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90 Second POKEMON #13 Trailer

Skin-walking and shape-shifting Zoroark...

 The face of evil...
 The face of evil...

As history has shown us time and again… never trust a cute ‘n cuddly little creature because it’ll more than likely turn into a bigger, more ferocious monster. Oh sure, go and pet that fluffy lil’ Mogwai, but should you break “the rules” - - WATCH OUT! - - he’ll turn into a nasty gremlin and stick your hand in a blender. I bring this up because I see this primordial theme at play in the new trailer for the 13 Pokemon movie - - POCKET MONSTERS DIAMOND & PEARL THE MOVIE: PHANTOM RULER: ZOROARK (slop some peanut butter on my tongue, ‘cause that’s a mouthful!). In this, the cute and cuddly Zoroa evolves into the nasty Zoroark and starts shape-shifting all over the place, even turning into Ash himself and giving the poor kid an identity crisis he’s about three decades too young to be having. 

Witness it for yourself here...

 Soon, he'll be asking if he's throwing the Pokeball or if the Pokeball is throwing him.
 Soon, he'll be asking if he's throwing the Pokeball or if the Pokeball is throwing him.

I read somewhere that this is the 495 species to be introduced in the Pokemon universe…? Sheesh! That is four-hundred-and-ninety-five kind of crazy. I suspect there’s probably been just a little conceptual double dipping along the way. There has to be. I like this “skinwalker” Zoroark, but I think I’ve had an epiphany about its origins. It’s described as an evil fox and in Spanish, of course, "zorro" means fox. Am I off base here?

-- Tom Pinchuk is the writer of UNIMAGINABLE for Arcana Comics and HYBRID BASTARDS! for Archaia Comics.   Watch out for the HYBRID BASTARDS! hardcover collection this March - - available for pre-order now on Amazon.com .

Kelleth moderator on March 8, 2010 at 12:34 p.m.
Soooo Zoroark is gonna be the new Ditto? hello new Daycare whore :p
Edit: Btw i don`t think he was Evolving into Zoroark in the vid i think he was calling Zoroark who`s probably the mom/dad.
crusader8463on March 8, 2010 at 12:56 p.m.
 I guess he doesn't make that convincing of a villain?
 I guess he doesn't make that convincing of a villain?
They just made dittio again.
sora_thekey moderator on March 8, 2010 at 2:40 p.m.


Maybe it's a Ditto!  
who created this the zoroarc image as a front.. so he looks menacing!

 
and yeah "zorro" is fox...

Tom_Pinchuk staff on March 8, 2010 at 9:41 p.m.
@Kelleth: Yeah, that makes a little more sense. Although, you can never be certain about anything with shape-shifters, right?
RockmanBionicson March 9, 2010 at 7:18 a.m.
Oh Ditto, you're so forgetable, always staying in the daycare where I need you to be. FOREVER.
 
Also, you suck!
Boddingtonon March 9, 2010 at 12:47 p.m.
Ditto is just a bowl of Poi left out of the fridge too long.
DharcsZoroark555on Nov. 19, 2010 at 3:45 p.m.
@Kelleth: actually zoroark isnt the new daycare whore other than his ability hes pretty much the new mightyena save for a few new moves also his ability only works in battle and he can only turn into a pokemon thats on ur team either way i love him and will always be on my team "assuming i can get the damned thing...stupid shiny dog event"
Kelleth moderator on Nov. 19, 2010 at 3:48 p.m.
@DharcsZoroark555:  I know now, I played the game myself with cheats no less. can't wait till i actually get to buy the games :D
DharcsZoroark555on Nov. 19, 2010 at 3:54 p.m.
@Kelleth: lol u use cheats to i will most likely hav to do so aswell to get my hands on him assuming his and victini's U.S. event  involves wifi because i dont hav wifi lol "god i hope their events are gamestop"
Organicalistic_on Nov. 19, 2010 at 4:23 p.m.
ditto is just some crab left in an unknown refrigerator that was on your ship
Jlynnanaon Dec. 8, 2010 at 12:02 a.m.
There's a big difference though 
 
Yes Both Ditto and Zoroak are shape shifters, but Ditto transforms into the first thing it see's. Zoroark can be any thing it feels like being, you won't know you have it until you catch it.
AgumonKidon March 28, 2011 at 7:04 p.m.
I hate Pokemon but I took a visit to 4chan(YES 4CHAN) and Ditto could have been a mew prototype!
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