, oh no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest AMV in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest AMV in the World,
All right! It was the best muthaf*k*n' AMV, the greatest AMV in the world.
[2-part skat]
[Spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the AMV we played on that fateful night, didn't actually look or sound
anything like this AMV.
[Sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, f*ck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
[Skat]
All right! All right!
{full apologies to Jack Black, Kyle Gass, Drewaconclusion, GodLen, and the viewing audience.}
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[Sung]
"Play the best AMV in the world, or I'll eat your soul."
[Spoken]
Well me and Akira, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
[Sung]
And we edited together the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best AMV in the World, it was The Best AMV in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest AMV in the World, no.
This is Just a Tribute.
Because tomatoes invaded The Greatest AMV in the World, oh no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest AMV in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest AMV in the World,
All right! It was the best muthaf*k*n' AMV, the greatest AMV in the world.
[2-part skat]
[Spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the AMV we played on that fateful night, didn't actually look or sound
anything like this AMV.
[Sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, f*ck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
[Skat]
All right! All right!
{full apologies to Jack Black, Kyle Gass, Drewaconclusion, GodLen, and the viewing audience.}
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