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Adults Only: Japanese Champion Enters Self-Love Competition

Added by gia manry on April 30, 2009

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Ah, the things I miss out on no longer living a mere hour from San Francisco: TOKYOMANGO reports that the annual Masturbate-a-thon is taking place in the City by the Bay this Saturday, and that last year's champion, Masanobu Sato, is entering again this year. Sato is actually the world record for longest time spent masturbating-- 9 hours and 33 minutes in one session.

It should be no surprise to anyone that Japan would be home to the world's greatest wankers (literally!), but I have to say...if it takes nine and a half hours, doesn't that really just mean you're spectacularly bad at it?

No, I think some of the other records, like most climaxes, are rather more meaningful. Interestingly, the male winner managed 31 times, while the female winner only 20 times, which should fly in the face of those who assume that the female “multiple orgasm” is only female.

So! What do you think? Will Japan's champion stay on top, or will he be-- ahem –expunged?

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9 Comments

AddictedtoText
on April 30, 2009

I don't even know what to say to this... It's an interesting concept though...

Sigue
on April 30, 2009

...Huh.

Agent_Lost
on April 30, 2009

what the hell

All I'm going to says that, Sato must be one extremely lonely guy.

Sonata
on April 30, 2009

And I thought I have seen it all.

HeeroYuy
on April 30, 2009

All I know is you just made my roommates very happy Gia... (Congratulations guys, there's dudes more perverted than you could ever hope to be!)

lanaswift
on April 30, 2009

I AM surprised that the guy came so many more times than the girl. Huh...hopefully her orgasms were better.

ethan
on April 30, 2009

Im gonna stay in the North Bay that day.

gia
on April 30, 2009

You don't wanna go and take a Vicecam with you, Ethan? Where's your sense of devotion? ;)

Papasan
on May 1, 2009

jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... I instantly heard The Buzzcocks' song, "Orgasm Addict" in my head as I began reading this. And now I'm listening to it.

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