Call this the Secret Origin of a Sexual Freak. And I’m not referring to the titular Mysterious Girlfriend - - I’m talking about the dude.
Listen… I’ve watched a lot of weird and extreme shit, OK? And this featured the grossest act of mutual affection I’ve seen since the egg yolk make-out in TAMPOCO. Dude licks her puddle of drool up like its honey? That’s nasty, man. So nasty that I had to keep shifting my focus of vision away from the picture and onto the very narrow space occupied by the sub-titles.
Yeah, I don’t need to tell you that this was gross. What I do need to do, however, is take the less-than-obvious angle on the material and talk about how this sort-of made me think of THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY (of all things). See, the flick basically showed you how an odd guy with some quirks ran into a series of circumstances that enabled and encouraged certain latent parts of his personality to develop until he finally became an extreme personality like world-class con man, Tom Ripley.
The same concepts apply to this kid’s sexual freakiness, here. If this girl hadn’t joined his class, he would’ve probably grown up into a generally normal guy with some dormant fetishes that’d only be occasionally sated by some porn or hentai he’d watch while his wife wasn’t looking. However, because his first girlfriend is not only the kind of girl who finds drool-licking romantic, but also the sort who’ll encourage him to suck on her finger instead of kissing… well….
Put it this way - - for this kid’s sake, he better pray to heaven that he never breaks up with this girl. After they break up (and that’s inevitable, c’mon,) he is going to have the hardest time imaginable trying to find another girl who’ll indulge the sort of peccadilloes that've already been fostered in him. Like, seriously, there’s no going back for him, now…
Yeesh… this show was almost like some psycho-sexual case study. I don't know if that's a good thing, but it's a.... thing, certainly.
Watch this episode, “Mysterious Girlfriend” below and decide for yourself.
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